jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
nyc "comedian"
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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here is my joke about Jeffrey Epstein from last year tyvm
July 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
here is my joke about Jeffrey Epstein from last year tyvm
let he who has not emailed Jeffrey Epstein cast the first stone! (everyone starts pelting rocks at me)
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
let he who has not emailed Jeffrey Epstein cast the first stone! (everyone starts pelting rocks at me)
goes to show that if you make a movie bad enough, people stop calling you "the director of the Rush Hour movies"
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 PM
goes to show that if you make a movie bad enough, people stop calling you "the director of the Rush Hour movies"
millennial pedophile hitting jeffrey epstein's email with a "no worries if not!"
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
millennial pedophile hitting jeffrey epstein's email with a "no worries if not!"
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This was what got me started on @quorators.bsky.social in the first place and I've been trawling the back catalog ever since, go listen
i cannot believe there is another batch of Quora questions in his email. you fuckin know we are going to read them on the podcast
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
This was what got me started on @quorators.bsky.social in the first place and I've been trawling the back catalog ever since, go listen
i love reading the news
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i love reading the news
so like does the FBI just have a photo of everybody who has ever been through airport security T-posing nude or what
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
so like does the FBI just have a photo of everybody who has ever been through airport security T-posing nude or what
i'm willing to admit i was wrong
you can just tell the only reason Elon Musk hasn't been to Epstein Island is because all the other billionaire pedophiles were like "ugh i don't wanna hang out with that loser"
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i'm willing to admit i was wrong
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catherine o'hara was one of the best ever comedy actors. what a fucking bummer
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
catherine o'hara was one of the best ever comedy actors. what a fucking bummer
we have had the technology to make Paul Giamatti look like John Adams for nearly twenty years
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
we have had the technology to make Paul Giamatti look like John Adams for nearly twenty years
it is my job only to observe
Oh, so you’re one of the most important Quora Scholars, but you couldn’t keep this guy married and normal with all your knowledge? Way to go, man.
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
it is my job only to observe
"William Shakespeare's work was actually written by multiple people" no you're thinking of The Expanse
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 PM
"William Shakespeare's work was actually written by multiple people" no you're thinking of The Expanse
as one of the world's most important Quora Scholars, i am unsurprised to learn that the insane guy who attacked Ilhan Omar has an account on the website
New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic
New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
as one of the world's most important Quora Scholars, i am unsurprised to learn that the insane guy who attacked Ilhan Omar has an account on the website
New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic
New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic
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Mr President have u listened to Quorators
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Mr President have u listened to Quorators
i made a cartoon about the wisdom of King Solomon
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
i made a cartoon about the wisdom of King Solomon
i can't stop imagining some guy who was in the same Improv 101 class with Zohran 10 years ago, desperately trying to get a spot on the Tonight Show, thinking "is this really what i have to do now? i have to run for mayor of new york city and win?!"
January 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
i can't stop imagining some guy who was in the same Improv 101 class with Zohran 10 years ago, desperately trying to get a spot on the Tonight Show, thinking "is this really what i have to do now? i have to run for mayor of new york city and win?!"
i work in accounting for a company that pays protesters to march against the government ripping people from their homes, and lemme tell ya, i have to create through hundreds of thousands of 1099s now. what a nightmare FML!
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i work in accounting for a company that pays protesters to march against the government ripping people from their homes, and lemme tell ya, i have to create through hundreds of thousands of 1099s now. what a nightmare FML!
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this was a huge discovery for the Quorators Podcast and i think you should listen to it
NEW QUORATORS w/ @dono.bsky.social!
this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars
GO LISTEN youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E
this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars
GO LISTEN youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E
Quora iTunes Reviews w/ Donovan Eyre // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
this was a huge discovery for the Quorators Podcast and i think you should listen to it
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None of these Republicans and most of these Democrats are not all of a sudden “seeing the light on ICE.” They simply understand the worm turning on public opinion and saving face. They will ALL go back to voting for minority brutalization as soon as they can. You can’t keep falling for this.
January 26, 2026 at 11:19 PM
None of these Republicans and most of these Democrats are not all of a sudden “seeing the light on ICE.” They simply understand the worm turning on public opinion and saving face. They will ALL go back to voting for minority brutalization as soon as they can. You can’t keep falling for this.
i am trying to do new and exciting things with podcast clip technology
January 26, 2026 at 9:21 PM
i am trying to do new and exciting things with podcast clip technology