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AS WAS FORETOLD
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AS WAS FORETOLD
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Her whistle brings all the hogs to the yard
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Her whistle brings all the hogs to the yard
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
And they’re like, ya got any slop?
Damn right, we want to eat slop…
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
You: so you don’t have a costume?
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You: so you don’t have a costume?
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
I wish we could block people on Teams
October 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I wish we could block people on Teams
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you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
September 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
I’m trying to befriend the corvids
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m trying to befriend the corvids
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being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
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Face down
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
August 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Face down
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks
Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
August 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
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getting a free abortion at the woke cracker barrel
August 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
getting a free abortion at the woke cracker barrel
I saw a rat on my way to the gym this morning and blurted out, “Ohh! Look! A rat!” in delight 🐀
August 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I saw a rat on my way to the gym this morning and blurted out, “Ohh! Look! A rat!” in delight 🐀
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*crawling through your doggie door* are you mad at me?
August 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
*crawling through your doggie door* are you mad at me?
Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈
August 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈
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feelin like this rn
August 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
feelin like this rn
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How your email finds me
August 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
How your email finds me
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Go for it. I don't even care any more.
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Genuinely trying to figure out what a VIP experience with the Xyzal owl entails
July 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Genuinely trying to figure out what a VIP experience with the Xyzal owl entails