Weird Middle Child
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
this is where my inner thoughts become outer thoughts
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We're not paying up.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We're not paying up.
I like the trend of the giant skeletons hanging around all year long.
Makes me feel like humans are not the only ones here.
Makes me feel like humans are not the only ones here.
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I like the trend of the giant skeletons hanging around all year long.
Makes me feel like humans are not the only ones here.
Makes me feel like humans are not the only ones here.
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Im not deleting shit tonight. I think it's all hilarious
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Im not deleting shit tonight. I think it's all hilarious
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
I am given to bouts of hyperbole.
(Actually no...that never happens).
(Actually no...that never happens).
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I am given to bouts of hyperbole.
(Actually no...that never happens).
(Actually no...that never happens).
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In an 18-hour operation a team of surgeons in Sweden was able to separate art from the artist.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In an 18-hour operation a team of surgeons in Sweden was able to separate art from the artist.
I've moved straight from eating my Halloween candy to my Christmas candy.
Life is good.
Life is good.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I've moved straight from eating my Halloween candy to my Christmas candy.
Life is good.
Life is good.
I pronounce gloves as glubs [because I think it's funny]
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I pronounce gloves as glubs [because I think it's funny]
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Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
Children have way more capacity for vomit than should be allowed.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Children have way more capacity for vomit than should be allowed.
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First day as a doctor:
Okay, the X-ray shows your bones are all still there, so you’re probably fine.
Okay, the X-ray shows your bones are all still there, so you’re probably fine.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
First day as a doctor:
Okay, the X-ray shows your bones are all still there, so you’re probably fine.
Okay, the X-ray shows your bones are all still there, so you’re probably fine.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
If I had to bang a space monster, I've always been very attracted to The Blob.
That's probably unreasonable desire. (for physical reasons and, bc of course, The Blob would be incapable of loving me back on an emotional level). But the heart wants what it wants.
That's probably unreasonable desire. (for physical reasons and, bc of course, The Blob would be incapable of loving me back on an emotional level). But the heart wants what it wants.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If I had to bang a space monster, I've always been very attracted to The Blob.
That's probably unreasonable desire. (for physical reasons and, bc of course, The Blob would be incapable of loving me back on an emotional level). But the heart wants what it wants.
That's probably unreasonable desire. (for physical reasons and, bc of course, The Blob would be incapable of loving me back on an emotional level). But the heart wants what it wants.
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I’m strongly opposed to a baby monitor. Like a baby can effectively observe and perform surveillance? That’s asking quite a bit from an infant.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m strongly opposed to a baby monitor. Like a baby can effectively observe and perform surveillance? That’s asking quite a bit from an infant.
Okay...so the demon under my floors turned out to be raccoons
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Okay...so the demon under my floors turned out to be raccoons
Have you ever researched 'sexy male clowns'? You should.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Have you ever researched 'sexy male clowns'? You should.
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i wish the abyss would stop calling me mother
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i wish the abyss would stop calling me mother
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I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
I feel seen
Grinning at your phone because you posted something dumb.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I feel seen
In my childhood zeal for 'science', I lusted for nice clean bone specimens. I thought- if I dump leftover dinner's chicken bones in a bedroom drawer, surely bacteria will clean them up nicely in a couple of weeks. No problem. Sparkly clean bones.
I opened that drawer a few weeks later and, uh, nah.
I opened that drawer a few weeks later and, uh, nah.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In my childhood zeal for 'science', I lusted for nice clean bone specimens. I thought- if I dump leftover dinner's chicken bones in a bedroom drawer, surely bacteria will clean them up nicely in a couple of weeks. No problem. Sparkly clean bones.
I opened that drawer a few weeks later and, uh, nah.
I opened that drawer a few weeks later and, uh, nah.
Tell me a story...
I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.
[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.
[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tell me a story...
I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.
[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.
[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
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Terrifying if literal: an Ass Clown.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Terrifying if literal: an Ass Clown.
younger me --> the most shyingly shy shy that ever shyed
current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
younger me --> the most shyingly shy shy that ever shyed
current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
I like to secretly lay in the back of uncovered truck beds and go home with strangers. Makes me feel validated.
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I like to secretly lay in the back of uncovered truck beds and go home with strangers. Makes me feel validated.
Don't forget to feed the local animatronics. They often have trouble savaging for enough food to survive harsh winters. (They're hungry!)
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Don't forget to feed the local animatronics. They often have trouble savaging for enough food to survive harsh winters. (They're hungry!)