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JingleWorms
@hawaiiworms.bsky.social
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Ridiculous aging hipster. Not from Hawaii. Or a worm. He/him. New EP "Kiosk 67" out now on @analoguetrash.com

Bass and synths and ghostrock:
https://linktr.ee/HawaiiWorms and https://linktr.ee/Flangecircus
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JingleWorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · Sep 22
It's the 8th anniversary of the time I tried to find a photo on my phone to show my hairdresser how I wanted my hair cut and showed him this instead
Fred the Homepride mascot standing next to a woman in a bath, the implication is that he is cuckolding the woman's husband
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Why are there so many men with skinheads, xmas jumpers and full pints of beer on this train?

Oh yeah, it originated in Leeds and terminates in Manchester.
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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If you don't think Babs and Babs by Darryl Hall and Robert Fripp is a great song then we can't be friends

youtu.be/BUySLoHPV10?...
Babs and Babs
YouTube video by Daryl Hall - Topic
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December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Turns out that drinking vodka and diet coke solidly for 5 hours makes you really drunk
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Fucking hell. Turns out it *is* real.
Sign in a train station that says Halifax
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Today's crap Xmas film. Caprice from the 1990's goes to Scotland to convince a screenwriter to give up being a ski instructor and instead finish a screenplay for a film she wants to be in. Selfish. He's Scottish /American like John Barrowman but without the alleged flashing. 2 reindeers out of 10 🦌🦌
A poster for "A Scottish Christmas Secret" featuring two smiling actors standing in front of a snowy, mountainous landscape with a castle in the background. On the left, Caprice Bourret, a woman with long, blonde, wavy hair, wears a long-sleeved green top and blue jeans. On the right, Alex Trumble, a man with dark hair and a beard, is wearing a red jumper underneath a checked flannel shirt. He holds a red book with gold lettering, titled "Secrets of the Scottish Highlands."
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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You can see this plate though
Ceramic Christmas-themed plate shaped and painted like Gizmo from Gremlins wearing a red Santa hat decorated with colourful lights like that scene in the film Gremlins.
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Put my Christmas tree up. It looks pretty and classy. No, I'm not taking a photo you fucking perverts.
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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A trip to the shed without being eaten by spiders. Success.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Casually flipping through an old Look In cos it's got ALF in it and turns out it's the one with this terrible drawing of George Michael in it.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Walking home from the supermarket clutching my bottle of Chef's brown sauce like it's a fine vintage port.
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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It's a "piss in a beaker and take it to the doctor" kind of morning
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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untidyradio.com An Untidy Mind at 7am has music from these lot.

Couple of repeat offenders in here as well.

@hawaiiworms.bsky.social
@vanessafunke.bsky.social
@koteblue.com
@neverthebridle.bsky.social
@hollowhowlband.bsky.social
and
@hiddensince.bsky.social

#music #musicsky #newmusic
Listen Here - Untidy Radio
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December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Tonight's crap Xmas film. It was alright I guess. I actually wanted it to be worse than it was so I'd have something to take the piss out of. 5 reindeers out of 10.
🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌
A movie poster for "Jingle Bell Heist" with a deep red background. The title, "Jingle Bell Heist," is centered in white and gold text, with the tagline "'TIS THE SEASON TO GIVE. AND TAKE." above it. ​The main image features two figures, a man on the left and a woman on the right, whose faces are partially visible and framed by cutout Santa hats and white beards.
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Look what happened to my eyes this afternoon (it was an eye screening test. I'm not tripping. This time).
​A very close-up shot of my wide-open eyes. My pupils are large and dark, nearly filling the dark gray/blue irises. The image captures the detail of my face from the eyebrows down to the bridge of my nose.
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Greetings from the brutalist Five Guys.
#HorrowfideAdventures
Pearl House, a big ugly concrete building that houses the Five Guys in Newcastle city centre.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Might start using this picture of my cat as a reaction photo
A beautiful tabby tat with a bell on a collar. She is licking her top lip with her tongue.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Yes, I am listening to solo albums by original Genesis guitarist Anthony Phillips. Why are you asking? Are you suggesting I am too far gone down the prog rabbit hole that there is no hope for me?
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Just another lunchtime perusing the Chernobyl subreddit
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Tonight's crap Xmas film. Genuinely made me laugh at least 3 times. Five reindeers out of ten 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌 plus a bonus reindeer for having the actress who played the french maid from season one of American Horror Story in it 🦌
The movie poster for "My Secret Santa," featuring Alexandra Breckenridge and Ryan Eggold. Breckenridge, dressed in a red, velvet Santa suit, is seated in a large, ornate gold throne. She is smiling and looking directly at the camera. Ryan Eggold is positioned behind and above her, resting his chin on his hand on the back of the throne, wearing a suit and smiling. The background is white, with a decorated Christmas tree and a large sack of presents visible. The tagline reads: "Single Mom. Double Life." The actress Alexandra Breckenridge in character as Moira O Hara from season one of American Horrors Story, a woman with bright, coppery-red, wavy hair, wearing a black maid's uniform with a stiff, white, embroidered collar. She is looking intensely to her left with a serious alluring expression
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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theblender.online
There's now a catchup of the triumphant ReSPRAYer experience, featuring new & unreleased stuff from @spraypopmusic.com, The Pound Shop Boys, The Actionists, and also us!

Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
The ReSPRAYer :: LIVE!
The SPRAYer returns for its annual fixation on all things Spray and Spray-adjacent, and this time, in honour of their remix EPs that they've been releasing all year, we're focusing on remixes, raritie...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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I refuse to believe that Halifax is a real place but apparently I might be going there on Saturday
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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A police car just came past my house slowly but with the blue lights on and for a moment I thought they were coming to get me for starting this thread
hawaiiworms.bsky.social JingleWorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 8d
Sex blog
Sex blog
Russ's sex blog
Gloopy custard front bum
Mingey mingey minge
The television from the Tom Jones Sex Bomb video again, except it's Russ from Cheshire on it l instead
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Great news everybody! The film I wrote, directed and produced is going to be out on Netflix and they've even allowed me to design the poster too
Poster advertising a FICTIONAL film "A Cuck Chair at Christmas." The poster shows a Christmas-decorated room with a green tree, a window looking out to a snowy night, a gray armchair, and a bed. Text at the top reads "Now a major Netflix movie."
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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We are through the looking glass
A post by me with some words that are to the tune of Sex Bomb by Tom Jones with a picture of Russ in Cheshire superimposed in a scene from the Sex Bomb video and someone replying saying "I just read that to the tune of sex bomb by Tom Jones"
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM