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Shimmy
@aslightshimmy.bsky.social
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Your hottest block.
Soup lover.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · Dec 1
I’ve got a cheese advent calendar and if the last one isn’t a baby cheesus, we riot.
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Born to marry my Bluesky girls, forced to like men
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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sophamir.bsky.social
god forbid a girl wants to be cherished
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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ifuckedyr.mom
did you miss me?
sent text message: i think the hardest part about being deactivated is not having an outlet when i have the urge to tell a thousand people i need someone to eat my pussy
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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muhree.ing
actually all of my systems are nervous
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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struggalo.bsky.social
Remastered all of my embarrassing memories in 4K.
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Coffee: an original thought.
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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porcelainsiren.bsky.social
no news is good news anymore
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
I can be optimistic, but never when the world is looking.
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Him splitting me in two would fix me.
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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peopleamiright.bsky.social
YOU, OVER THERE HOLDING THE RACOON! ARE YOU SINGLE?
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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meantomyself.bsky.social
A penguin is a bird like a hot dog is a taco
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
*plays with the top button on your shirt* I give great dopamine, you know
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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sophamir.bsky.social
ouch, I accidentally yearned
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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vtbee80.bsky.social
eating cheesecake on the treadmill because life is all about balance
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Given his age, Chip must’ve been conceived while Mrs. Potts was a teapot. I have many questions.
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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maxhyde.bsky.social
Just fucking twirl her you dumb motherfucker
~me as a therapist
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Family pictures this morning for my mom as a Christmas gift. Wish us luck.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
My brownie was incredible thanks for asking.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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altaudge.ruins.party
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
2 has decided he has to watch Beauty and The Beast at least once a day and I gotta say, the more I watch it the more I realize it’s a pretty fucked up story.
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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onionscented.grows.hair
I want to be silly. But I want to be intriguing too. Like a noir clown
December 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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nehoc.bsky.social
I'd eat a lot more cereal if they still had toys in the boxes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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ironlilacc.bsky.social
You're not you when you're hungry, your honor
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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stuforreal.bsky.social
The lion does not concern itself with much a shit. Except for being super cool
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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greekheanen.bsky.social
Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM