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@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social

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oh my god, who the hell cares? i amuse myself. lvl 17 Chaotic Neutral drow mage/bard. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qy6ejomyib7cmzablbm3cdvk/feed/aaahyqlaqnpvc

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · Oct 13

you'll be amazed by how much you can accomplish in life when you don't stop for a moment to feel deeply ashamed of yourself

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 1h

mommy don't know daddy's getting hot, in the body shop doing something unholy

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 14h

problem's fixed. back to my smutts

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 16h

amazon has shit the bed. i can't read my smutts tonight

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 16h

amazon has shit the bed. i can't read my smutts tonight

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 19h

not a day goes by that i am uncertain my dog doesn't like me

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 22h

i am in a mood. i need a strawberry sundae

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 23h

i think a friend of mine died

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 1d

i just belched a burp that made my eyes vibrate

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 1d

and it feels like heaven is so far away

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 1d

new rule: when someone calls me and we end up doing a back and forth "hello?" "hello?" '...hello?" "hello?" i am screaming what the fuck do you want, bitch?!!? fuck you annoying people.

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 2d

goddamn, does anything work anymore?