Viv
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
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Viv
@v.milcom.in
· Jan 27
I spend 30 minutes choosing the right podcast episode or youtube video before bedtime only to fall asleep as soon as the intro is done.
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Remember those Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes.
Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Remember those Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes.
Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes.
I got punished for pushing the battery in. They pressed charges.
December 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I got punished for pushing the battery in. They pressed charges.
Maybe the new OS update that slows down every app will fix me.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Maybe the new OS update that slows down every app will fix me.
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Is it an India specific feature of Bluesky where it's One Nation, One Notification?
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Is it an India specific feature of Bluesky where it's One Nation, One Notification?
I sometimes like the post before reading it fully.
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I sometimes like the post before reading it fully.
On a conference call for the last 8 hours.
Me: I'm ready to conquer the world today!
Production outage at work: Not on my watch.
Production outage at work: Not on my watch.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
On a conference call for the last 8 hours.
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A rare joke that works in English, French, and Malayalam! @mujib.bsky.social
PARCE QU’IL A DES PROBLÈMES.
Est-Ce que vous savez pourquoi le livre de maths est toujours triste?
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
A rare joke that works in English, French, and Malayalam! @mujib.bsky.social
I'm playing podcast episodes to spam callers today.
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm playing podcast episodes to spam callers today.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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*said life.
“I am sorry,” said Frog.
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
*said life.
For this game, everyone gets one full deck of cards.
It's a big deal.
It's a big deal.
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
For this game, everyone gets one full deck of cards.
It's a big deal.
It's a big deal.
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it’s nice to mute you too
October 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
it’s nice to mute you too
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A three word love story:
I've got biryani.
I've got biryani.
A three word love story:
I made coffee.
I made coffee.
A three word love story:
I got you
I got you
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A three word love story:
I've got biryani.
I've got biryani.
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All we needed were fighters who could fight tooth and nail; all we got were reactionaries, ready to debate every non-issue.
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
All we needed were fighters who could fight tooth and nail; all we got were reactionaries, ready to debate every non-issue.
I refuse to send a copy of my certificates through a telephone line and now I'm being accused of fax evasion.
I refused to listen to smug, self-indulgent smooth jazz and now I’m being accused of sax evasion.
I refused to listen to a smug, self-indulgent white guy’s podcast (despite a Malayali cohost) and now I’m being accused of Dax evasion.
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I refuse to send a copy of my certificates through a telephone line and now I'm being accused of fax evasion.
Me: I'm ready to conquer the world today!
Production outage at work: Not on my watch.
Production outage at work: Not on my watch.
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me: I'm ready to conquer the world today!
Production outage at work: Not on my watch.
Production outage at work: Not on my watch.
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I got this grip strength by holding grudges.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I got this grip strength by holding grudges.
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let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant
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comic sans is the ketchup of fonts
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
comic sans is the ketchup of fonts
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I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
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Kicking plastic out of cookware is one of the easiest changes that Indian cookery can do. Iron tawa, steel kadhai, boom! You're done.
Celebrity chefs told Californians that PFAS-coated pans were “safe,” and successfully lobbied Gavin Newsom to veto a bill phasing them out
They didn’t mention they all sell PFAS-coated pans.
New joint investigation with @mirandagreen.bsky.social and @atmosmag.bsky.social is out:
They didn’t mention they all sell PFAS-coated pans.
New joint investigation with @mirandagreen.bsky.social and @atmosmag.bsky.social is out:
Why are famous chefs fighting PFAS bans?
The answer, in retrospect, is obvious—and it’s part of a larger campaign to stop bans on Teflon cookware nationwide.
heated.world
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Kicking plastic out of cookware is one of the easiest changes that Indian cookery can do. Iron tawa, steel kadhai, boom! You're done.
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I saw a few dribbling babies in the coffee shop today and I called them the 'salivation army' lol and that's another business I'm banned from in my town.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I saw a few dribbling babies in the coffee shop today and I called them the 'salivation army' lol and that's another business I'm banned from in my town.
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hey are you made of stardust bc my eyes sparkle when I look at you
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
hey are you made of stardust bc my eyes sparkle when I look at you
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wanna converse about everything later
*slips on Chuck Taylors
*slips on Chuck Taylors
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
wanna converse about everything later
*slips on Chuck Taylors
*slips on Chuck Taylors