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Bluesky T. Vibes

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · May 6

If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 6d

Sometimes I wake up with Jewel in my head and just know that the dead will soon walk the earth again.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 25d

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 19h

Hey honey the clock in the garage is right again

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

I was voted spookiest bitch at bingo last night, just like the prophecy foretold

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 9d

Big deal, I know, like, six people who know everything

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 1d

a new dollarama just opened on the north side of town?, I’m gonna need a drink

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2d

One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.

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Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 2d

I hope my cats like Enya as much as I do

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 2d

so is there a mrs noodles?

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 27d

in the timeline of human history the 1970s were the most ‘driving a buick skylark into a motel pool’ era.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 29d

having my dojo fumigated

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25d

Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 25d

Suffering from sciatic pain. Lion shit.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · Sep 29

I am wearing cheese sauce to the apocalypse, apparently.

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · Sep 30

*attaching a silencer to the staple gun*

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · Sep 30

I’ve been following this hiker’s journey online and I learned that hikers go by trail names. And I just know my trail name would’ve been Tums.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · Sep 25

In the 70’s, men grew their sideburns long enough to shelter orphaned fawns. Women stropped jello knives on their own palms. It was bitchin. Our ashtrays were shaped like kidneys

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Sep 28

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe, Charlie Brown?

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · Sep 28

[me when the lady at a yard sale tells me the $35 treadmill doesn’t go that fast anymore]
that’s ok it’s for a cat

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · Sep 21

Might go down to the basement to eat some chocolate

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · Sep 19

one time i tried to microwave my bluetooth & i accidentally sequenced the genome of a nearby strawberry pop tart & discovered that it was related to king henry VIII.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · Sep 19

Hi, which of the Four Horsemen are you? I'm Pants.

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · Sep 19

How are my favorite cereals doing on the NASDAQ

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · Sep 6

Folks,

countdown clock for Oktoberfest 2025: shows 14 days, 21 hours, 46 minutes, and 21 seconds

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andy vs. standard time 😠 @im-all-id.me · Sep 4

What pill can make me feel like I'm always having a really good idea

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