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@bestestname.bsky.social

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Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · Jun 11

Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 7h

It's really hard when people live in an entirely different reality. I'm sure I'm completely delusional about my own set of things, but I'm at least trying to challenge my own beliefs

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 7h

You know Buchanan was worse

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 12h

We can smell Mastodon’s perfume on you.

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 9h

I can't explain how confusing it is to live in Portland quietly going to kids' soccer practices and cool coffee shops and be told that is a war zone by people who don't live here that it is a hellscape

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 9h

To be fair, it would be better if I was psychic

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 15h

Why are we posting so much frog content?

Because it totally undermines the propaganda of the Trump regime.

We are peaceful frogs. The regime’s secret police are violent agitators.

When we expose the ridiculousness of their lies, the regime loses credibility and support.

Stay froggy, y’all! 🐸✊

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Mar 7

If someone says they love you to the moon and back remember that’s under 478,000 miles. I’m just saying it’s not THAT much

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 1d

I’d like to speak to the fantasy version of you I’ve created in my head plz

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

At least they didn't try to destroy our democracy. I used to think that went without saying

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to apologize to both Bushes for saying they were the worst president ever

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

Not even making this up

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

Old elementary school movie bar

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 2d

My culture is not a costume.

Package of a Halloween costume it says spirit, Gothic, which includes dress hat belt, and it has a woman dressed in the image which is costume with a pointy hat

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2d

fuck with the costume frog and you’re gonna feel the wrath of the nation

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

It's cool I got to be part of the last generation before we got super intelligent machine overlords

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know nothing about nothing, but if you want a peace prize maybe don't create a department of war

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

Same thing

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

Oh shit

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

The internet is just one big vacation slideshow

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

That's not a real place

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

You are not allowed to have an opinion about Portland until you come visit and get a beer with me

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

The protestors aren't the ones with the weapons

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

There's a difference between winning and fucking people over

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 2d

How do you tell algorithms that you are interested in something else now. That the hyperfocus is over.