Cru
@carnitas.bsky.social
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Pinned
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Me: it’s right in front of you
my kid:
my kid:
a person with a cat hood on walking down a street
Alt: a person with a cat hood on walking down a street
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Me: it’s right in front of you
my kid:
my kid:
congratulations president clayton bigsby
How about the first legally blind President of the United States?
might be a great thing
might be a great thing
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
congratulations president clayton bigsby
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Please support my petition to Manchester city council to get a blue plaque put up at that spot on Temperance Street where a man getting a handjob was captured by a Google street view car.
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Please support my petition to Manchester city council to get a blue plaque put up at that spot on Temperance Street where a man getting a handjob was captured by a Google street view car.
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
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Love bombing with molotov cocktails.
January 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Love bombing with molotov cocktails.
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a little louder this time
that's a nice nuremberg trials idea you got there
it'd be a shame if the original nuremberg trials facilitated the escape of nazi's and kept them from being held accountable for their actio-- hey wait.
it'd be a shame if the original nuremberg trials facilitated the escape of nazi's and kept them from being held accountable for their actio-- hey wait.
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM
a little louder this time
opening up a book depository in the capital, who’s with me
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
opening up a book depository in the capital, who’s with me
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I love that horse-cuddling scene in The Godfather.
July 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I love that horse-cuddling scene in The Godfather.
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I don't like to recommend a lot of Minnesotanisms to the greater world, but this one they have figured out
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I don't like to recommend a lot of Minnesotanisms to the greater world, but this one they have figured out
try to scream louder than the queef
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
try to scream louder than the queef
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my crew have the most intruiging goo
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
my crew have the most intruiging goo
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Today we’re learning about a modified Komatsu D355A bulldozer and the man who had enough
March 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Today we’re learning about a modified Komatsu D355A bulldozer and the man who had enough
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still figuring out Substack.
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
still figuring out Substack.
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
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let's make this houseostasis a homeostasis
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
let's make this houseostasis a homeostasis
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I can’t crank the music loud enough today. Not in a punk rock way, but in a “why the fuck can’t I hear this right” way
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I can’t crank the music loud enough today. Not in a punk rock way, but in a “why the fuck can’t I hear this right” way
if you own a fleet of construction equipment… sup
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
if you own a fleet of construction equipment… sup
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Let’s turn this housing pigeon into a homing pigeon.
January 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Let’s turn this housing pigeon into a homing pigeon.
post: did anyone hear those three gunshots just now?
comment: no, i couldn’t hear them over the explosions
comment: no, i couldn’t hear them over the explosions
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
post: did anyone hear those three gunshots just now?
comment: no, i couldn’t hear them over the explosions
comment: no, i couldn’t hear them over the explosions
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pls stop posting things from x it makes my nipples fall off
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
pls stop posting things from x it makes my nipples fall off