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JingleWorms
@hawaiiworms.bsky.social
Ridiculous aging hipster. Not from Hawaii. Or a worm. He/him. New EP "Kiosk 67" out now on @analoguetrash.com

Bass and synths and ghostrock:
https://linktr.ee/HawaiiWorms and https://linktr.ee/Flangecircus
Pinned
It's the 8th anniversary of the time I tried to find a photo on my phone to show my hairdresser how I wanted my hair cut and showed him this instead
Why are there so many men with skinheads, xmas jumpers and full pints of beer on this train?

Oh yeah, it originated in Leeds and terminates in Manchester.
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If you don't think Babs and Babs by Darryl Hall and Robert Fripp is a great song then we can't be friends

youtu.be/BUySLoHPV10?...
Babs and Babs
YouTube video by Daryl Hall - Topic
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Turns out that drinking vodka and diet coke solidly for 5 hours makes you really drunk
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fucking hell. Turns out it *is* real.
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Today's crap Xmas film. Caprice from the 1990's goes to Scotland to convince a screenwriter to give up being a ski instructor and instead finish a screenplay for a film she wants to be in. Selfish. He's Scottish /American like John Barrowman but without the alleged flashing. 2 reindeers out of 10 🦌🦌
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You can see this plate though
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Put my Christmas tree up. It looks pretty and classy. No, I'm not taking a photo you fucking perverts.
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A trip to the shed without being eaten by spiders. Success.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Casually flipping through an old Look In cos it's got ALF in it and turns out it's the one with this terrible drawing of George Michael in it.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Walking home from the supermarket clutching my bottle of Chef's brown sauce like it's a fine vintage port.
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It's a "piss in a beaker and take it to the doctor" kind of morning
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Listen Here - Untidy Radio
Independent Non-Commercial Radio
untidyradio.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tonight's crap Xmas film. It was alright I guess. I actually wanted it to be worse than it was so I'd have something to take the piss out of. 5 reindeers out of 10.
🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look what happened to my eyes this afternoon (it was an eye screening test. I'm not tripping. This time).
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Greetings from the brutalist Five Guys.
#HorrowfideAdventures
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Might start using this picture of my cat as a reaction photo
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Yes, I am listening to solo albums by original Genesis guitarist Anthony Phillips. Why are you asking? Are you suggesting I am too far gone down the prog rabbit hole that there is no hope for me?
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just another lunchtime perusing the Chernobyl subreddit
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Tonight's crap Xmas film. Genuinely made me laugh at least 3 times. Five reindeers out of ten 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌 plus a bonus reindeer for having the actress who played the french maid from season one of American Horror Story in it 🦌
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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There's now a catchup of the triumphant ReSPRAYer experience, featuring new & unreleased stuff from @spraypopmusic.com, The Pound Shop Boys, The Actionists, and also us!

Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
The ReSPRAYer :: LIVE!
The SPRAYer returns for its annual fixation on all things Spray and Spray-adjacent, and this time, in honour of their remix EPs that they've been releasing all year, we're focusing on remixes, raritie...
www.mixcloud.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I refuse to believe that Halifax is a real place but apparently I might be going there on Saturday
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A police car just came past my house slowly but with the blue lights on and for a moment I thought they were coming to get me for starting this thread
Sex blog
Sex blog
Russ's sex blog
Gloopy custard front bum
Mingey mingey minge
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Great news everybody! The film I wrote, directed and produced is going to be out on Netflix and they've even allowed me to design the poster too
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
We are through the looking glass
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM