jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
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"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"
ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect
got to see Patti Harrison live tonight and she did a bit where she connected her laptop to a big screen and this was her desktop background but with her face photoshopped onto Melania. and even funnier, the guy in front of me had to whisper-explain who the people were to his buddy
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
got to see Patti Harrison live tonight and she did a bit where she connected her laptop to a big screen and this was her desktop background but with her face photoshopped onto Melania. and even funnier, the guy in front of me had to whisper-explain who the people were to his buddy
very funny comment lol
yes, i also wouldn't care if she believes in little green aliens. that is actually a lot better than being a huge racist. you don't see people trying to get Tom DeLonge fired from anything
yes, i also wouldn't care if she believes in little green aliens. that is actually a lot better than being a huge racist. you don't see people trying to get Tom DeLonge fired from anything
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
very funny comment lol
yes, i also wouldn't care if she believes in little green aliens. that is actually a lot better than being a huge racist. you don't see people trying to get Tom DeLonge fired from anything
yes, i also wouldn't care if she believes in little green aliens. that is actually a lot better than being a huge racist. you don't see people trying to get Tom DeLonge fired from anything
anyway he now has 14 followers
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
anyway he now has 14 followers
people hate AI, but they don't actually understand what it is. for example, you know the most famous AI program? that's actually an example of AI! the more you know
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
people hate AI, but they don't actually understand what it is. for example, you know the most famous AI program? that's actually an example of AI! the more you know
you gotta shoot your shot
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
you gotta shoot your shot
Wednesday rules, plz support your local Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Wednesday rules, plz support your local Wednesday
wow i wonder what he did
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
wow i wonder what he did
jomny sun was an early big twitter account who made like cutesy/wholesome "aliebn" comics with lowercase letters and misspellings and such. imo it's funny to imagine that juxtaposed to the scary violence of the guy in Bugonia who kidnaps Emma Stone bc he thinks she is an alien destroying the planet
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
jomny sun was an early big twitter account who made like cutesy/wholesome "aliebn" comics with lowercase letters and misspellings and such. imo it's funny to imagine that juxtaposed to the scary violence of the guy in Bugonia who kidnaps Emma Stone bc he thinks she is an alien destroying the planet
in the newest episode of the Quorators bonus podcast, we learn about this cool southern lady who has a ton of insane outfits and discusses ghosts. check that shit out at patreon.com/quorators
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
in the newest episode of the Quorators bonus podcast, we learn about this cool southern lady who has a ton of insane outfits and discusses ghosts. check that shit out at patreon.com/quorators
that's crazy, i matched with him on nyc grindr (we're both straight, but were doing voter outreach)
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
that's crazy, i matched with him on nyc grindr (we're both straight, but were doing voter outreach)
really inspiring victory speech by Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
really inspiring victory speech by Zohran
very excited to announce that Quorators will be opening for the great Well There's Your Problem podcast for two nights in Philly next month
what does a podcast opening for another podcast look like? these are the types of questions we will bravely answer for roughly 30 minutes two nights in a row
what does a podcast opening for another podcast look like? these are the types of questions we will bravely answer for roughly 30 minutes two nights in a row
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
very excited to announce that Quorators will be opening for the great Well There's Your Problem podcast for two nights in Philly next month
what does a podcast opening for another podcast look like? these are the types of questions we will bravely answer for roughly 30 minutes two nights in a row
what does a podcast opening for another podcast look like? these are the types of questions we will bravely answer for roughly 30 minutes two nights in a row
there's a chess set in the window of a store in my neighborhood that has been set up wrong for months, and it stresses me out so much i've been considering pretending i'm gonna buy it so i can fix the pieces
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
there's a chess set in the window of a store in my neighborhood that has been set up wrong for months, and it stresses me out so much i've been considering pretending i'm gonna buy it so i can fix the pieces
NYC mayor Eric Adams visiting constituents in Brooklyn amidst flooding
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
NYC mayor Eric Adams visiting constituents in Brooklyn amidst flooding
people do not understand the movie Fight Club
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
people do not understand the movie Fight Club
also i spent a lot of time turning this pic into a thumbnail and i think that's very funny for some reason
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
also i spent a lot of time turning this pic into a thumbnail and i think that's very funny for some reason
i feel like this guy would say i don't count as jewish, but if i was killed by a drunk driver, he'd call it an "antisemitic attack"
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i feel like this guy would say i don't count as jewish, but if i was killed by a drunk driver, he'd call it an "antisemitic attack"
going to a halloween party dressed as "me back when i had hair"
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
going to a halloween party dressed as "me back when i had hair"
another flip flop from Cuomo 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
another flip flop from Cuomo 🙄
when i accidentally knock over the thimbles a fourth time
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
when i accidentally knock over the thimbles a fourth time