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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · Aug 24

Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle

Pat Sajak: Go ahead

Me: I didn’t say I could

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4h

We could use a guy like you on Loser Squad

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 3h

After dousing fist in Da Bomb sauce

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 6h

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 11h

When I lift the covers to let my fart out

A graphic image of a young girl in a dress with one arm held out. The wind is ruffling her dress and blowing her hair. She has just let go of a red heart-shaped balloon which is rising away from her. It is a Banksy artwork.

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 11h

Hell yeah

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Have to say I thought we’d do more with Steamboat Willie being in the public domain. I thought our entire society would be reorganized around being able to do whatever we wanted to the vile boat mouse

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 1d

trump just ripping off the smiths now smh

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

I'm tired of fucking up, it's time to start fucking down

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 1d

Professor: any questions?

Me: Does Mr. Clean cum Dawn dish soap?

Professor:

Me:

Professor:

Me: Because that would incentivize a lot of people to clean

Professor:

Me: although it might be copyright infringement

Professor:

Me: I know I’d clean more