BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
Blob blobbily blobbing through the universe
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Jul 25
The bats in my belfry woke me up. They were returning my loose screws but I really need my lost marbles.
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If a bath bomb starts to crack open outside the context of a bath, that's really a dragon's egg, run.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If a bath bomb starts to crack open outside the context of a bath, that's really a dragon's egg, run.
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the earth's crust sound delicious
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
the earth's crust sound delicious
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If I had to pinpoint the moment where everything started to go wrong I’d say it’s when that shaman finally figured out a way to strip me of my protective outer casing
November 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
If I had to pinpoint the moment where everything started to go wrong I’d say it’s when that shaman finally figured out a way to strip me of my protective outer casing
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ordering seven Sabrina the Teenage Witch novelizations from a rare bookshop is self care
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
ordering seven Sabrina the Teenage Witch novelizations from a rare bookshop is self care
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be there or be square!
me:
me:
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
be there or be square!
me:
me:
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I have decided I would like to have a great time, sometime soon, in some way, shape or form
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I have decided I would like to have a great time, sometime soon, in some way, shape or form
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Mashup of the old Tresemme commercials with Michael J Fox in Back to the Future II exclaiming "Ooh la la," this has been on my video meme editing to-do list for years and it's time for someone with more energy to make it happen
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mashup of the old Tresemme commercials with Michael J Fox in Back to the Future II exclaiming "Ooh la la," this has been on my video meme editing to-do list for years and it's time for someone with more energy to make it happen
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Wife: I'm going to call my sister in Germany. What time do you think it's there?
Me: Stop. Hamburg time.
Wife: I'll call her tomorrow.
Me: Stop. Hamburg time.
Wife: I'll call her tomorrow.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Wife: I'm going to call my sister in Germany. What time do you think it's there?
Me: Stop. Hamburg time.
Wife: I'll call her tomorrow.
Me: Stop. Hamburg time.
Wife: I'll call her tomorrow.
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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you have encountered a Creature
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
you have encountered a Creature
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Evening.
🖼️ Astrid Sheckels
🖼️ Astrid Sheckels
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Evening.
🖼️ Astrid Sheckels
🖼️ Astrid Sheckels
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Hey, girl, what that choice paralysis do [it has me leaving empty-handed, that’s what]
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hey, girl, what that choice paralysis do [it has me leaving empty-handed, that’s what]
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starting a mosh pit with my emotions
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
starting a mosh pit with my emotions
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Maybe I missed my calling as a barker at a carnival.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Maybe I missed my calling as a barker at a carnival.
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I have no evidence to back this up but I'm pretty sure I just saw my cat using a knife & fork correctly
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I have no evidence to back this up but I'm pretty sure I just saw my cat using a knife & fork correctly
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Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
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[lying in bed]
where the hell is the remote?
*shakes bed spread*
*remote hits me in the face*
Touché
where the hell is the remote?
*shakes bed spread*
*remote hits me in the face*
Touché
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
[lying in bed]
where the hell is the remote?
*shakes bed spread*
*remote hits me in the face*
Touché
where the hell is the remote?
*shakes bed spread*
*remote hits me in the face*
Touché
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Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
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Somewhere over the crane-bow
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Somewhere over the crane-bow
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I never delete my skeets. That would be disrespectful of the artistry put into them: the hand-authored text, the archival quality bits.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I never delete my skeets. That would be disrespectful of the artistry put into them: the hand-authored text, the archival quality bits.
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(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
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need more coffee to be more anxious at higher speeds
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
need more coffee to be more anxious at higher speeds