kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
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kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Girls only want one thing and it's an unholy alliance with the seagulls
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I suddenly want to watch The Cat Came Back again (we watched it in school when I was a kid and it was GREAT)
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I suddenly want to watch The Cat Came Back again (we watched it in school when I was a kid and it was GREAT)
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cookies for tomorrow have been made and have passed taste testing quality control
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
cookies for tomorrow have been made and have passed taste testing quality control
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computer, set coordinates to the gravy nebula
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
computer, set coordinates to the gravy nebula
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Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
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we have to stop thinking about art in terms of the rapid timelapses we see in tiktoks and reels. don't you know that painters back in renaissance times often spent years on one painting? years! it is a massive investment of our time and energy
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
we have to stop thinking about art in terms of the rapid timelapses we see in tiktoks and reels. don't you know that painters back in renaissance times often spent years on one painting? years! it is a massive investment of our time and energy
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
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to say that my patience is wearing thin implies that i have patience and i assure you, i do not
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
to say that my patience is wearing thin implies that i have patience and i assure you, i do not
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The wizard carefully puts together academic notes on a paper he is peer-reviewing.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The wizard carefully puts together academic notes on a paper he is peer-reviewing.
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Up next: My deeply personal journey of decomposing on my couch
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Up next: My deeply personal journey of decomposing on my couch
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tell your mom i said what’s up
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
tell your mom i said what’s up
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
May 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
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They should pay me a living wage to pet cats all day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
They should pay me a living wage to pet cats all day.
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We hold our gratitude in October because by November, any sense of goodwill has been frozen solid.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We hold our gratitude in October because by November, any sense of goodwill has been frozen solid.
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Pardon my French but what the heck?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Pardon my French but what the heck?
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
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against my better judgment i still have pride in my work
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
against my better judgment i still have pride in my work
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What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
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I am having a sale on some items in my shop this week through Cyber Monday! Some things on sale include washi tape, enamel pins and this bear bag!
Novembear sale? 🐻🧸🐻
www.etsy.com/shop/LauraIl...
Thanks for everything, friends!
Novembear sale? 🐻🧸🐻
www.etsy.com/shop/LauraIl...
Thanks for everything, friends!
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I am having a sale on some items in my shop this week through Cyber Monday! Some things on sale include washi tape, enamel pins and this bear bag!
Novembear sale? 🐻🧸🐻
www.etsy.com/shop/LauraIl...
Thanks for everything, friends!
Novembear sale? 🐻🧸🐻
www.etsy.com/shop/LauraIl...
Thanks for everything, friends!
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The most annoying part about going to bed is that I have to stop eating to do it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The most annoying part about going to bed is that I have to stop eating to do it.
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If I’m ever murdered, just know I ran my mouth until the end.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If I’m ever murdered, just know I ran my mouth until the end.
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if there was a zombie apocalypse and i got bit, you'd better keep me as a zombie pet. If u don't, i'll be upset. who wouldnt want me to be their pets zombie i'm literally the best
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
if there was a zombie apocalypse and i got bit, you'd better keep me as a zombie pet. If u don't, i'll be upset. who wouldnt want me to be their pets zombie i'm literally the best
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