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Nappy Dolemite
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Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IT'S ONLY 6 PM?!"
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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In Billie Jean when he says about the kid “his eyes were like mine,” he meant these ones
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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how are things? still weird?
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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[anytime someone posts a skircle]
October 31, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
People get so weird when you hate them
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Bold move to name your store after what sounds like a type of porn
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sometimes I think I'm fairly intelligent and then I eat pepperoncini after aggressive anal
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sometimes I go to bed so I stop fucking eating
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Okay but dirty shit is a form of self expression though
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I have my favorites. They're all dildos
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
*extreme Elton John voice*

"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*extreme Steve Miller Band voice*

"Naps keeping on blocking (blocking blocking)..."
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I’ve said it once. I’ll say it a million times. If you post your wordle everyday I will block you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Channel someone who gives a fuck
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You should be able to write hate mail to the nyt puzzles writers
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"What a stupid haircut. How can I make it looks even worse?"

-males under 25
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oh fuck you people
Most of what I know about therapy comes from cartoons and The Sopranos
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
For someone who really doesn't trust people, I get screwed over pretty often by trusting people.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Most of what I know about therapy comes from cartoons and The Sopranos
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM