Seagull Gorgon
@salfromcal.bsky.social
meat computer.
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny
#199,923
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny
#199,923
Going to tell my kids this was Heated Rivalry
two men standing next to each other with their arms crossed in a hospital room
Alt: Pump you up
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Going to tell my kids this was Heated Rivalry
Everyone excited about Heated Rivalry has obviously not been forged in the fires of AO3. This is childs play, people.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Everyone excited about Heated Rivalry has obviously not been forged in the fires of AO3. This is childs play, people.
Ask a Gen Z person why they think you bit a bar of soap when you were a kid.
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Ask a Gen Z person why they think you bit a bar of soap when you were a kid.
Do I care that I passed you then you were right behind me at the red light?
No because I tasted personal freedom for four whole minutes.
No because I tasted personal freedom for four whole minutes.
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Do I care that I passed you then you were right behind me at the red light?
No because I tasted personal freedom for four whole minutes.
No because I tasted personal freedom for four whole minutes.
Quote post with the hottest picture that exists of you and your partner.
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Quote post with the hottest picture that exists of you and your partner.
"How well do you do under pressure?" seems ableist to ask in a job interview.
Please try "can you tell what shampoo I use by smelling my hair?" instead.
Please try "can you tell what shampoo I use by smelling my hair?" instead.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"How well do you do under pressure?" seems ableist to ask in a job interview.
Please try "can you tell what shampoo I use by smelling my hair?" instead.
Please try "can you tell what shampoo I use by smelling my hair?" instead.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hotter than a Hoochie-Coochie is anything over 98.6 fahrenheit
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Hotter than a Hoochie-Coochie is anything over 98.6 fahrenheit
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
I'm old because I never recognize any names in the police arrest blotter anymore.
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm old because I never recognize any names in the police arrest blotter anymore.
I'm not erasing this. I want them to kiss.
Tarantino and Dano yaoi plz
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm not erasing this. I want them to kiss.
Tarantino and Dano yaoi plz
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tarantino and Dano yaoi plz
My fourth deepest darkest secret is how often I do not drain the ground beef.
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My fourth deepest darkest secret is how often I do not drain the ground beef.
Had the wrong burner on for 10 minutes, then set a dish towel on fire. How's your wednesday!?
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Had the wrong burner on for 10 minutes, then set a dish towel on fire. How's your wednesday!?
Day 1 cutting greanbeans until Bluesky says they're perfect
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Day 1 cutting greanbeans until Bluesky says they're perfect
Reposted by Seagull Gorgon
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Do you think they wish they had little cat phones?
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Do you think they wish they had little cat phones?
Next time you're in line behind someone filling up their huge water bottle you can say "Save some for the whales." That will make them fill their bottle faster.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Next time you're in line behind someone filling up their huge water bottle you can say "Save some for the whales." That will make them fill their bottle faster.
No one shrinking kids much any more.
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
No one shrinking kids much any more.
Boy With the Arab Strap might be a perfect album all the way through.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Boy With the Arab Strap might be a perfect album all the way through.
@hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo was just turned on to Magoo third hand through your account.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo was just turned on to Magoo third hand through your account.
Reposted by Seagull Gorgon
it’s getting to be that time. i’ll just head out back and slaughter the pig now
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
it’s getting to be that time. i’ll just head out back and slaughter the pig now
Reposted by Seagull Gorgon
putting on my smiling greet-the-relatives face and acting like i don’t know they would try to kill me if we had a civil war
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
putting on my smiling greet-the-relatives face and acting like i don’t know they would try to kill me if we had a civil war
Oh they motherfucking better have not
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh they motherfucking better have not
There was a time in the 90s when America was so hot for potato skins.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There was a time in the 90s when America was so hot for potato skins.