Bluesky T. Vibes
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
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If I started collecting Toyotas I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be Scions.
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If I started collecting Toyotas I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be Scions.
I got heartburn from all the office treats, I’m going home early.
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I got heartburn from all the office treats, I’m going home early.
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how the grinch stole my fuckin immaculate charcuterie board
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
how the grinch stole my fuckin immaculate charcuterie board
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A greeting card to apologize for acting out due to unresolved trauma
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A greeting card to apologize for acting out due to unresolved trauma
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I'm so embarrassed when I fall asleep at the dinner table or in front of a speeding train.
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I'm so embarrassed when I fall asleep at the dinner table or in front of a speeding train.
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david lynch’s christmas vacation
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
david lynch’s christmas vacation
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a phone that spits out the charger at 100%
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
a phone that spits out the charger at 100%
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I won't be told I'm wasting my time posting by someone who works at a newspaper
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I won't be told I'm wasting my time posting by someone who works at a newspaper
Making a request at an applebee’s that violates the Geneva Convention
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Making a request at an applebee’s that violates the Geneva Convention
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please doctor, my sauce. it’s very weak
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
please doctor, my sauce. it’s very weak
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[Me, narrating a documentary on seagulls] Just look at these fucken swole pigeons.
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
[Me, narrating a documentary on seagulls] Just look at these fucken swole pigeons.
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I’m sorry, it’s just that the last time I saw you, you were a veterinarian.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I’m sorry, it’s just that the last time I saw you, you were a veterinarian.
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Who up raising their vibration, manifesting stuff
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Who up raising their vibration, manifesting stuff
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I tried using a cheese grater and now I think my fingerprints are gone.
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I tried using a cheese grater and now I think my fingerprints are gone.
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"Are you batman?" is how I start most conversations.
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"Are you batman?" is how I start most conversations.
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What base is FaceTiming your pharmacist?
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What base is FaceTiming your pharmacist?
[nanobots entering my body]
this is how you live?
this is how you live?
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
[nanobots entering my body]
this is how you live?
this is how you live?
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The snow tires that have been on my car all year are relevant again.
December 2, 2024 at 1:22 PM
The snow tires that have been on my car all year are relevant again.
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I used to love winter but now I'm just cold, a magic is gone adventure
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I used to love winter but now I'm just cold, a magic is gone adventure
a best of pop-tarts box with all their top flavors and a couple rare japanese b-sides
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
a best of pop-tarts box with all their top flavors and a couple rare japanese b-sides
I’ll decide what a band’s “best of..” is
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’ll decide what a band’s “best of..” is
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instead of flowers people should throw ham slices onto the ice those skaters need protein
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
instead of flowers people should throw ham slices onto the ice those skaters need protein
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No one shrinking kids much any more.
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
No one shrinking kids much any more.
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Lucy is having you committed, Charlie Brown
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Lucy is having you committed, Charlie Brown