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official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple") plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 11d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 1h

halloween parties on Epstein island must have been bangin

full episode: youtu.be/5G2nKfV0xjI

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 4h

it blows my mind that these people think they should do that

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 4h

went out to lunch and i overheard someone i think meeting with a literary agent getting told "sorry, but memoirs don't sell and your life just isn't *that* interesting. i mean when i was in college in the 70s, we were having sex like crazy! i was naked all the time. and there was AIDS!"

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Roo @ghirga.bsky.social · 17h

jeremy looks so suave and handsome with hair and i don't like it. can we get @quorators.bsky.social to 5000 subscribers so he doesn't ever wear it again

quorators podcast with hosts clair, celebrity chef alex, and full head of hair handsome son of a gun jeremy

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

lol a jewish woman playing an italian is antisemitic

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

everyone is clowning on this like "i already called it that, dumbasses xD" but doesn't that just mean it's a good decision? path of least resistance?

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV

It's their 'vibrant new identity'

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

i have hair in this episode and now i am unstoppable

Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 1d

NEW QUORATORS!

→ Is being humble seen as a fool these days?

→ Can a single insult change a person's destiny?

→ What if the radio and TV are involved in gang stalking and directed conversation for me personally? What if the electronic harassment is stimulating you sexually?

youtu.be/5G2nKfV0xjI

War of the Mind // Quorators Full Episode

YouTube video by Quorators

youtu.be

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

i doubt Clare would want to ask him but it would be extremely funny

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

you wouldn't think so but yes

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

did a patreon episode of Quorators this week that is basically just the horniest Quora posts we could find @ patreon.com/quorators

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

and i still miss Harmontown

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

i don't listen to it often, but it's very comfortable when i do

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

whoa huge guest!!

Marc Maron saying that tomorrow is the final ep of WTF and the guest is Charlie from Smiling Friends

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

let's all try to get on the same page about how shitty my eyes looked as a child

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

i am actually looking at a few jokes about israel that have only ever bombed and thinking about doing them because like when in rome or whatever

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

opening for the lovely Bad Hasbara podcast tonight in Brooklyn. finally an opportunity for me to discuss being jewish on stage. very excited (legitimately)

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

also they told me to tilt my head up, tilt my eyes down, and don't smile

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

they let me renew it without getting a new photo

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

i don't think that changes my brilliant suggestion

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

in the interest of fairness, they should give half of the job to Barron Trump and half of the job to Hunter Biden

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 3d

Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job

US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board

www.telegraph.co.uk

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

bouncer at the show i went to last night looked at my driver's license photo from when i was 16 and said "that ain't you no more, Jeremy"

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

so cool i got to see Sabrina Carpenter's dad play music live

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

there he is

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 4d

before i left Hard Drive, they made us do this kind of stuff and it was a lot of me going into meetings like "uh well i guess i spent 2 hours today....thinking about Master Chief"

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 4d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

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