Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ!
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Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
· Feb 8
Seriously, why would you use an axe to grind? Pick up the pestle, moron. What? No, YOU’RE an idiom!
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Everything about contemporary Indian politics makes sense when one sees that the country is auto-colonising.
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Everything about contemporary Indian politics makes sense when one sees that the country is auto-colonising.
Fascinating discussion. Made me reconsider my assumptions and biases. Placed a hold at the library for the book “Do Aliens Speak Physics?”
Mindscape 334 | Daniel Whiteson @danielwhiteson.bsky.social on the Physics of and by Aliens. #MindscapePodcast
www.preposterousuniverse.com/podcast/2025...
www.preposterousuniverse.com/podcast/2025...
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Fascinating discussion. Made me reconsider my assumptions and biases. Placed a hold at the library for the book “Do Aliens Speak Physics?”
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Counting Crows could put out a song about counting crows, but Smashing Pumpkins never did a song about smashing pumpkins.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Counting Crows could put out a song about counting crows, but Smashing Pumpkins never did a song about smashing pumpkins.
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
The conclave has concluded. Toronto Dominion has chosen a new Pope.
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The conclave has concluded. Toronto Dominion has chosen a new Pope.
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The fact that the Oxford English Dictionary picked "rage bait" as the 2025 Word of the Year is rage bait in itself.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The fact that the Oxford English Dictionary picked "rage bait" as the 2025 Word of the Year is rage bait in itself.
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Apparently Spielberg asked Tom Stoppard to write the screenplay for Jaws, but Tom said he couldn’t as he was writing a play for the BBC.
"I'm offering you a fortune to collaborate with me on a Hollywood blockbuster, and you turn me down to write a play for BBC TV?"
"No," Tom said, "BBC Radio."
"I'm offering you a fortune to collaborate with me on a Hollywood blockbuster, and you turn me down to write a play for BBC TV?"
"No," Tom said, "BBC Radio."
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Apparently Spielberg asked Tom Stoppard to write the screenplay for Jaws, but Tom said he couldn’t as he was writing a play for the BBC.
"I'm offering you a fortune to collaborate with me on a Hollywood blockbuster, and you turn me down to write a play for BBC TV?"
"No," Tom said, "BBC Radio."
"I'm offering you a fortune to collaborate with me on a Hollywood blockbuster, and you turn me down to write a play for BBC TV?"
"No," Tom said, "BBC Radio."
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Congratulations. You've all achieved what Ronald Regan could never - drugs are now officially uncool.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Congratulations. You've all achieved what Ronald Regan could never - drugs are now officially uncool.
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Annual reminder that it’s called Cyber Monday because we kind of didn’t used to have internet at home, at least not high-speed broadband. So you’d spend the morning at work, on your “lightning fast” 1.5Mbps connection, exercising the still-new novelty of buying stuff online.
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Annual reminder that it’s called Cyber Monday because we kind of didn’t used to have internet at home, at least not high-speed broadband. So you’d spend the morning at work, on your “lightning fast” 1.5Mbps connection, exercising the still-new novelty of buying stuff online.
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Did you know that IBM punch cards were the same size as dollar bills because IBM took over machines that railroads used to count dollar bills?
Did you know that the mayday call originated from the French "m'aider"?
My life is an unfettered disaster but my mind is full of useless trivia.
Did you know that the mayday call originated from the French "m'aider"?
My life is an unfettered disaster but my mind is full of useless trivia.
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Did you know that IBM punch cards were the same size as dollar bills because IBM took over machines that railroads used to count dollar bills?
Did you know that the mayday call originated from the French "m'aider"?
My life is an unfettered disaster but my mind is full of useless trivia.
Did you know that the mayday call originated from the French "m'aider"?
My life is an unfettered disaster but my mind is full of useless trivia.
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Nakatomi Plaza walked so Aubrey Plaza could run.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nakatomi Plaza walked so Aubrey Plaza could run.
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All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
Must be the parts that deal with the Moon landing.
After undergoing a brain scan, Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn that there are 'holes' showing 'low activity' in her frontal lobe: 'That just can't be.'
Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn her brain has 'low activity'
After undergoing a brain scan, Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn that there are 'holes' showing 'low activity' in her frontal lobe: 'That just can't be.'
bit.ly
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Must be the parts that deal with the Moon landing.
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Clueless survivors who'd opt for non-survival if a painless way for it can exist
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Clueless survivors who'd opt for non-survival if a painless way for it can exist
French vanilla is just regular vanilla, but with more tongue—smoking a baguette, pedaling a beret, wearing escargot shorts. Or something. A certain je ne sais quoi, if you will.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
French vanilla is just regular vanilla, but with more tongue—smoking a baguette, pedaling a beret, wearing escargot shorts. Or something. A certain je ne sais quoi, if you will.
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When I play "two truths and a lie," I always tell three truths. So I know what to change about myself.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When I play "two truths and a lie," I always tell three truths. So I know what to change about myself.
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I've never understood the phrase "ignorance is bliss" and that makes me very happy.
August 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've never understood the phrase "ignorance is bliss" and that makes me very happy.
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Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.
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And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
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I didn’t cook a turkey but I’m doing my bit for cultural assimilation by dumping cooking oil down the sink.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I didn’t cook a turkey but I’m doing my bit for cultural assimilation by dumping cooking oil down the sink.
Thanks to Conan O’Brien (and Sona, of course), I learned about the mysterious phenomenon of “BBL smell,” and my life has changed. Why should I hoard this fabulous bit of knowledge? To share is to care.
'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds
For a surgery that’s supposed to boost your confidence, the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) comes with a dirty little secret...
www.vice.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Thanks to Conan O’Brien (and Sona, of course), I learned about the mysterious phenomenon of “BBL smell,” and my life has changed. Why should I hoard this fabulous bit of knowledge? To share is to care.
Latest child porridge grifter from Kerala: 13-year-old Habel Anwar, complete with unverified US university affiliations + nonexistent “Alchemy” papers. How original. The media, as usual, swallowed it whole. I’m just an armchair physicist, but even I could smell the horse manure from across the seas.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Latest child porridge grifter from Kerala: 13-year-old Habel Anwar, complete with unverified US university affiliations + nonexistent “Alchemy” papers. How original. The media, as usual, swallowed it whole. I’m just an armchair physicist, but even I could smell the horse manure from across the seas.
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There should be a William H. Macy’s parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There should be a William H. Macy’s parade
Nope—space, and even most of our dear planet Earth, is actually Stepmother Nature. Makes more sense now, doesn’t it? We are resilient, oftentimes reluctant, survivors.
Is it still Mother Nature in outer space?
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Nope—space, and even most of our dear planet Earth, is actually Stepmother Nature. Makes more sense now, doesn’t it? We are resilient, oftentimes reluctant, survivors.