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Avatar is from “Wake and Sea” by Corey Arnold
What should I wear for an evening of eating out?
What’s the serving size for dick?
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What should I wear for an evening of eating out?
The sommelier said I wasn’t a vintage worth sampling, do you think that’s an aloofemism?
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
The guy in my DM said he wanted to see me naked, do you think that’s a stupidphemism
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The sommelier said I wasn’t a vintage worth sampling, do you think that’s an aloofemism?
I’d think about getting pegged if it wasn’t for the penetration
I’d think about being a lesbian if it wasn’t for the box-licking
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’d think about getting pegged if it wasn’t for the penetration
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🎶 "Well I saw one Mr Lon Chaney yes he was walking he was gallivanting with the Queen and her retinue yes and I wondered whether their bodies were in a performance a stark imitation of the Werewolf of London." 🎶
Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” by James Joyce
1 The shaggy, hunched Werewolf of London stalked the Soho street in the rain, carrying in his left hand a neatly folded Chinese menu pale as birch ...
buff.ly
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🎶 "Well I saw one Mr Lon Chaney yes he was walking he was gallivanting with the Queen and her retinue yes and I wondered whether their bodies were in a performance a stark imitation of the Werewolf of London." 🎶
Pop Cocks
Pork Peppermint Patties
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Tit Kat
Tit Kat
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Pop Cocks
Change one letter, ruin a candy
On Henry!
On Henry!
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Tit Kat
Tit Kat
change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
On Henry!
On Henry!
George Santos promises to return all the money if the game just ends
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
George Santos promises to return all the money if the game just ends
Podcast where GenX lawyers discuss their favorite bands: Love and Dockets.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Podcast where GenX lawyers discuss their favorite bands: Love and Dockets.
M. Night Shyamylanta’s antacid for after
Quentin TaranTotino’s Pizza Rolls
October 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
M. Night Shyamylanta’s antacid for after
Francis Ford Capocollopola’s cured meats
Quentin TaranTotino’s Pizza Rolls
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Francis Ford Capocollopola’s cured meats
🎶Return of the Mack(inac Island tourists)🎶
🎶Return of the Mack(rib)🎶
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
🎶Return of the Mack(inac Island tourists)🎶
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your sexy bananas.
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your sexy bananas.
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I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
“Yeah, reverse cowgirl is my favorite, too”
October 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
“Yeah, reverse cowgirl is my favorite, too”
Mash up bands:
Fleetwood Mouse
Fleetwood Mouse
October 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Mash up bands:
Fleetwood Mouse
Fleetwood Mouse
When things are stupid, I decompress by watching “The Boondock Taints”
Jesus Christ of Latter Day Taints is this anything (besides stupid?)
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When things are stupid, I decompress by watching “The Boondock Taints”
Moosky for dairy farmers
Accruesky for investors
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Moosky for dairy farmers
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I try to build my life around things that are permanent and meaningful exactly for times like this moment in history. I plan to lean into them now more than ever. Nature, my friends, kindness, doing service, love, making art. Those give life balance and comfort, through anything.
July 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I try to build my life around things that are permanent and meaningful exactly for times like this moment in history. I plan to lean into them now more than ever. Nature, my friends, kindness, doing service, love, making art. Those give life balance and comfort, through anything.
Newer Order
March 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Newer Order
February 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m at the movies for the final installment of this month’s Hitchcock retrospective and the theater is full of really old people and it’s actually kind of sweet
January 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m at the movies for the final installment of this month’s Hitchcock retrospective and the theater is full of really old people and it’s actually kind of sweet
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Roberto Clemente getting frustrated after back-to-back pitches out of the zone in the All Star Game.
And, then Clemente gets a pitch to hit...and puts it in the upper deck.
And, then Clemente gets a pitch to hit...and puts it in the upper deck.
December 31, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Roberto Clemente getting frustrated after back-to-back pitches out of the zone in the All Star Game.
And, then Clemente gets a pitch to hit...and puts it in the upper deck.
And, then Clemente gets a pitch to hit...and puts it in the upper deck.