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Mal
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fuck it all or whatev
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Me: you're probably going to hate yourself if you do that

Also me: way ahead of you
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(during sex)

no, *this* sign means live long and prosper
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@trickykat.bsky.social hey trick, if you get a chance dm me
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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PSA
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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All the stuff I worried about this year..Happened.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I left it all on the table. Obviously, we failed our health inspection.
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I hope the fences we mended

fall down beneath their own weeeeeeight
I hope 2026 sucks as much as this year did. I really hate change
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I hope 2026 sucks as much as this year did. I really hate change
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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midwestern guys out here not washing their dupas
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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some of you were draft-dodgers in the war on christmas and it shows.
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You will learn to love again. That’s how the heart works.
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Liquid Glass looks like 1997 came knocking
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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I’ll detach him soon.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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*pointing stud finder at my chest* Please…I need this
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I can't wait to see what I fuck up in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My New Year’s vibe is “at peace but will absolutely disappear if necessary”
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I hustled too hard and now I’m being accused of slack evasion.
I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I jumped out the bathroom window when he shouted "Here's Johnny" and now I'm being accused of axe evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Just when you thought things couldn't get worse they started saying "welcome in" at stores
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I tried staying off of joke bsky and now I’m being accused of cracks evasion.
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me: you're probably going to hate yourself if you do that

Also me: way ahead of you
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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You are not fully developed at 25.

You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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why does my brain want to start the day in the middle of the night
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I like to welcome the holiday season
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM