jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
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jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
· Oct 3
CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!
YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor
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it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"
ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes
i know people call anything that isn't a marvel movie "lynchian" but the Chair Company finale is the most lynchian thing i've seen in a long time
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i know people call anything that isn't a marvel movie "lynchian" but the Chair Company finale is the most lynchian thing i've seen in a long time
been getting some very obviously AI-written interview requests sent to the Quorators email and it's very funny seeing it try to describe our show. stuff like "I love the way you tackle Chinese/American geopolitical motives" to describe a video of Alex saying he wants to be a Chinese spy
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
been getting some very obviously AI-written interview requests sent to the Quorators email and it's very funny seeing it try to describe our show. stuff like "I love the way you tackle Chinese/American geopolitical motives" to describe a video of Alex saying he wants to be a Chinese spy
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bible names are silly
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
bible names are silly
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This could be you sitting next to the Boening at the Spaghetti Factory, now called Union Transfer in Philadelphia December 14th and 15th, with the @quorators.bsky.social bring a toy or @wtyppod.com will be the one Boening to kill you.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This could be you sitting next to the Boening at the Spaghetti Factory, now called Union Transfer in Philadelphia December 14th and 15th, with the @quorators.bsky.social bring a toy or @wtyppod.com will be the one Boening to kill you.
look, i don't care if you're blue, green, or even purple. you need to go to the hospital
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
look, i don't care if you're blue, green, or even purple. you need to go to the hospital
👎 boring, stupid future: robots take over work, giving people space to create art and spend time with their families
👍 cool future that makes money for dope shareholders: robots take over creating art, giving people more time to toil away at their jobs
👍 cool future that makes money for dope shareholders: robots take over creating art, giving people more time to toil away at their jobs
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
👎 boring, stupid future: robots take over work, giving people space to create art and spend time with their families
👍 cool future that makes money for dope shareholders: robots take over creating art, giving people more time to toil away at their jobs
👍 cool future that makes money for dope shareholders: robots take over creating art, giving people more time to toil away at their jobs
starting a 15-20 person pluribus if anyone wants to join
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
starting a 15-20 person pluribus if anyone wants to join
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
promised myself i wouldn't discuss politics at Thanksgiving this year. made it exactly 0 seconds because when my dad picked me up, he was listening to Obama speeches in the car
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
promised myself i wouldn't discuss politics at Thanksgiving this year. made it exactly 0 seconds because when my dad picked me up, he was listening to Obama speeches in the car
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15 years, fuckerssssssssssssssss
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
15 years, fuckerssssssssssssssss
extremely Medieval King coded in a way i cannot help but respect
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
extremely Medieval King coded in a way i cannot help but respect
i tried to trick insane NYC mayor Eric Adams into coming on my Quora podcast but he didn't fall for it
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i tried to trick insane NYC mayor Eric Adams into coming on my Quora podcast but he didn't fall for it
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
i have a big decision to make about my insomnia but i simply cannot sleep on it
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
i have a big decision to make about my insomnia but i simply cannot sleep on it
"we all know the arguments FOR human trafficking..."
NEW QUORATORS w/ the wonderful MEREDITH DIETZ!
→ What are the arguments against human trafficking?
→ Is Donald Trump a real life version of Gandalf? He certainly fits all the attributes.
→ When does gangstalking end?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/MV7mWO-WOPk
→ What are the arguments against human trafficking?
→ Is Donald Trump a real life version of Gandalf? He certainly fits all the attributes.
→ When does gangstalking end?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/MV7mWO-WOPk
Politricks w/ Meredith Dietz // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"we all know the arguments FOR human trafficking..."
will not be reading
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
will not be reading
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It Was Just An Accident (2025)
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It Was Just An Accident (2025)
currently in a 127 Hours situation but it's just my cat sitting on me even though i have work to do
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
currently in a 127 Hours situation but it's just my cat sitting on me even though i have work to do
always a pleasure to discuss all the fun new ways the computer wants us dead
new episode of kill the computer we are joined by @jeremykaplowitz.com to talk some news and how tech companies are monetizing off of everyones loneliness
The Loneliness Industrial Complex Ft. Jeremy Kaplowitz
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 11/23/2025 · 1h 6m
podcasts.apple.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
always a pleasure to discuss all the fun new ways the computer wants us dead
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this has reached enough people on youtube (not even that many) where all the incoming comments think it's real and are defending me
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
this has reached enough people on youtube (not even that many) where all the incoming comments think it's real and are defending me
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Is Malcom In The Middle set in America? If so, why doesn't Malcom just shoot everyone who gives him problems?
Full episode with Griffin Newman: youtu.be/TUT1uKpkid8
Full episode with Griffin Newman: youtu.be/TUT1uKpkid8
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Is Malcom In The Middle set in America? If so, why doesn't Malcom just shoot everyone who gives him problems?
Full episode with Griffin Newman: youtu.be/TUT1uKpkid8
Full episode with Griffin Newman: youtu.be/TUT1uKpkid8
i truly welcome the day where i see someone discussing "MTG" and, like the good ole days, assume they are discussing Magic: The Gathering
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i truly welcome the day where i see someone discussing "MTG" and, like the good ole days, assume they are discussing Magic: The Gathering