Pinned
Me: you're probably going to hate yourself if you do that
Also me: way ahead of you
Also me: way ahead of you
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(during sex)
no, *this* sign means live long and prosper
no, *this* sign means live long and prosper
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
(during sex)
no, *this* sign means live long and prosper
no, *this* sign means live long and prosper
@trickykat.bsky.social hey trick, if you get a chance dm me
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
@trickykat.bsky.social hey trick, if you get a chance dm me
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All the stuff I worried about this year..Happened.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
All the stuff I worried about this year..Happened.
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I left it all on the table. Obviously, we failed our health inspection.
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I left it all on the table. Obviously, we failed our health inspection.
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I hope the fences we mended
fall down beneath their own weeeeeeight
fall down beneath their own weeeeeeight
I hope 2026 sucks as much as this year did. I really hate change
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I hope the fences we mended
fall down beneath their own weeeeeeight
fall down beneath their own weeeeeeight
I hope 2026 sucks as much as this year did. I really hate change
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I hope 2026 sucks as much as this year did. I really hate change
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midwestern guys out here not washing their dupas
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
midwestern guys out here not washing their dupas
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some of you were draft-dodgers in the war on christmas and it shows.
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
some of you were draft-dodgers in the war on christmas and it shows.
You will learn to love again. That’s how the heart works.
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You will learn to love again. That’s how the heart works.
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Liquid Glass looks like 1997 came knocking
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Liquid Glass looks like 1997 came knocking
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I’ll detach him soon.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’ll detach him soon.
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*pointing stud finder at my chest* Please…I need this
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*pointing stud finder at my chest* Please…I need this
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I can't wait to see what I fuck up in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I can't wait to see what I fuck up in 2026
My New Year’s vibe is “at peace but will absolutely disappear if necessary”
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My New Year’s vibe is “at peace but will absolutely disappear if necessary”
I hustled too hard and now I’m being accused of slack evasion.
I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I hustled too hard and now I’m being accused of slack evasion.
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I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
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Just when you thought things couldn't get worse they started saying "welcome in" at stores
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse they started saying "welcome in" at stores
I tried staying off of joke bsky and now I’m being accused of cracks evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I tried staying off of joke bsky and now I’m being accused of cracks evasion.
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I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
Me: you're probably going to hate yourself if you do that
Also me: way ahead of you
Also me: way ahead of you
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Me: you're probably going to hate yourself if you do that
Also me: way ahead of you
Also me: way ahead of you
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You are not fully developed at 25.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You are not fully developed at 25.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
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why does my brain want to start the day in the middle of the night
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
why does my brain want to start the day in the middle of the night
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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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I like to welcome the holiday season
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I like to welcome the holiday season
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone