Giraud, seasonal candy edition
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Mike McDaniel looks like the host of a horrible podcast
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mike McDaniel looks like the host of a horrible podcast
people love to see me next tuesday
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
people love to see me next tuesday
the more I learn about tech bros the more I think the jocks were right to stuff these dweebs in a locker
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the more I learn about tech bros the more I think the jocks were right to stuff these dweebs in a locker
Williams Sonoma needs to calm tf down
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Williams Sonoma needs to calm tf down
hate it when people brag about their extravaganzas when some of us don’t have any vaganzas at all
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
hate it when people brag about their extravaganzas when some of us don’t have any vaganzas at all
implied existence riffers when they see post malone trending:
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
implied existence riffers when they see post malone trending:
they say I’m darling but they’ve never seen me darl
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
they say I’m darling but they’ve never seen me darl
I can’t believe “burpees” were invented by a guy named Royal Huddleston Burpee while “sippies” was invented by a sex pest
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I can’t believe “burpees” were invented by a guy named Royal Huddleston Burpee while “sippies” was invented by a sex pest
almost time to sous vide the turkey in the dishwasher
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
almost time to sous vide the turkey in the dishwasher
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Best of luck on Break-Up with-Your-High-School-Boyfriend-or-Girlfriend-After-Three-Months-of-College week, kiddos!
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Best of luck on Break-Up with-Your-High-School-Boyfriend-or-Girlfriend-After-Three-Months-of-College week, kiddos!
how are things? still weird?
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
how are things? still weird?
some days playing in the symphony are chill but other days you wake up and choose violins
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
some days playing in the symphony are chill but other days you wake up and choose violins
Football guys love two things: doing football and helping you save on home and auto insurance
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Football guys love two things: doing football and helping you save on home and auto insurance
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always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
ngl I thought he was gonna get disappeared off that plane not whatever the fuck that was
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
ngl I thought he was gonna get disappeared off that plane not whatever the fuck that was
doctors don’t want to look in your ear anymore, no matter how much loose change your uncle says is in there
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
doctors don’t want to look in your ear anymore, no matter how much loose change your uncle says is in there
you don’t have to tell everyone you got diarrhea at taco bell. you can just say cheesy fiesta bowl
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
you don’t have to tell everyone you got diarrhea at taco bell. you can just say cheesy fiesta bowl
Can someone lend me £60,000 to £120,000? It’s for important science!
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Can someone lend me £60,000 to £120,000? It’s for important science!
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I’ve never had to ask ChatGPT anything I have a phone full of autistic people with hyperfixations, I can just ask *them* about the Mayerling Incident
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’ve never had to ask ChatGPT anything I have a phone full of autistic people with hyperfixations, I can just ask *them* about the Mayerling Incident
The word "eclair" is short for "electronic Claire". Not many people know this.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The word "eclair" is short for "electronic Claire". Not many people know this.
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[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
The relationship between Bluesky’s leadership and their users has many parallels to the plot of Major League (1989). When vegas showgirl inherits a struggling baseball team she desperately wants to sell, she makes every effort to sabotage her ragtag team of players from stacking W’s. In this essay,
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The relationship between Bluesky’s leadership and their users has many parallels to the plot of Major League (1989). When vegas showgirl inherits a struggling baseball team she desperately wants to sell, she makes every effort to sabotage her ragtag team of players from stacking W’s. In this essay,
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Explain my joke to me please I didn’t get it the first time
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Explain my joke to me please I didn’t get it the first time
thought leader in the sandwiches for lunch industry
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
thought leader in the sandwiches for lunch industry