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Kyle

@kbeatt.com

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"It's really easy to get what you want, but really hard to get what you need." - Me It could be worse 🤷🏾‍♂️ Philly 4 for 4 ⚾🏈🏒🏀 Gifs are my primary method of communication

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Kyle @kbeatt.com · Aug 22

My best friend left me unexpectedly last night. Kelsey was an amazing dog. We were the perfect team. She was not too needy but always ready for an adventurous walk around the block or to the field for an hour of fetch. My house is too quiet now. I'm really going to miss her 💔💔

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Kyle @kbeatt.com · 6h

Carson Wentz is stealing millions of dollars right in front of everyone and nothing can be done to stop him

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 6h

The Thunder are going to play 2 OTs every game

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Kyle @kbeatt.com · 6h

If it was me at running back, yes

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 6h

The packaging is amazing but the contents inside are a dry dog turd

Law Murray 📘 @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social · 6h

The new Clippers opening credits

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 6h

Spend it when they need to

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 9h

What’s it like inside your head?

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Kyle @kbeatt.com · 9h

Oh Meech. How did you miss that?

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 9h

I change the channel for 1 minute and the Flyers give up a goal

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Kyle @kbeatt.com · 9h

Tyson scored already??!!

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 10h

a cartoon of a man standing next to a bulldozer that says that 's it

Alt: a cartoon of a man standing next to a bulldozer that says that 's it

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Kyle @kbeatt.com · 12h

I don't really care about the White House and what happens to it. Tear the whole thing down and move the Capitol back to Philly

snoop dogg is holding a glass of whiskey and talking to a woman .

Alt: snoop dogg is holding a glass of whiskey and talking to a woman .

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 12h

the way he says “after” is pure hoagiemouth

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 1d

Joe Flacco has a new perspective with age 😂

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Kyle @kbeatt.com · 14h

She can't felate

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 14h

Say what??

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 14h

Either Marge Simpson or Angelina Jolie and nothing in-between

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 14h

What? He had a "tough night"

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 14h

Maybe you will meet someone who shares your love of cliff diving

Kyle @kbeatt.com · 14h

All they do is this weird "yes, and" improv when you ask them anything

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14h

Reporter: Any more details on the president's Walter Reed visit? The doctor mentioned advanced imaging. What procedure was he referring to?

Leavitt: Advanced imaging is something that presidents receive and people receive when they go to the doctor.