kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
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a distribution map of mountain lions is called a cougarea
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girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called soup
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called soup
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These power naps no longer hold a charge
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
These power naps no longer hold a charge
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It’s not necessary to keep highlighting the qualities of exceptional immigrants as a reason for them to be treated well by their governments. We don’t have to be on our best behaviour to receive a basic level of human decency: that‘s why they’re called “human rights”, and not “human privileges”.
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s not necessary to keep highlighting the qualities of exceptional immigrants as a reason for them to be treated well by their governments. We don’t have to be on our best behaviour to receive a basic level of human decency: that‘s why they’re called “human rights”, and not “human privileges”.
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wait bluesky has notifications
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
wait bluesky has notifications
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If you see me talking to myself, mind your own business; it’s just a staff meeting.
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you see me talking to myself, mind your own business; it’s just a staff meeting.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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While the pines paint the sky.
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
While the pines paint the sky.
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anyone wanna give me money for doing nothing? i'm really good at it i will do nothing for u all day
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
anyone wanna give me money for doing nothing? i'm really good at it i will do nothing for u all day
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i give you all permission to go home early
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i give you all permission to go home early
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if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no
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eating chips over the sink. just as it was written in the stars
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
eating chips over the sink. just as it was written in the stars
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i’m this way because a wizard cursed me
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i’m this way because a wizard cursed me
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a little sweetie watch has been issued for my local area
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
a little sweetie watch has been issued for my local area
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I wish I could have the feeling of being a kid in the spelling bee and kicking everyone’s ass again, because there’s no greater high
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I wish I could have the feeling of being a kid in the spelling bee and kicking everyone’s ass again, because there’s no greater high
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your honor, my client will be entirely different molecules in 7 years
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
your honor, my client will be entirely different molecules in 7 years
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Them: How are you?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Me: Oh, no thank you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Them: How are you?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Me: Oh, no thank you.
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despite the floof, your dog wants to be taken seriously
January 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
despite the floof, your dog wants to be taken seriously
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i amount of butter i purchased at costco appeared to unnerve and frighten the other shoppers
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i amount of butter i purchased at costco appeared to unnerve and frighten the other shoppers
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My favorite pastime is minding my own business
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My favorite pastime is minding my own business
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This is a mini muffin appreciation post ♡
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is a mini muffin appreciation post ♡
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i hope this email finds Carmen Sandiego
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i hope this email finds Carmen Sandiego
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good morning bluesky friends ❤️
![A calico cat that is very fluffy over an ombre yellow to pink background
"Stop using chatgpt [insert symbol] I can also give you misinformation and im beautiful"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on7k77y322ged7maeh2x4dx5/bafkreigodek5ivnujxhxfrsnyasnomkh5nashvgmhpx75ndrvm5gk2ozki@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
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Christmas is a time of giving, so I’m giving up
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Christmas is a time of giving, so I’m giving up
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a semester on the moon
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
a semester on the moon
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.