Cru
@carnitas.bsky.social
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
avi by the love of my life, my perpetual stew of happiness, the apple of my ass; @geraldinepiche.bsky.social (hire them❤️)
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
avi by the love of my life, my perpetual stew of happiness, the apple of my ass; @geraldinepiche.bsky.social (hire them❤️)
Pinned
if i only could
make a deal with god
and get him to WAP our places
make a deal with god
and get him to WAP our places
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
if i only could
make a deal with god
and get him to WAP our places
make a deal with god
and get him to WAP our places
turkeys are pieces of shit, no other bird has attacked me on the city steps of pittsburgh
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
turkeys are pieces of shit, no other bird has attacked me on the city steps of pittsburgh
i do not offer free advice but I do offer free lemme get that in my adhd on the spectrum lens
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i do not offer free advice but I do offer free lemme get that in my adhd on the spectrum lens
yeah bury a dead fish with your corn, it’ll grow, also make a turkey once a year and slaughter our people but totally overlook all of that because you have to hang out with your racist family while you’re hungover today.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
yeah bury a dead fish with your corn, it’ll grow, also make a turkey once a year and slaughter our people but totally overlook all of that because you have to hang out with your racist family while you’re hungover today.
i saw a willow tree with a bowl cut in my home town and the scream i scrumpt
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i saw a willow tree with a bowl cut in my home town and the scream i scrumpt
if you wanna be my lover
you gotta get used to all of the me talking about ww2
you gotta get used to all of the me talking about ww2
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
if you wanna be my lover
you gotta get used to all of the me talking about ww2
you gotta get used to all of the me talking about ww2
hello 911? I need a ride home but I couldn’t remember anyone’s number
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
hello 911? I need a ride home but I couldn’t remember anyone’s number
RIP pilgrims, you would have loved black cherry white claw
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
RIP pilgrims, you would have loved black cherry white claw
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wearing my jihad G59 shirt to thanksgiving dinner, wish me luck
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
wearing my jihad G59 shirt to thanksgiving dinner, wish me luck
when you finally get the ingrown hair and you feel like you could uppercut god
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
when you finally get the ingrown hair and you feel like you could uppercut god
what’s up you jabronies
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
what’s up you jabronies
is this where all the turds hang out
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
is this where all the turds hang out
cru is JUDGING, JUDILY
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
cru is JUDGING, JUDILY
why y’all still over here
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
why y’all still over here
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"That's not a Beaver Moon..."
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"That's not a Beaver Moon..."
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*brings a massager to a gunfight* y’all look tense
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*brings a massager to a gunfight* y’all look tense
i see bluesky changed their app icon, did it work, did it make bluesky great again
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i see bluesky changed their app icon, did it work, did it make bluesky great again
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Did you know that Christopher Walken wasn't actually a cast member in 1999's Sleepy Hollow? He just showed up and started killing people and Johnny Depp stayed in character so Tim Burton kept filming.
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Did you know that Christopher Walken wasn't actually a cast member in 1999's Sleepy Hollow? He just showed up and started killing people and Johnny Depp stayed in character so Tim Burton kept filming.
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i’m gonna order a baconator at arby’s everyday until they make me one
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i’m gonna order a baconator at arby’s everyday until they make me one
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if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that
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Girlclock in my rari
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Girlclock in my rari
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Following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia is certainly a choice.
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia is certainly a choice.
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playing glocket pool
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
playing glocket pool
if you blow a load in your pants trying to tuck your boner into your waistband that’s called a plaxico burress
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
if you blow a load in your pants trying to tuck your boner into your waistband that’s called a plaxico burress