jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
nyc "comedian"
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
i'm getting so old
February 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
i'm getting so old
if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
if a band has at least 5 albums, but you can prove you've been a fan since the first one, you should get discounted tickets
i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
episode 117, the last one we did
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
episode 117, the last one we did
yes we watched every episode of the 1989 tv show and a lot of other stuff too. we also wrote our own episodes. it has all since been deleted (by Hard Drive, not us, obviously) but listeners have saved all of the audio. some video might exist somewhere, im not sure mega.nz/folder/2hNRQ...
File folder on MEGA
mega.nz
February 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
yes we watched every episode of the 1989 tv show and a lot of other stuff too. we also wrote our own episodes. it has all since been deleted (by Hard Drive, not us, obviously) but listeners have saved all of the audio. some video might exist somewhere, im not sure mega.nz/folder/2hNRQ...
looked it up, it was actually 2020. now i know why he was so booked up (going to island)
February 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
looked it up, it was actually 2020. now i know why he was so booked up (going to island)
the government should release Noam Chomsky's emails too so that people can see me asking him to be on my Mario podcast in 2017
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
the government should release Noam Chomsky's emails too so that people can see me asking him to be on my Mario podcast in 2017
one of my favorite movies and a big reason why i side eye people who say Coppola never made a good movie after the 70s
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
one of my favorite movies and a big reason why i side eye people who say Coppola never made a good movie after the 70s
he shoulda stood in for the real scenes too !!!!!! (just kidding i think it's a perfect movie but people get mad at keanu for being bad it)
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
he shoulda stood in for the real scenes too !!!!!! (just kidding i think it's a perfect movie but people get mad at keanu for being bad it)
tiktok is CENSORING this clip because it's TOO POLITICAL
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
tiktok is CENSORING this clip because it's TOO POLITICAL
commenting on co-workers' instagram wedding photos "fyi this is AI"
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
commenting on co-workers' instagram wedding photos "fyi this is AI"
what is quora if not one of the last true website for guys
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
what is quora if not one of the last true website for guys
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
it's the sort of thing you have to do at the end or else the podcast will be really short
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
it's the sort of thing you have to do at the end or else the podcast will be really short
quorators is a scholarly podcast
February 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
quorators is a scholarly podcast
always a pleasure to record with @murderxbryan.bsky.social, who is surprisingly the first Quorators guest to send sexy Smurfette drawings in the zoom chat during the podcast
NEW QUORATORS w/ BRYAN QUINBY!
→ How can I seduce a man with dance?
→ What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean?
→ If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
→ How can I seduce a man with dance?
→ What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean?
→ If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
Seduction w/ Bryan Quinby // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
always a pleasure to record with @murderxbryan.bsky.social, who is surprisingly the first Quorators guest to send sexy Smurfette drawings in the zoom chat during the podcast
moving the space heater from the bedroom to the living room to begin terraforming before my arrival
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
moving the space heater from the bedroom to the living room to begin terraforming before my arrival
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i like that one of the jokes is about Bill Clinton being a pervert. very funny thing to send to Bill's pervert friend Jeffrey Epstein
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i like that one of the jokes is about Bill Clinton being a pervert. very funny thing to send to Bill's pervert friend Jeffrey Epstein
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
here is my joke about Jeffrey Epstein from last year tyvm
July 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
here is my joke about Jeffrey Epstein from last year tyvm
let he who has not emailed Jeffrey Epstein cast the first stone! (everyone starts pelting rocks at me)
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
let he who has not emailed Jeffrey Epstein cast the first stone! (everyone starts pelting rocks at me)
it's about pushing boundaries
January 31, 2026 at 9:08 PM
it's about pushing boundaries
never rock climbed before but im down to try it, no practice
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
never rock climbed before but im down to try it, no practice
