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Omg it’s literally doing the
An animation orange tabby cat looking up with a cute doe-eyed expression, clutching a hat in front of it. It’s Puss in Boots from the Shrek and Puss in Boots animated film series.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Me: You’ll never guess who I saw at the museum

Her: Was it that two faced bitch again
A classical bust sculpture done in dark stone but combining two heads/faces pointing in opposite directions. It sits on a marble pedestal in a museum with paintings on the wall in the background.
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Really the only answer I could have provided
A note written by a child which reads: To the tooth fairy What do you do with all the teeth you get? Reply here [In the blank area provided I have written TEETH three times in increasing large and somewhat creepy lettering] Thank you for your answer! :) [this is accompanied by a couple drawings of smiling teeth, and a box containing a question mark and additional teeth]
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I’m gonna need help with some possible answers for my kid
A note written by a child which reads: To the tooth fairy What do you do with all the teeth you get? Reply here [large blank area] Thank you for your answer! :) [this is accompanied by a couple drawings of smiling teeth, and a box containing a question mark and additional teeth]
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If you want to embarrass yourself (further) by citing the Cass report and, well, ANYTHING to do with science that comes out of the Trump admin, that’s on you. I guess you did qualify your BS by saying “my truth” instead of, you know, THE truth.

Here’s Yale on Cass:

law.yale.edu/sites/defaul...
An excerpt from An Evidence-Based Critique of The Cass Report from Yale Law School: As researchers and pediatric clinicians with experience in the field of transgender healthcare, we read the Review with great interest. The degree of financial investment and time spent is impressive. Its ability to publish seven systematic reviews, conduct years' worth of focus groups and deeply investigate care practices in the UK is admirable. We hoped it would improve the public's awareness of the health needs of transgender youth and galvanize improvements in delivery of this care. Indeed, statements of the Review favorably describe the individualized, age-appropriate, and careful approach recommended by the World Professional Association for Transgender Health (WPATH) and the Endocrine Society. Unfortunately, the Review repeatedly misuses data and violates its own evidentiary standards by resting many conclusions on speculation. Many of its statements and the conduct of the York SRs reveal profound misunderstandings of the evidence base and the clinical issues at hand. The Review also subverts widely accepted processes for development of clinical recommendations and repeats spurious, debunked claims about transgender identity and gender dysphoria. These errors conflict with well-established norms of clinical research and evidence-based healthcare. Further, these errors raise serious concern about the scientific integrity of critical elements of the report's process and recommendations.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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My t-shirt! (Not my design)
A black t-shirt with a geometric graphic design of chalky white lines depicting a three-headed bear
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I’ve been saving this for just such an occasion 👀
A vintage bottle of Adolph’s Instant Meat Tenderizer
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
davoid.bsky.social
I’ve had this one for a while but I like the price point of your better, esp. since I’ve never used the bowl feature on mine! My younger self shakes his head.
The Geekey keychain multitool. A key-shaped metal tool that has multiple uses (screwdriver, cutter, wrench, ruler etc.)
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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A black and white comic of a nightmarish looking Garfield the cat clutching Jon in one clawed hand with the caption “John I require lasagna”
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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It us
Differently colored cutouts of each of the world’s continents with names on them.
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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And thanks for thinking of me! 😘
A photo of a room with blood on the walls and a caption that says “ caption this with the second to last text you sent”
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Me at the mob card game
A black and white photo of a 50s-era lookin’ guy with a serious expression wearing novelty x-ray specs that feature concentric circles and the words “x-ray” and “vision” on them.
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Two frames from the Simpsons. On top, Bart is looking stressed and saying “This is the hottest day of my life.” Below, Homer puts a hand on Bart’s shoulder and holds up a finger while saying “The hottest day of your life SO FAR.”
October 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Don’t know about you but I’m wearing this one
A model in a big baggy sack of a dress made out of denim. It has a piece of lighter denim dividing it diagonally, long sleeves, and is a bit cinched at the hem. The model also wears black boots and a long necklace with a diamond-shaped pendant.
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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This album by brit acid house pioneer Baby Ford came out in ‘92, just as my techno consciousness was expanding courtesy of the nascent U.S. rave scene. The tracks were more evolved than much of the other fare at the time, spanning not only techno but house, trip hop, and downtempo, all with soul.
The album cover for BFORD9 by Baby Ford, 1992. A closeup photo of smears of thick black glossy impasto paint overlaid graphically with bold letters in white saying BFORD9, and below in much smaller letters BABY FORD.
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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When I lift the covers to let my fart out
A graphic image of a young girl in a dress with one arm held out. The wind is ruffling her dress and blowing her hair. She has just let go of a red heart-shaped balloon which is rising away from her. It is a Banksy artwork.
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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A shopping cart that has been made into an art piece by Linda Dolack. The cart has been upholstered like an old couch, with patterned beige fabric, fringe, a cushion underneath, and a matching lamp attached to the front.
October 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Flashback to an image search for “c3p0 arms raised”
An old image search for “c3p0 arms raised”, which shows a series of 7 images. One is of LEGO C3P0 with his arms up, another shows the film version of him from the waist up on a white background with his arms indeed raised. The other images show a kid in a bathing suit by a pool doing a classic arms-up muscle flex, a shutterstock image of an underwear-clad weightlifter hefting a single dumbbell over his head, a smiling woman raising her arms over her head in front of a blue sky, another brown haired woman facing the camera topless with big naturals holding her arms up with hands behind her head, and the bare ass of a blond woman standing in front of a shower with a little coochie visible as well. Image search was going through some things.
October 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Oh these babies love this kinda babying, upside down babying, across the shoulders babying…basically all the babying, baby
Medium close up of the head of a blue-eyed man with tortoise shell glasses staring out of frame. On each side of his head, resting against his chest and shoulders, are cats. On the left is a brown tabby, on the right is a grey tabby.
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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September 30th/October 1st
A black and white cartoon image of a clean cut man smiling and holding an old fashioned telephone to his ear A vividly colored painting of an old-fashioned looking cartoon showing a medium close up of a skeleton clothed in blue and holding a red telephone presumably to its ear hole. Eyeballs are in the sockets and looking downward. At the top are the words TERRIBLE SKULL in red. A word balloon next to the skeleton says “HEH- HEH- IT’S ME DARLING! CALLING FROM THE GRAVE!”
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I am so sorry. Fuck that asshole forever. Have a snuggle with a a cute furry friend.
The head of a brown tabby cat pokes out from under a white and grey striped comforter on a bed with light grey sheets. He has big sweet eyes.
October 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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The PR peeps were like “how do we advertise this movie with Jared fucking sex creep Leto as the star? Right, let’s leave his name off and just put NIN on there instead”
A pair of square billboards advertising TRON ARES. The left one shows Jared Leto with a beard and slicked back hair in the midst of futuristic red lines. The one on the right is similar but shows Jodie Turner-Smith with close cropped blonde hair. The bottom of each billboard says IMAX IN THEATERS OCTOBER 10 Featuring Original Music by NIN
September 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Im here you fuckaas bitch
A woman from the 80s with big 80s hair standing in front of a Spencer Gifts store in a mall.
September 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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My female companion who may or may not be in a longstanding relationship with me and I noticed you from across the nearly deserted diner and we really dig your vibe
A detail from Edward Hopper’s painting The Nighthawks (1942) showing a man in a suit, tie and hat holding a cigarette next to a red headed woman in a red dress looking at something in her hand, perhaps a matchbook. They are at a diner counter and each have a cup of coffee.
September 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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This is Win Ben Stein’s Money erasure
Medium shot of an older man with gray hair and glasses in a suit and tie fist bumping a younger brown haired guy in a blue polo shirt. Behind them is a game show set showing a digital readout of $5000 above the image of paper money with the older guy’s face on it. It’s Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimmel on Win Ben Stein’s Money, circa 1997.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM