jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
nyc "comedian"
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
there's something extremely american about making nazi 'The Office' memes
THREAD 🧵:
The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.
And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
The Epstein files are real. The antisemitism they're fueling is also real.
And right now, the second part is getting almost no attention.
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
there's something extremely american about making nazi 'The Office' memes
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i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
i got it backwards 3 years ago
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
i got it backwards 3 years ago
if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
the government should release Noam Chomsky's emails too so that people can see me asking him to be on my Mario podcast in 2017
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
the government should release Noam Chomsky's emails too so that people can see me asking him to be on my Mario podcast in 2017
commenting on co-workers' instagram wedding photos "fyi this is AI"
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
commenting on co-workers' instagram wedding photos "fyi this is AI"
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February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
always a pleasure to record with @murderxbryan.bsky.social, who is surprisingly the first Quorators guest to send sexy Smurfette drawings in the zoom chat during the podcast
NEW QUORATORS w/ BRYAN QUINBY!
→ How can I seduce a man with dance?
→ What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean?
→ If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
→ How can I seduce a man with dance?
→ What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean?
→ If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
Seduction w/ Bryan Quinby // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
always a pleasure to record with @murderxbryan.bsky.social, who is surprisingly the first Quorators guest to send sexy Smurfette drawings in the zoom chat during the podcast
moving the space heater from the bedroom to the living room to begin terraforming before my arrival
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
moving the space heater from the bedroom to the living room to begin terraforming before my arrival
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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here is my joke about Jeffrey Epstein from last year tyvm
July 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
here is my joke about Jeffrey Epstein from last year tyvm
let he who has not emailed Jeffrey Epstein cast the first stone! (everyone starts pelting rocks at me)
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
let he who has not emailed Jeffrey Epstein cast the first stone! (everyone starts pelting rocks at me)
goes to show that if you make a movie bad enough, people stop calling you "the director of the Rush Hour movies"
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 PM
goes to show that if you make a movie bad enough, people stop calling you "the director of the Rush Hour movies"
millennial pedophile hitting jeffrey epstein's email with a "no worries if not!"
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
millennial pedophile hitting jeffrey epstein's email with a "no worries if not!"
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This was what got me started on @quorators.bsky.social in the first place and I've been trawling the back catalog ever since, go listen
i cannot believe there is another batch of Quora questions in his email. you fuckin know we are going to read them on the podcast
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
This was what got me started on @quorators.bsky.social in the first place and I've been trawling the back catalog ever since, go listen
i love reading the news
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i love reading the news
so like does the FBI just have a photo of everybody who has ever been through airport security T-posing nude or what
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
so like does the FBI just have a photo of everybody who has ever been through airport security T-posing nude or what
i'm willing to admit i was wrong
you can just tell the only reason Elon Musk hasn't been to Epstein Island is because all the other billionaire pedophiles were like "ugh i don't wanna hang out with that loser"
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i'm willing to admit i was wrong
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catherine o'hara was one of the best ever comedy actors. what a fucking bummer
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
catherine o'hara was one of the best ever comedy actors. what a fucking bummer
we have had the technology to make Paul Giamatti look like John Adams for nearly twenty years
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
we have had the technology to make Paul Giamatti look like John Adams for nearly twenty years