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sometimes I feel like a swallow a swallow which by some mistake has gotten into an attic and knocks its head against the walls in terror
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thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear" One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need. Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"
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woke noodles. this is ridiculous. nothing is safe.
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
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♪ ♫ I could have danced all night
I could have danced all night… ♪ ♫
Three panel of a grey cat stretching out in silly positions
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hello twitter users who are just joining us! we're happy to have you on bluesky. you're just in time for "wet wet wednesdays" where we all share the sauces, gravies, and marinades we're working on
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no i definitely don't think being on the other site is particularly safe right now, i was on private for like a whole month until like...last week or something

nothing bad's happened since i've unlocked but i'm considering doing it again anyway lol
are we trying to make bluesky happen again

i have absolutely zero faith it'll work any better than it has the last few times, this place became an entirely different beast despite working almost exactly like twitter

but i guess we'll see, i never really stopped crossposting shit lol
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on the other hand, it would be really funny to organize a class reunion for everyone i can find who did the same thing lol
so happy that it came out on time and complete in 2000 and everyone loved it, a true classic
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wishing a very happy 25th anniversary to Duke Nukem Forever
facebook has run out of actual people i might know to recommend me and has started recommending friends based on the fact that i set my school to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College like 10 years ago
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They have 100% always been this way, though notably the transition from helicopter rides and referencing crushing minorities abroad humorlessly transitioned to nazi shit, but like that's basically a new layer of paint instead of a new perspective.
Amanda Marcotte
@amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this.
That's why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed -because Young Republicans weren't radical enough.
lmao yeah i had the poor sense to come out as a “gay guy” in 2001 when i was 15 in a small town, absolutely no one was ever shy about calling me a faggot if they wanted to
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You are out of your mind if you think young republicans in the early aughts weren’t bigots. They were saying the n-word all the time, too, they just didn’t have group chats to get leaked.
My parents' generation was super racist, but they took pains to hide it from us. So a lot of young conservatives in the 90s and early aughts were earnest small government and/or evangelical types.

As I said, the overt racists and radicals had to form their own orgs.
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[stone sober] i always wanted to fuck her
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this is, flatly and subjectively, intolerable to anyone who fancies themselves free people. simply intolerable
"Residents in Chicago and Portland are living in a police state where masked armed forces kidnap who they want to kidnap, where they have to listen to public officials routinely lie about what is happening in their neighborhoods." donmoynihan.substack.com/p/purge-merg...
Federal Secret Police and plainclothes ICE agents kidnap multiple people from a neighborhood in Chicago. They then deploy teargas and brutally beat neighbors who come out to express their concern.
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imagining dunking my hand in the pill drawer and taking a handful for the day
finally decided to buy some extra small tips for my earbuds because i have literally always dealt with them falling out of my ears and holy shit, is this how earbuds are supposed to feel?

like what do you mean i don’t have to push them back in my ears every 30 seconds