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Bluesky T. Vibes
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
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Sometimes I wake up with Jewel in my head and just know that the dead will soon walk the earth again.
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Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
Hey honey the clock in the garage is right again
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I was voted spookiest bitch at bingo last night, just like the prophecy foretold
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Big deal, I know, like, six people who know everything
a new dollarama just opened on the north side of town?, I’m gonna need a drink
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One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.
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I hope my cats like Enya as much as I do
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in the timeline of human history the 1970s were the most ‘driving a buick skylark into a motel pool’ era.
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having my dojo fumigated
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Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons
Suffering from sciatic pain. Lion shit.
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I am wearing cheese sauce to the apocalypse, apparently.
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*attaching a silencer to the staple gun*
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I’ve been following this hiker’s journey online and I learned that hikers go by trail names. And I just know my trail name would’ve been Tums.
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In the 70’s, men grew their sideburns long enough to shelter orphaned fawns. Women stropped jello knives on their own palms. It was bitchin. Our ashtrays were shaped like kidneys
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Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe, Charlie Brown?
[me when the lady at a yard sale tells me the $35 treadmill doesn’t go that fast anymore]
that’s ok it’s for a cat
Might go down to the basement to eat some chocolate
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one time i tried to microwave my bluetooth & i accidentally sequenced the genome of a nearby strawberry pop tart & discovered that it was related to king henry VIII.
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Hi, which of the Four Horsemen are you? I'm Pants.
How are my favorite cereals doing on the NASDAQ
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What pill can make me feel like I'm always having a really good idea