kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
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kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
· Dec 9
a distribution map of mountain lions is called a cougarea
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*opens app for the first time all winter*
*starts scrolling*
*closes app again for six more weeks*
*starts scrolling*
*closes app again for six more weeks*
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
*opens app for the first time all winter*
*starts scrolling*
*closes app again for six more weeks*
*starts scrolling*
*closes app again for six more weeks*
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I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
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someone playing my bones like a xylophone would fix me
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
someone playing my bones like a xylophone would fix me
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Happy Groundhog Day! Don’t forget to cook your groundhog to an internal temperature of 160 degrees
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Happy Groundhog Day! Don’t forget to cook your groundhog to an internal temperature of 160 degrees
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You're supposed to get your spark plugs changed at age 30. You have been going in for your routine maintenance...right?
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
You're supposed to get your spark plugs changed at age 30. You have been going in for your routine maintenance...right?
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it’s tough out there and in here (my brain)
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
it’s tough out there and in here (my brain)
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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my mind is a bag of snakes but cute snakes
January 27, 2026 at 7:17 PM
my mind is a bag of snakes but cute snakes
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hibernation mode activated
January 23, 2026 at 10:55 PM
hibernation mode activated
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[On a date] you wouldn't believe how many HDMI cables I have
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 AM
[On a date] you wouldn't believe how many HDMI cables I have
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It's cold out there so make sure to add extra layers, pile on the nuance, add more intricacy before you head outside. Make the frigid temps get lost in the plot of your outer self before it can make its way to the heart of you.
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
It's cold out there so make sure to add extra layers, pile on the nuance, add more intricacy before you head outside. Make the frigid temps get lost in the plot of your outer self before it can make its way to the heart of you.
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Woke up entangled in the gears of the automaton again
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Woke up entangled in the gears of the automaton again
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let’s just turn the internet off for a bit and see where it takes us
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 AM
let’s just turn the internet off for a bit and see where it takes us
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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?
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Maybe this will be the notebook that cures me of a lifetime of struggling with executive functioning.
January 20, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Maybe this will be the notebook that cures me of a lifetime of struggling with executive functioning.
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What if I got rid of generations worth of clutter and started over
January 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM
What if I got rid of generations worth of clutter and started over
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Deer think we salt icy roads to make them more flavorful
January 16, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Deer think we salt icy roads to make them more flavorful
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The flowers have not given up, so I won't either.
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The flowers have not given up, so I won't either.
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She asked me what my favorite book is and I said coloring
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
She asked me what my favorite book is and I said coloring
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Manifesting luck 🍀🧧 (and taking a break from drawing ghosts)
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Manifesting luck 🍀🧧 (and taking a break from drawing ghosts)
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The wizard checks his orb for new messages.
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The wizard checks his orb for new messages.
brb, gonna try and catch a jackalope
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
brb, gonna try and catch a jackalope
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Simply having a plundering pirate time.
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Simply having a plundering pirate time.
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Searching for just one quiet place in this world.
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Searching for just one quiet place in this world.