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Hey, paisanos! It’s no-context quotes from The Super Mario Bros Super Show (1989)! By @simeonthefool.bsky.social. Quotes: https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super_Mario_Bros._Super_Show!_quotes Not affiliated with anyone. 100% LLM free! Chat with me!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · Aug 15

I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5m

Aah, come on, Magic! You can do it! I hope...

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 42m

Slime Busters

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

That wasn't water! It was a love potion!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

Mario, forget about it! There's something strange about this guy!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

Hurry, Mario, before the Trouters get her!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Ah! Just as I planned! The Mario Bros. have arrived! Now I'll flatten them worse than I'll flatten Flatbush! Bring me those faucet freaks! Now!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Everybody in Pasta Land is happy! Come on! I'll introduce ya to the mayor!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

Wrong, Little Red Whining Princess! You're both coming with me!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

Without havin' US for lunch! Hey! Look!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

What? What? I don't understand!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

It was a warmup!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

Oh yeah, Koopa! I'm sending you a bill!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Not all of them!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Don't just stand there, you pathetic dunderheads! Let's get 'em!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

No, no, no! Don't eat that! That is my latest invention: Shrinking Sukiyaki!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

And out there in the harbor, holding up her torch...the Statue of Kooperty! (*with Luigi*) The Statue of Kooperty?!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, am I happy?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

Listen close, you repulsive wretches! It's time to play Auction the Princess!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

(*With Mario, Luigi, Princess Toastool and Toad*) Trouters!!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

See for yourself! All I gotta do is rub it.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

Toad, you're the best! Thank you! Thank you!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Why are you runnin' away from home?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

Ssss! Hot stuff!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

The people are ready to fight against you, El Koopitan! Right, people of El Desert Land? Right, people of El Desert Land? Right, peo-

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h

No no... Neatness counts!