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Lovable scamp living in Brooklyn (sorry). Digital publishing guy at JABberwocky. Mostly silly on here. She/her.
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My account is not for guys who mention military service and/or proud fatherhood in their bio with a lopsided following/follower ratio. It is for people who enjoy sandwich talk and/or when Mark Ruffalo emerges from behind a carousel in NOW YOU SEE ME. Thank you
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The entire team at JABberwocky would like to give a HUGE congratulations to @brandonsanderson.com — over 50 MILLION copies of his books have been sold worldwide! 🎉📚
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Brandon Sanderson Has Officially Sold 50 Million Books Worldwide! – JABberwocky Literary Agency, Inc
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December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The entire team at JABberwocky would like to give a HUGE congratulations to @brandonsanderson.com — over 50 MILLION copies of his books have been sold worldwide! 🎉📚
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I think I bored my therapist today but I did give him the little gift of pointing Garrus' face toward the camera after I put him in my lap, also known as the Naughty Zone (he was being a monster)
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I think I bored my therapist today but I did give him the little gift of pointing Garrus' face toward the camera after I put him in my lap, also known as the Naughty Zone (he was being a monster)
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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
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Someone could come over and do all the dishes in my sink and I wouldn't even be mad
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Someone could come over and do all the dishes in my sink and I wouldn't even be mad
@barefootjim.bsky.social @dylmdav.bsky.social @sethdmichaels.bsky.social need the big fans to know that Craig thinks Open Door Policy is the best Hold Steady record
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
@barefootjim.bsky.social @dylmdav.bsky.social @sethdmichaels.bsky.social need the big fans to know that Craig thinks Open Door Policy is the best Hold Steady record
Begging a single executive in the C suite of a streaming platform to recognize that the theater experience Means Something
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Begging a single executive in the C suite of a streaming platform to recognize that the theater experience Means Something
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Josh O’Connor in WAKE UP DEAD MAN, a real “ohhhh I get why this guy is in everything right now” performance 👍
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Josh O’Connor in WAKE UP DEAD MAN, a real “ohhhh I get why this guy is in everything right now” performance 👍
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billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
Just ordered a sympathy bouquet and chocolates from Edible Arrangements and I'm really curious if they'll censor the "Fuck 2025" in my note
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just ordered a sympathy bouquet and chocolates from Edible Arrangements and I'm really curious if they'll censor the "Fuck 2025" in my note
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every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out
PSKY'S ATTORNEYS: $WBD "appears to have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair transaction process, thereby abdicating its duties to stockholders, and embarked on a myopic process with a predetermined outcome that favors a single bidder .."
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Paramount questions Warner Bros. Discovery on 'fairness and adequacy' of sale process: Read the full letter
Paramount attorneys sent a letter to Warner Bros. Discovery questioning whether its acting in the best interest of shareholders.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out
"We won't go until we get some" implies a dystopian reality in which they have not gone, sometime, somewhere
WRITER OF 'WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS':
And then we end on wishing them a happy new year, and that's the song 😊
FIGGY PUDDING MARKETING DEPARTMENT:
Great! Just one minor suggestion
And then we end on wishing them a happy new year, and that's the song 😊
FIGGY PUDDING MARKETING DEPARTMENT:
Great! Just one minor suggestion
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"We won't go until we get some" implies a dystopian reality in which they have not gone, sometime, somewhere
Pretty hyped to see the Hold Steady four nights in a row and have it not be immediately after my mom's passing
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Pretty hyped to see the Hold Steady four nights in a row and have it not be immediately after my mom's passing
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New York made me nicer, I will not elaborate
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
“I walk around Portland, and I go, ‘Fuck you, assholes. Portland is fine.’” - John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social. We're proud to claim you as a Portlander, sir.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
New York made me nicer, I will not elaborate
Every year my Spotify Wrapped is like "Good job dipshit, you're still listening to Jeff Rosenstock way more than any normal human woman would"
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Every year my Spotify Wrapped is like "Good job dipshit, you're still listening to Jeff Rosenstock way more than any normal human woman would"
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If you're enjoying Heated Rivalry, may I recommend a movie about a heated rivalry with homoerotic undertones, starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you're enjoying Heated Rivalry, may I recommend a movie about a heated rivalry with homoerotic undertones, starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro
She just found out about the Mad Men vomit hose thing
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
She just found out about the Mad Men vomit hose thing
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Fondly remembering the hot gamer girl who worked at the Gamestop in halifax and kept calling mass effect 'massive effect' until a grown man who kept correcting her got so mad he stormed out of the store in tears. Hope shes thriving
June 7, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Fondly remembering the hot gamer girl who worked at the Gamestop in halifax and kept calling mass effect 'massive effect' until a grown man who kept correcting her got so mad he stormed out of the store in tears. Hope shes thriving
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
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dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
March 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
AND MY CAR'S OUT BACK IF YOU'RE READY TO TAKE THAT HUGE WALK
im in the murdroom & laundry
im in the coat closet
im in the combination mudroom & laundry coat closet
im in the coat closet
im in the combination mudroom & laundry coat closet
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
AND MY CAR'S OUT BACK IF YOU'RE READY TO TAKE THAT HUGE WALK
Not to brag but my friends got their kitchen renovated and I'm about to go eat lasagna in it
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not to brag but my friends got their kitchen renovated and I'm about to go eat lasagna in it