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JingleWorms
@hawaiiworms.bsky.social
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Ridiculous aging hipster. Not from Hawaii. Or a worm. He/him. New EP "Kiosk 67" out now on @analoguetrash.com

Bass and synths and ghostrock:
https://linktr.ee/HawaiiWorms and https://linktr.ee/Flangecircus
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We are through the looking glass
A post by me with some words that are to the tune of Sex Bomb by Tom Jones with a picture of Russ in Cheshire superimposed in a scene from the Sex Bomb video and someone replying saying "I just read that to the tune of sex bomb by Tom Jones"
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I have a few favourite bands, but ultimately I think if by some bizarre chain of events I was left with only being able to listen to one it would (probably) be The Durutti Column, who I am listening to right now
Two releases by the band The Durutti Column are pictured side-by-side. On the left is a red, textured hardback sleeve for the album "Return of...". On the right is a plain white sleeve for the compilation "Lost Songs & Sketches 1980-81".
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Sex blog
Sex blog
Russ's sex blog
Gloopy custard front bum
Mingey mingey minge
The television from the Tom Jones Sex Bomb video again, except it's Russ from Cheshire on it l instead
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I really hate their fucking teeth
Two wooden nutcracker figures, one dressed as a drummer in green and red with a fur hat, and the other as a soldier in a tall black hat and red jacket holding a silver sword.
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Tonight's crap Xmas film. Woman from an American conglomerate goes to Paris to do a hostile takeover of a winery and bangs the owners son. The fact it is set at Christmas is entirely superfluous to the plot. 1 reindeer out 10 🦌
Movie poster for "Champagne Problems" featuring Minka Kelly and a male co-star smiling at each other against a snowy, festive French setting. The title is in large gold and white text.
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Of course it's a collage I've created of the blue sex horse, her face seen three times, but I've tastefully arranged it so you can't see her boobs and MASSIVE nipples
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Today's crap Xmas film. It's got Alicia Silverstone and Sabrina the teenage witch from my 90s wank bank in it. 3 reindeers out of 10. 🦌🦌🦌
A movie poster for the film "A Merry Little Ex-Mas". The title is prominently displayed in the center, with "A MERRY LITTLE" in white and "EX-MAS" in large red letters. Two main actors are seated on a brown couch: a man on the left (Oliver Hudson) wearing a dark green velvet jacket and black pants, and a woman on the right (Alicia Silverstone) wearing a red velvet dress. They are separated by a wide green ribbon, tied with a bow at the top, that runs vertically down the poster like wrapping paper.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Look at my advent calendar. I am 47 years old.
A brightly colored, rectangular advent calendar is lying on a wooden surface. The calendar has a red and white background with snowflakes and a large decorated Christmas tree in the center top. The top of the calendar reads "MOO FREE" in large white and blue letters and the Bing logo in the top right corner. It is labeled "Dairy Free" and has a small green "Vegan" logo in the bottom right corner. ​On the front are four characters from the show Bing: Pando (a panda) on the left, Bing (a black bunny) in the center-left, Sula (an elephant) in the center-right, and Flop (a small orange creature) on the far right. They are all wearing winter coats. The calendar has numbered doors scattered across the design, from 1 to 24. Text at the bottom states it is "Ethically Sourced & Made In The UK" and "Made Using 100% Recycled Plastic."
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Here's a handful of pictures of @defneonmusic.bsky.social and @vieonmusic.bsky.social from the Golden Lion in Todmorden last night. Open for some hot keytar action
The band Def Neon on stage, on the left Emily plays a white bass and is singing onto a microphone. On the right Mickey plays guitar and is stood in front of a table with electronic music equipment Vieon, a four-piece electronic band performing live on a dimly lit stage decorated with hanging paper birds and fairy lights. The band members are wearing dark clothes and are positioned behind various synthesizers and laptops Matt from Vieon playing a red keytar, he's got off the stage to do it and the other three band members are behind him.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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NO EXAGGERATION
Some fire engines who have come to put out a fire ON MY TRAIN
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Hitting Friday Be Posting Equines #FBPE and #AssFriday in one post with this African Wild Ass. What has made them so wild you may ask? This one is absolutely fuming about something. Probably about you look at their bum.
An African wild ass or a related stands in a dusty, arid, desert-like landscape. Its body is mostly pale cream or light gray, contrasting with a darker, black mane and the faint, zebra-like black horizontal stripes visible near its hooves on its legs. The animal is facing slightly away from the camera, looking back over its right shoulder. The background is blurred, showing a sparse scrubland.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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MONDAY
A bathroom decorated with a complete, handmade crocheted Spongebob SquarePants theme set, including a bright yellow, rectangular cover for the toilet tank and a matching round cover for the toilet seat, both featuring Spongebob's blue eyes and smile. The set is completed by two square floor mats resting on the white tiled floor, designed with yellow, white, and brown stripes to resemble the lower half of the character's outfit. Never go to this person's house.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Posting my fat balls on main
A close-up image showing the packaging of bird food. A prominent label on the clear plastic wrapper reads "10 Pack Ultimate Fat Balls" in large, bold black lettering on a grey background.
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Have you ever wanted to know more about my songwriting? Of course you have! This video is for you (please watch all 37 seconds)
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Arrived at Bristol Temple Meads, but - people of Bristol - why are you pretending this is Isambard Kingdom Brunel when it is clearly Willy W̶a̶n̶k̶e̶r̶ Wonka?
Bronze statue of Isambard Kingdom Brunel wearing a top hat, standing outside a brick building (Bristol Temple Meads train station) with a historical railway poster behind him.
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Gorgeous horse you say?
A collage of the blue sex horse, without showing it's massive boobies but showing it's face 3 times
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
4 different types of sausages of different lengths and colours
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Wes cube
Wes cube
Spinning Wes cube
I'm feeling really sick
From looking at this prick
Tom Jones in the Sex Bomb video
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Age yourself with gaming

(This is the greatest computer game of all time and I accept no arguments from anyone)
Cassette cover of the computer game Chuckie Egg. It shows a cartoon image of a boot coming down on some eggs and a white chicken looking very angry about it. Above in white letters in a black background it says "Chuckie Egg" and above that it has the logo of the developers, AnF Software.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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James Bond isn't dead, I have no idea what you lot are talking about
Comedian Russ Abbot in character as Basildon Bond. He's wearing a navy blue officer's uniform adorned with medals and gold braid on the cuffs. He has a black turtleneck underneath and a balaclava and a red baseball cap worn backward on his head. He is holding a banana his right hand. He has his arms crossed and is looking directly at the camera with a slight smirk.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I need a holiday
​Exterior view of the Hotel Ucum in Belize, featuring balconies with bright teal-green walls, deep blue shutters and doors and orange railing. The main sign with the hotel name is visible on a teal tower
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Posting feet on main
my tabby cats front paws seen up close
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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MONDAY
A photograph inside a polling centre shows a person's legs visible beneath the curtain of a voting booth, with their pants pulled down around their ankles. An older man is visible to the left, and then a partially visible person dropping a vote into a ballot box.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Bluesky label indicating the user joined the platform in November 2024
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Get some Friday Be Posting Equines #FBPE - this one thinks it's a crab! And it's going to use its pincers to grab anyone who thinks that hashtag is for anything other than posting horses.
A brown horse in a field, stood on some hay. It's got a red crab costume on with pincers. There's trees and a barn and a fence in the background
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM