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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
Quick, Mario! We have to build a fire and melt these Mushrooms!
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Quick, Mario! We have to build a fire and melt these Mushrooms!
Oh, boy! I can hardly wait!
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh, boy! I can hardly wait!
Hey, everybody! Elvin lives!
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hey, everybody! Elvin lives!
My prize-winning spaghetti sauce is finished! Try it!
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My prize-winning spaghetti sauce is finished! Try it!
We call it, 'Pizza Sauce!'
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We call it, 'Pizza Sauce!'
No, no! Wait a minute! You got the wrong guy! Hold it! Back off! Whoa! Yipe!
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No, no! Wait a minute! You got the wrong guy! Hold it! Back off! Whoa! Yipe!
Whoever is to free our land, must first pull the Golden Plunger from the Sacred Sink of Cramalot!
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Whoever is to free our land, must first pull the Golden Plunger from the Sacred Sink of Cramalot!
I'd say it was finished.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'd say it was finished.
'Tis I, you bounders!
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
'Tis I, you bounders!
Okay, here it is!
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Okay, here it is!
Better make that, 'The more for Mario!'
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Better make that, 'The more for Mario!'
Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?
It says uh, Add hair from a witch's wart.
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It says uh, Add hair from a witch's wart.
♪ Mmmmmimimimimimimimiiiiiiiii! ♪
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
♪ Mmmmmimimimimimimimiiiiiiiii! ♪
Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?
Excuse me, do you have a vacancy?
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Excuse me, do you have a vacancy?
Here we come, Toad! We've gotta get out of there and stop 'em!
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Here we come, Toad! We've gotta get out of there and stop 'em!
The emperor must be a wonderful man! I can't wait to meet him!
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The emperor must be a wonderful man! I can't wait to meet him!
Let's play cupid!
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Let's play cupid!
Relax, Luigi! I got a plan to throw Koopa for a loopa!
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Relax, Luigi! I got a plan to throw Koopa for a loopa!
Oooh, I love this show!
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oooh, I love this show!
Hey, cousin Mario. Yo what they call this stuff they got on top of the pizza?
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hey, cousin Mario. Yo what they call this stuff they got on top of the pizza?
Yes, you can, Mario! Think positive!
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Yes, you can, Mario! Think positive!
Not so fast!
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Not so fast!