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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
Run now, gab later!
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Run now, gab later!
Take it from me, Queen Rotunda, this is the best love potion I ever mixed!
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Take it from me, Queen Rotunda, this is the best love potion I ever mixed!
He's gonna land real hard after this jump!
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He's gonna land real hard after this jump!
Mario, please! Don't say another word!
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Mario, please! Don't say another word!
Alright, alright! Watch it! Okay! Let me try!
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Alright, alright! Watch it! Okay! Let me try!
Wh-wh-what are you gonna do?
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Wh-wh-what are you gonna do?
But in the meantime, we got ourselves a baby princess to take care of!
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
But in the meantime, we got ourselves a baby princess to take care of!
But, we still gotta get in Koopa's fort and save the Princess!
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But, we still gotta get in Koopa's fort and save the Princess!
Sounds good to me!
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sounds good to me!
Quick, Mario! We have to build a fire and melt these Mushrooms!
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Quick, Mario! We have to build a fire and melt these Mushrooms!
Oh, boy! I can hardly wait!
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh, boy! I can hardly wait!
Hey, everybody! Elvin lives!
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hey, everybody! Elvin lives!
My prize-winning spaghetti sauce is finished! Try it!
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My prize-winning spaghetti sauce is finished! Try it!
We call it, 'Pizza Sauce!'
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We call it, 'Pizza Sauce!'
No, no! Wait a minute! You got the wrong guy! Hold it! Back off! Whoa! Yipe!
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No, no! Wait a minute! You got the wrong guy! Hold it! Back off! Whoa! Yipe!
Whoever is to free our land, must first pull the Golden Plunger from the Sacred Sink of Cramalot!
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Whoever is to free our land, must first pull the Golden Plunger from the Sacred Sink of Cramalot!
I'd say it was finished.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'd say it was finished.
'Tis I, you bounders!
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
'Tis I, you bounders!
Okay, here it is!
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Okay, here it is!
Better make that, 'The more for Mario!'
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Better make that, 'The more for Mario!'
Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?
It says uh, Add hair from a witch's wart.
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It says uh, Add hair from a witch's wart.
♪ Mmmmmimimimimimimimiiiiiiiii! ♪
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
♪ Mmmmmimimimimimimimiiiiiiiii! ♪
Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yo, uncs! Yo, uncs! How 'bout joinin' in?