Weird Middle Child
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
this is where my inner thoughts become outer thoughts
See...people are thinking it. We have color preferences. (And green is delightful. The color of nature).
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
See...people are thinking it. We have color preferences. (And green is delightful. The color of nature).
Stealing this.
'cuz apparently "Baby, you're so pretty. I just want to suck all the moisture outta u and keep it for myself" ain't working so hot.
'cuz apparently "Baby, you're so pretty. I just want to suck all the moisture outta u and keep it for myself" ain't working so hot.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Stealing this.
'cuz apparently "Baby, you're so pretty. I just want to suck all the moisture outta u and keep it for myself" ain't working so hot.
'cuz apparently "Baby, you're so pretty. I just want to suck all the moisture outta u and keep it for myself" ain't working so hot.
Fr... Georgia peach cobbler is straight fire.
The devil understands this.
The devil understands this.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Fr... Georgia peach cobbler is straight fire.
The devil understands this.
The devil understands this.
Yeah, just give me money for shitposting. That'd be cool.
[Ur Mom] That's not how this works?
[Ur Mom] That's not how this works?
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yeah, just give me money for shitposting. That'd be cool.
[Ur Mom] That's not how this works?
[Ur Mom] That's not how this works?
It's an exceeding cute cat. He wins this.
He gets fuck yous when he drives me crazy asking to go in/outside exceedingly (to an enclosed room)
He gets fuck yous when he drives me crazy asking to go in/outside exceedingly (to an enclosed room)
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's an exceeding cute cat. He wins this.
He gets fuck yous when he drives me crazy asking to go in/outside exceedingly (to an enclosed room)
He gets fuck yous when he drives me crazy asking to go in/outside exceedingly (to an enclosed room)
See...I used to dip them in tomato soup and pretend it was a plane crashing into a volcano.
Or people dying in lava (losing body parts as I nibbled it).
I mean, same thing- right?
Or people dying in lava (losing body parts as I nibbled it).
I mean, same thing- right?
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
See...I used to dip them in tomato soup and pretend it was a plane crashing into a volcano.
Or people dying in lava (losing body parts as I nibbled it).
I mean, same thing- right?
Or people dying in lava (losing body parts as I nibbled it).
I mean, same thing- right?
Nobody really needs the cheese knife either.
We have teeth and claws.
We have teeth and claws.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Nobody really needs the cheese knife either.
We have teeth and claws.
We have teeth and claws.
Machines work better if you talk dirty to them (a helpful tip)
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Machines work better if you talk dirty to them (a helpful tip)
(Waves of nostalgia for home hit me)
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
(Waves of nostalgia for home hit me)
Such a good movie
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Such a good movie
Be giving a pep talk to my ass.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Be giving a pep talk to my ass.
Throw them bacon. It helps.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Throw them bacon. It helps.