Slim Basinger
@theselittlemusings.bsky.social
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Me: you're probably going to hate yourself if you do that
Also me: way ahead of you
Also me: way ahead of you
I hustled too hard and now I’m being accused of slack evasion.
I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I hustled too hard and now I’m being accused of slack evasion.
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I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
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Just when you thought things couldn't get worse they started saying "welcome in" at stores
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse they started saying "welcome in" at stores
I tried staying off of joke bsky and now I’m being accused of cracks evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I tried staying off of joke bsky and now I’m being accused of cracks evasion.
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I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
Me: you're probably going to hate yourself if you do that
Also me: way ahead of you
Also me: way ahead of you
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Me: you're probably going to hate yourself if you do that
Also me: way ahead of you
Also me: way ahead of you
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You are not fully developed at 25.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You are not fully developed at 25.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
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why does my brain want to start the day in the middle of the night
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
why does my brain want to start the day in the middle of the night
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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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I like to welcome the holiday season
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I like to welcome the holiday season
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
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I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
February 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
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clothing: hand wash only
me tossing it into the washing machine: may the odds be ever in your favor
me tossing it into the washing machine: may the odds be ever in your favor
October 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
clothing: hand wash only
me tossing it into the washing machine: may the odds be ever in your favor
me tossing it into the washing machine: may the odds be ever in your favor
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What am I doing for the holidays? I don’t even know when I’m going to bed
December 6, 2024 at 5:44 AM
What am I doing for the holidays? I don’t even know when I’m going to bed
Big Sad is wild because it convinces you getting out of bed is a side quest you’re under-level for
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Big Sad is wild because it convinces you getting out of bed is a side quest you’re under-level for
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The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The fuck is a jingle horse
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Can't..I'm in a situationship with myself.
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can't..I'm in a situationship with myself.
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The creation myth of cats is called Genesispspspsps.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The creation myth of cats is called Genesispspspsps.
Unfortunately, it appears I’ll survive this year.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Unfortunately, it appears I’ll survive this year.
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hearing a crunch as I sit
"I found my glasses"
"I found my glasses"
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
hearing a crunch as I sit
"I found my glasses"
"I found my glasses"
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Words can hurt, so choose your words wisely you fuckin piece of shit
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Words can hurt, so choose your words wisely you fuckin piece of shit
Thinking about kissing the side walk from a high rise on NYE. Idk. What are your plans?
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thinking about kissing the side walk from a high rise on NYE. Idk. What are your plans?
I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
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Hibernating through the holidays.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hibernating through the holidays.
My resting heart rate is “did I leave the stove on?”
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My resting heart rate is “did I leave the stove on?”
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DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?