Giraud, seasonal candy edition
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ngl I thought he was gonna get disappeared off that plane not whatever the fuck that was
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
ngl I thought he was gonna get disappeared off that plane not whatever the fuck that was
doctors don’t want to look in your ear anymore, no matter how much loose change your uncle says is in there
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
doctors don’t want to look in your ear anymore, no matter how much loose change your uncle says is in there
you don’t have to tell everyone you got diarrhea at taco bell. you can just say cheesy fiesta bowl
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
you don’t have to tell everyone you got diarrhea at taco bell. you can just say cheesy fiesta bowl
Can someone lend me £60,000 to £120,000? It’s for important science!
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Can someone lend me £60,000 to £120,000? It’s for important science!
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I’ve never had to ask ChatGPT anything I have a phone full of autistic people with hyperfixations, I can just ask *them* about the Mayerling Incident
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’ve never had to ask ChatGPT anything I have a phone full of autistic people with hyperfixations, I can just ask *them* about the Mayerling Incident
The word "eclair" is short for "electronic Claire". Not many people know this.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The word "eclair" is short for "electronic Claire". Not many people know this.
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[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
[sinking in quicksand]
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
me: oh no
wife: we’ll be fine if we just remain still and wait for help
me: ok
[mambo no. 5 starts to play]
me: OH NO
The relationship between Bluesky’s leadership and their users has many parallels to the plot of Major League (1989). When vegas showgirl inherits a struggling baseball team she desperately wants to sell, she makes every effort to sabotage her ragtag team of players from stacking W’s. In this essay,
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The relationship between Bluesky’s leadership and their users has many parallels to the plot of Major League (1989). When vegas showgirl inherits a struggling baseball team she desperately wants to sell, she makes every effort to sabotage her ragtag team of players from stacking W’s. In this essay,
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Explain my joke to me please I didn’t get it the first time
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Explain my joke to me please I didn’t get it the first time
thought leader in the sandwiches for lunch industry
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
thought leader in the sandwiches for lunch industry
Foisting the beatles on gen z is like trying to get grunge-era teens to listen to the Glenn Miller orchestra
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Foisting the beatles on gen z is like trying to get grunge-era teens to listen to the Glenn Miller orchestra
Sean McVay is playing chess when everyone else is playing checkers, and that’s a great way to lose at checkers
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Sean McVay is playing chess when everyone else is playing checkers, and that’s a great way to lose at checkers
I can’t believe they made kesha sell tiktok to china
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I can’t believe they made kesha sell tiktok to china
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Perhaps the real frankensteins were the monsters we made along the way
I’ve decided it’s called “Frankensteins” and you’re all just gonna have to deal with that
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Perhaps the real frankensteins were the monsters we made along the way
Perhaps the real frankensteins were the monsters we made along the way
I’ve decided it’s called “Frankensteins” and you’re all just gonna have to deal with that
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Perhaps the real frankensteins were the monsters we made along the way
frankensteins and mummies are cousins and shouldn’t be made to fight for your entertainment. Also werewolves are just how ancient sumerians explained PMS, ama
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
frankensteins and mummies are cousins and shouldn’t be made to fight for your entertainment. Also werewolves are just how ancient sumerians explained PMS, ama
(me after seeing Disney’s Hall of Presidents exhibit) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
(me after seeing Disney’s Hall of Presidents exhibit) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
whomst among us?
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
whomst among us?
The reviews are in!
Your posts are dangerous. I came here for socializing and instead I’m learning French fart linguistics.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The reviews are in!
Some of you already know that “Chat GPT” sounds like “cat, I farted” in French.
But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Some of you already know that “Chat GPT” sounds like “cat, I farted” in French.
But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
sloppy joes aren’t sloppy enough, we need slurpy joes
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
sloppy joes aren’t sloppy enough, we need slurpy joes
I’m starting to think this Jimmy Epstein character might have been a bad egg
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m starting to think this Jimmy Epstein character might have been a bad egg
what is the brain if not a large steam-powered device that clacks and judders as it trundles along? what is a skeet if not the periodic venting of the valves, monitored by the goblins who pilot it, to prevent the contraption from exploding?
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
what is the brain if not a large steam-powered device that clacks and judders as it trundles along? what is a skeet if not the periodic venting of the valves, monitored by the goblins who pilot it, to prevent the contraption from exploding?
the mobject of your affection
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the mobject of your affection