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yoyo
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
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oh my god, who the hell cares? i amuse myself. lvl 17 Chaotic Neutral drow mage/bard. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qy6ejomyib7cmzablbm3cdvk/feed/aaahyqlaqnpvc
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you'll be amazed by how much you can accomplish in life when you don't stop for a moment to feel deeply ashamed of yourself
mommy don't know daddy's getting hot, in the body shop doing something unholy
problem's fixed. back to my smutts
amazon has shit the bed. i can't read my smutts tonight
amazon has shit the bed. i can't read my smutts tonight
not a day goes by that i am uncertain my dog doesn't like me
i am in a mood. i need a strawberry sundae
i think a friend of mine died
i just belched a burp that made my eyes vibrate
and it feels like heaven is so far away
new rule: when someone calls me and we end up doing a back and forth "hello?" "hello?" '...hello?" "hello?" i am screaming what the fuck do you want, bitch?!!? fuck you annoying people.
goddamn, does anything work anymore?
welp, we lost arbitration. so, my rent is going up $150. going to need to find a new place to live.
EVERYTHING IS BULLSHIT
i completely screwed the pooch in this hearing
in the hearing now.. nerves are shot
what do, people? if this rent increase goes through, i won't be able to live here for much longer and prospects for another place to live within my budget, would mean i'd have to get rid of my dog
in 12 hours, i get to find out if i am going to be able to still live in my apartment or if an eviction is coming
money i need
come to me
come real fast
so mote it be
it tastes like tomato. so, for tomato soup, it'd work. as a pasta sauce, not so much
i have a can of super bland pasta sauce and am curious. if i add milk to it, could i possibly turn it into tomato soup
it doesn't even have to be real mac and cheese. i'll settle for some kraft dinner.

doesn't even have to be kd, i'll take store brand.

a gofundme for some kd
i need some mac and cheese
i need some mac and cheese
goddamn, $60 doesn't buy much anymore
knorr sidekicks, how i love thee