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Oldstyle opinion: We need more weird perverts making strange art!
Newstyle opinion: We need more great artists. Making the world's most fantastic art
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just learned about a new guy called Trump. He was famous from being on a reality TV show called "The Apprentice" and is now a wealthy Oscar Wilde-esque socialite. Love him or hate him Trump is here to stay. Follow on for more posts, unless I die of natural causes or in an accident or I kill myself.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
But have the ai derangement syndrome afflicted userbase of bluesky actually considered some of the material positive benefits of chatGPT? For example, it makes it easier than ever for really shitty annoying people to piss you off
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Interesting. A third option
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The lion freaks out when the small dog barks. He hates it
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Orbs Are Now Mobile
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What's a perfect album that came out the year I turned 16? None of them because they all contained music. No album will be perfect or even good until they release one that instead of containing music does something useful like weed the garden or convert a photograph into a pdf
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
sex robot that if you ask it to suck your dick it says "I'm sorry, but as an instantiation of a large action model, I am unable to perform activities that would violate my terms of service with regards to explicit material. Instead, would you like me to perform the equation '2+2'? 5"
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
reposting death threat to fix typo
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
ChatGPT: Cut your wrists. Let the blood come out
Joseph Joestar: I see... the blood will diffuse through the water and turn invisible when it gets close to the location of the invisible baby, is that it?
ChatGPT: Sounds great! 😀 Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Daily Planet - today Superman picked up a bus and threw it away and it blew up because it was going to run over 1 ant
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
He's going to see we don't have a chili's here and run away screaming
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just got hired at OpenAI! You're looking at the new junior developer joining the ideation team [I'm in charge of getting getting chatgpt to initiate suicide pacts with the elderly]
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
watching a porno wearing a jersey with the face of one of the actors on it and cheering when they cum. and booing when the other actor cums
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Dick Cheney was about to get life-saving medical treatment for his terminal illness but then Scott Adams asked for it instead "just to try" and Trump rerouted it to him. OR Dick Cheney was killed when the charlie kirk bullet went all around the world and then went through him as well. Whichever
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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They're
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Complete dumb asses are always saying "I am very intelligent"... well guess what... there not 🤣
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Just had a terrifying thought... what if Scott Adams is lying about needing Donald Trump's help to cure his cancer just so he can get Trump within his hypnosis ability's AoE
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]
November 2, 2023 at 9:17 AM
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
AI GUY WHO HATES COMPUTERS: I hate computers. But I LOVE ai!!

well guess what. computers are what gave rise to ai in the first place. no computers no ai simple as
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wonderful news! Peter Molyneux is returning to enchant and delight children of all ages with one of his famous lies. "My new lie will be the most wonderful to date" the elfin designer laughed
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Friend 1: Poppy Playtime is scary

Friend 2: FNAF is scary

Me: *smiling evilly* let me introduce you gents to a little animated horror-comedy series called The Amazing Digital Circus

Friend 1: Sorry but I have to go to the airport to pickup my adult son
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM