Viv
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
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Viv
@v.milcom.in
· Jan 27
I spend 30 minutes choosing the right podcast episode or youtube video before bedtime only to fall asleep as soon as the intro is done.
Did you hear about the person who got terrified after witnessing a giant wave? He couldn't unsea it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Did you hear about the person who got terrified after witnessing a giant wave? He couldn't unsea it.
Alexa, make these meetings into an obituary. #deathtomeetings
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Alexa, make these meetings into an obituary. #deathtomeetings
Today, I want to remain distracted because the other option would be destroying something.
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Today, I want to remain distracted because the other option would be destroying something.
Maslow's Hierarchy of social media apps.
Maslow's Hierarchy of Botox
Maslow's Hierarchy of Cosmetic Surgery
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Maslow's Hierarchy of social media apps.
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A movie about Dr Pimple Popper, call it the Exorcyst
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A movie about Dr Pimple Popper, call it the Exorcyst
Stuck like a guava seed between teeth.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Stuck like a guava seed between teeth.
I don't know what kinda crime I committed in my past life to be unable to sleep well on my remote work days and oversleep on my in-office days.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don't know what kinda crime I committed in my past life to be unable to sleep well on my remote work days and oversleep on my in-office days.
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I made you this feetloaf, please respond
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I made you this feetloaf, please respond
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thank goodness for texting
*every socially awkward person
*every socially awkward person
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
thank goodness for texting
*every socially awkward person
*every socially awkward person
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got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
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this vacation could've been a link to the gift shop
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
this vacation could've been a link to the gift shop
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I made you a pic-zza of me, please respond
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I made you a pic-zza of me, please respond
Wake up babe, the new dew just dropped.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wake up babe, the new dew just dropped.
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me: my hopes and dreams mostly involve you, me and a gallon of whipped cream and jello
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
me: my hopes and dreams mostly involve you, me and a gallon of whipped cream and jello
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
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Story of my entire … ooh look, a Sasquatch!
Today, I was a man on a mission to stay distracted.
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Story of my entire … ooh look, a Sasquatch!
Today, I was a man on a mission to stay distracted.
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Today, I was a man on a mission to stay distracted.
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My cause of death will involve me trying to get to that one itchy spot in the middle of my back.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My cause of death will involve me trying to get to that one itchy spot in the middle of my back.
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real missed opportunity calling it immaculate conception when holy fuck was right there smdh
December 9, 2024 at 1:52 PM
real missed opportunity calling it immaculate conception when holy fuck was right there smdh
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*wife gets home while I'm eating dinner alone*
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
*wife gets home while I'm eating dinner alone*
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
All I want for Christmas is Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
All I want for Christmas is Christmas.
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The All Staff Meeting That Just Kept Going - a Horror story
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The All Staff Meeting That Just Kept Going - a Horror story
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Two wrongs don’t make a right. But three lefts do.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Two wrongs don’t make a right. But three lefts do.
Coffee so good, it made me thirsty in the rainy weather.
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Coffee so good, it made me thirsty in the rainy weather.
Not my Christmas, not my tree.
Not my boughs, not my holly.
Not my staring, not my abyss
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not my Christmas, not my tree.
How do I find the admins of the shimeji.us-east.host.bsky.network PDS? There's a known issue where my friends on there can't reply to my posts (because I'm on a private PDS) and Bsky support said I have to contact them to resolve that.
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
How do I find the admins of the shimeji.us-east.host.bsky.network PDS? There's a known issue where my friends on there can't reply to my posts (because I'm on a private PDS) and Bsky support said I have to contact them to resolve that.