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Robert Manchild

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · Jan 9

I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.

Pastor: These are very unusual vows.

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 2h

An umpire dusting off the toilet seat with a little broom before sitting down.

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 3h

good afternoon

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2h

who still buys the m&m advils when they have the mike & ike advils

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 15h

Thank you for your service. 🫡

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 17h

💯 god bless them but also leave me alone

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17h

asking the void if it wants any updog

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 19h

celebrities as lord of the rings characters: thread

Doja cat in a dress the same shape as the eye of Sauron.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

Don’t share AI memes you fuckass

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23h

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20h

BREAKING: trump imposes 500% tariff on inflatable frog suits

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 20h

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

*worse

Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

You know things are getting bad when you agree with MTG.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · Oct 21

Your skeleton is just a gift that time slowly unwraps.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

salma kayak: thread

Salma Hayek in an orangish red and yellow dress..

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d

I SAID WHAT I SAID

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Don’t share AI memes you fuckass

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

proof nelly furtado really is like a bird: thread

A small Nelly Furtado wearing a tan and black catsuit squatting on the porch of a yellow and black bird house.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but