Viv
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
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Viv
@v.milcom.in
· Jan 27
I spend 30 minutes choosing the right podcast episode or youtube video before bedtime only to fall asleep as soon as the intro is done.
I stayed wired for 30 days and the results shocked me.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I stayed wired for 30 days and the results shocked me.
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you call it songs, i call it therapy
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you call it songs, i call it therapy
A Sunday with nothing to do? In this economy?
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
A Sunday with nothing to do? In this economy?
I'll be your Secret Santa. (Threatening)
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I'll be your Secret Santa. (Threatening)
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hyping myself up, let’s fucking gooooo (to the store)
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
hyping myself up, let’s fucking gooooo (to the store)
I think my elbows wanted to make knock knock jokes when I tried doing push ups.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I think my elbows wanted to make knock knock jokes when I tried doing push ups.
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You can explain something to a man that he's never heard of before and two days later he will try to teach it to you like you've never heard of it before
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You can explain something to a man that he's never heard of before and two days later he will try to teach it to you like you've never heard of it before
I still dead name apps while searching for them on the phone.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I still dead name apps while searching for them on the phone.
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[eating banana bread] “wow, this is delicious, what other rotten fruit can we bake.”
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
[eating banana bread] “wow, this is delicious, what other rotten fruit can we bake.”
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I love a good soup joke. Pho real
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love a good soup joke. Pho real
I'm so socialist and egalitarian, I let several people live rent free in my head.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm so socialist and egalitarian, I let several people live rent free in my head.
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I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
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the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
I woke up early to beat the traffic in my kitchen.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I woke up early to beat the traffic in my kitchen.
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it’s bad for your health to be alive
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
it’s bad for your health to be alive
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I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
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Can the dystopia be a bit cooler at least.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can the dystopia be a bit cooler at least.
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The only time I experience racism is ordering Indian food when they say "how spicy, 1-5" and I say "5" and they say "five?"
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The only time I experience racism is ordering Indian food when they say "how spicy, 1-5" and I say "5" and they say "five?"
The only way I can be interested in Toastmasters is if it concerns sliced bread.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The only way I can be interested in Toastmasters is if it concerns sliced bread.
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Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
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The fact that Guns N' Roses never made a Christmas album called "Welcome to the Jingle" makes me absolutely furious.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The fact that Guns N' Roses never made a Christmas album called "Welcome to the Jingle" makes me absolutely furious.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
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Remember this holiday season, ghosting is the best gift you can give or receive.
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Remember this holiday season, ghosting is the best gift you can give or receive.
I've got nothing to say. Please respond.
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've got nothing to say. Please respond.
Ever wanted to cut off the world and cry for a few hours?
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ever wanted to cut off the world and cry for a few hours?