St. Simeon the Thankful Holy Fool
@simeonthefool.bsky.social
Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.
Let’s all go around the table and say who we think put the rubber chickens in the soup!
Let’s all go around the table and say who we think put the rubber chickens in the soup!
Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer
When you see this skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When you see this skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Post a character who is not a chef wearing a chef hat!
I’ll go first:
I’ll go first:
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Post a character who is not a chef wearing a chef hat!
I’ll go first:
I’ll go first:
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
The thing about making bots by hand is it can be hard to anticipate which word combinations will be funny and which ones will get you put on a list
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The thing about making bots by hand is it can be hard to anticipate which word combinations will be funny and which ones will get you put on a list
happy Death Generator to all who celebrate! A very fun thing I like to do is to figure out which screens pair best with which Dril tweets
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
happy Death Generator to all who celebrate! A very fun thing I like to do is to figure out which screens pair best with which Dril tweets
Hahahahahaha omg
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hahahahahaha omg
Oh I think he very most definitely kept it straight 😆
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh I think he very most definitely kept it straight 😆
Actual footage of me as a Christian in America:
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Actual footage of me as a Christian in America:
Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?
Is this anything
October 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Is this anything
VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE: she is settling in nicely but the vet is starting to make fun of me because her chart still says No Name Kitty
Names do not seem to stick to her
what should it be
Names do not seem to stick to her
what should it be
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE: she is settling in nicely but the vet is starting to make fun of me because her chart still says No Name Kitty
Names do not seem to stick to her
what should it be
Names do not seem to stick to her
what should it be
gonna save you some time here: a deer. definitely a deer.
October 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
gonna save you some time here: a deer. definitely a deer.
Am i doing it right
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Am i doing it right
Excited for the new trend of scented books to catch on
October 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Excited for the new trend of scented books to catch on
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
One problem with my shtick here is how I can say something like this that’s absolutely true and y’all will just assume I’m making it up, because why would something so unhinged really exist outside of my deadpan silliness
Anyway, here’s Big Bird and Osiris
Anyway, here’s Big Bird and Osiris
September 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
One problem with my shtick here is how I can say something like this that’s absolutely true and y’all will just assume I’m making it up, because why would something so unhinged really exist outside of my deadpan silliness
Anyway, here’s Big Bird and Osiris
Anyway, here’s Big Bird and Osiris
What’s your sign?
September 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What’s your sign?