Kyle
@kbeatt.com
"It's really easy to get what you want, but really hard to get what you need." - Me
It could be worse 🤷🏾♂️
Philly 4 for 4 ⚾🏈🏒🏀
Gifs are my primary method of communication
It could be worse 🤷🏾♂️
Philly 4 for 4 ⚾🏈🏒🏀
Gifs are my primary method of communication
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Kyle
@kbeatt.com
· Aug 22
My best friend left me unexpectedly last night. Kelsey was an amazing dog. We were the perfect team. She was not too needy but always ready for an adventurous walk around the block or to the field for an hour of fetch. My house is too quiet now. I'm really going to miss her 💔💔
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
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This 👇🏻
I'm a Rocky stan, and in the first Rocky, there's no wack-ass statue on the museum steps. The whole point is you can run up the steps and pretend you're Rocky
The Philadelphia Art Commission will review a proposal today backed by Mayor Parker to keep Stallone's Rocky statute at the top of the Art Museum steps permanently and give the one at the bottom to him in return.
It's clear how a lot of us feel about this. 1/4
www.inquirer.com/columnists/r...
It's clear how a lot of us feel about this. 1/4
www.inquirer.com/columnists/r...
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This 👇🏻
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Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
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December 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Banning social media for kids under 16 won't stop them from using it. Children will always find a way to connect with each other. Plus, they are only targeting the big companies for the ban. The kids will find a smaller platform to use or get around the ban
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Banning social media for kids under 16 won't stop them from using it. Children will always find a way to connect with each other. Plus, they are only targeting the big companies for the ban. The kids will find a smaller platform to use or get around the ban
Today would be a good day for it to happen
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Today would be a good day for it to happen
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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I’m so glad we re-signed Jyke Sxgwarvwr. Can’t wait to watch many, many more Sxgwarbombs at The Bank 🙂↕️
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m so glad we re-signed Jyke Sxgwarvwr. Can’t wait to watch many, many more Sxgwarbombs at The Bank 🙂↕️
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December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I didn't know that Carter Hart was on Vegas. You know that means Vegas is winning The Cup because the hockey gods hate Philadelphia
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I didn't know that Carter Hart was on Vegas. You know that means Vegas is winning The Cup because the hockey gods hate Philadelphia
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Woke ass conservatives
There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Woke ass conservatives
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is he a doctor on the side?
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is he a doctor on the side?
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Phillies photoshops until baseball is back - December 9
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Phillies photoshops until baseball is back - December 9
Gotta go all in for 2026. There won't even be baseball in 2027
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Gotta go all in for 2026. There won't even be baseball in 2027
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Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Can someone extend me?
Breaking: The Phillies have extended the contract of manager Rob Thomson through the 2027 season.
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Can someone extend me?
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I know some people who will be very happy about this news (Barbara especially).
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I know some people who will be very happy about this news (Barbara especially).
I hope the Phils can trade for or produce a couple young offensive players because those last two years of this contract could be rough on the field
Phillies and Kyle Schwarber have an agreement in place for a five-year, $150 million deal, a source confirmed. First reported by ESPN. Schwarber, who turns 33 in March, returns as the club’s anchor in lineup and clubhouse.
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I hope the Phils can trade for or produce a couple young offensive players because those last two years of this contract could be rough on the field