Could I have the gloup zero, please? I’m watching what I eat.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Could I have the gloup zero, please? I’m watching what I eat.
She’s green for an amazing reason* 🧟♀️
*weird bathroom lighting
*weird bathroom lighting
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
She’s green for an amazing reason* 🧟♀️
*weird bathroom lighting
*weird bathroom lighting
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
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Ok, hear me out… use these whistles at ICE protests.
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ok, hear me out… use these whistles at ICE protests.
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AS WAS FORETOLD
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AS WAS FORETOLD
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Her whistle brings all the hogs to the yard
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Her whistle brings all the hogs to the yard
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
You: so you don’t have a costume?
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You: so you don’t have a costume?
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
I wish we could block people on Teams
October 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I wish we could block people on Teams
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you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
September 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
I’m trying to befriend the corvids
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m trying to befriend the corvids
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being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
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Face down
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
August 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Face down
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
August 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆