Jay
@jaydub083.bsky.social
“Writer.” Professional cynic.
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Jay
@jaydub083.bsky.social
· Aug 24
My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
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Who’s the asshole that first came up with: work five days get two off??? I just want to talk and show you my new golf club
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Who’s the asshole that first came up with: work five days get two off??? I just want to talk and show you my new golf club
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i think the worst part of becoming a werewolf would be the ingrown hairs
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i think the worst part of becoming a werewolf would be the ingrown hairs
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carrots on sticks are not part of a well-balanced diet. i know that now.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
carrots on sticks are not part of a well-balanced diet. i know that now.
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When the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song stopped and I kept singing the rest of the verses, that was not the flex I thought that would be.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
When the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song stopped and I kept singing the rest of the verses, that was not the flex I thought that would be.
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
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an alt for even better posts
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
an alt for even better posts
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introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
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Not an exceptionally good life crisis or an unbelievably low quality life crisis, but a secret third thing
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Not an exceptionally good life crisis or an unbelievably low quality life crisis, but a secret third thing
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Okay. Now. Well that was fun.
(me about to leave a place that wasn’t fun)
(me about to leave a place that wasn’t fun)
September 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Okay. Now. Well that was fun.
(me about to leave a place that wasn’t fun)
(me about to leave a place that wasn’t fun)
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Funny how guys seem to always say..
Him: “Beautiful and KNOWS sports”
like do you men hear yourselves
As if only men can appreciate sports
And they think their condescending words make us all giddy
M: “Wow idiot and misogynistic”
Him: “Beautiful and KNOWS sports”
like do you men hear yourselves
As if only men can appreciate sports
And they think their condescending words make us all giddy
M: “Wow idiot and misogynistic”
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Funny how guys seem to always say..
Him: “Beautiful and KNOWS sports”
like do you men hear yourselves
As if only men can appreciate sports
And they think their condescending words make us all giddy
M: “Wow idiot and misogynistic”
Him: “Beautiful and KNOWS sports”
like do you men hear yourselves
As if only men can appreciate sports
And they think their condescending words make us all giddy
M: “Wow idiot and misogynistic”
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Ooo I know sports babe,I’m just quiet
because I don’t want you to feel bad and doubt your whole existence as a “man”
Sshh baby eat the meatball sub it’s okay
because I don’t want you to feel bad and doubt your whole existence as a “man”
Sshh baby eat the meatball sub it’s okay
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ooo I know sports babe,I’m just quiet
because I don’t want you to feel bad and doubt your whole existence as a “man”
Sshh baby eat the meatball sub it’s okay
because I don’t want you to feel bad and doubt your whole existence as a “man”
Sshh baby eat the meatball sub it’s okay
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Sorry but we can't be friends unless you're cool with me calling you a different name that starts with the same letter at least once per year *sigh*
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sorry but we can't be friends unless you're cool with me calling you a different name that starts with the same letter at least once per year *sigh*
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sitting here enjoying my $96 DoorDash meal, knowing it woulda been $12.94 if I picked it up myself
October 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
sitting here enjoying my $96 DoorDash meal, knowing it woulda been $12.94 if I picked it up myself
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The name “Courtland Sutton” sounds like it should come with a trust fund and boat shoes.
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The name “Courtland Sutton” sounds like it should come with a trust fund and boat shoes.
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If you have a man tell him I said stfu
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you have a man tell him I said stfu
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The enemy of my enemy is not my friend but just an enemy that I will have to fight another day.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The enemy of my enemy is not my friend but just an enemy that I will have to fight another day.
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you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
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I love saying motherfucker. It feels really mean in a derogatory way. I like that. I really do.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I love saying motherfucker. It feels really mean in a derogatory way. I like that. I really do.
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Sharks, I’m here today to ask: do you guys have any rich friends?
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sharks, I’m here today to ask: do you guys have any rich friends?
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Person: So, how would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally, I guess.
Me: Verbally, I guess.
October 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Person: So, how would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally, I guess.
Me: Verbally, I guess.
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Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
I’d like to remove the phone app from my phone.
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’d like to remove the phone app from my phone.
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We are truly in a golden age of whatever this shit is.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We are truly in a golden age of whatever this shit is.
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If you don't succeed on your first try, don't try again. It's just a waste of time.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If you don't succeed on your first try, don't try again. It's just a waste of time.