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"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
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· Jul 20
Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a 💙 or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.
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You always hear about werewolves but never whywolves or whatwolves
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You always hear about werewolves but never whywolves or whatwolves
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Cat Proof Christmas Tree
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Cat Proof Christmas Tree
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Growing up, we always called your mom "Little Caesars" .
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Growing up, we always called your mom "Little Caesars" .
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
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I don’t hate The Little Drummer Boy but I do lose interest after that promisingly horny first line
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don’t hate The Little Drummer Boy but I do lose interest after that promisingly horny first line
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Happy 'Last Saturday of November,' y'all! Because next Saturday??!!?!
IS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY! 🥳
Which is the good news. The BAD news? My disability hearing originally set for two days later?
CANCELED.
I'm TRYING not to let that ruin my mood. 😫
Currently at:
$195/$620 💸💕
#disabled
#mutualaid
IS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY! 🥳
Which is the good news. The BAD news? My disability hearing originally set for two days later?
CANCELED.
I'm TRYING not to let that ruin my mood. 😫
Currently at:
$195/$620 💸💕
#disabled
#mutualaid
Morning, y'all. Unbridled optimism isn't doing its work on me today. Probably since everything from the waist down on one side is in excruciating pain. It's been 3 days running, I'm at the end of my rope. And my birthday is in TWELVE days! Anyway, I'm short:
$0/$620 💸💕
#disabled
#mutualaid
$0/$620 💸💕
#disabled
#mutualaid
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy 'Last Saturday of November,' y'all! Because next Saturday??!!?!
IS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY! 🥳
Which is the good news. The BAD news? My disability hearing originally set for two days later?
CANCELED.
I'm TRYING not to let that ruin my mood. 😫
Currently at:
$195/$620 💸💕
#disabled
#mutualaid
IS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY! 🥳
Which is the good news. The BAD news? My disability hearing originally set for two days later?
CANCELED.
I'm TRYING not to let that ruin my mood. 😫
Currently at:
$195/$620 💸💕
#disabled
#mutualaid
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Remember, when you're eating deviled eggs, you're eating Satan's testicles.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Remember, when you're eating deviled eggs, you're eating Satan's testicles.
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Cat: 👀
Human: 🫳
Cat: this bitch better not touch me 💀
Human: 👇
Cat: BAP 👊
Human: worth it 👍
Human: 🫳
Cat: this bitch better not touch me 💀
Human: 👇
Cat: BAP 👊
Human: worth it 👍
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Cat: 👀
Human: 🫳
Cat: this bitch better not touch me 💀
Human: 👇
Cat: BAP 👊
Human: worth it 👍
Human: 🫳
Cat: this bitch better not touch me 💀
Human: 👇
Cat: BAP 👊
Human: worth it 👍
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Here we go again
Apparently, my body thinks I sleep too much at night, so its telling me to drink a shit ton of water before bed.
Hourly peeing, here I come!
Hourly peeing, here I come!
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Here we go again
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If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
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This lady on TV is making popsicles with leftover wine and I'm all like,
... leftover wine?
... leftover wine?
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This lady on TV is making popsicles with leftover wine and I'm all like,
... leftover wine?
... leftover wine?
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my 5 year old was saying he didn't like ms. rachel because she wasn't pretty and i had to stop myself from saying, 'listen here, you little incel...'
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
my 5 year old was saying he didn't like ms. rachel because she wasn't pretty and i had to stop myself from saying, 'listen here, you little incel...'
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Snow: the only thing that is white and guaranteed to deliver over 8 inches...
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Snow: the only thing that is white and guaranteed to deliver over 8 inches...
Hurdling Josh has made his appearance:
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hurdling Josh has made his appearance:
"Im still punk" I say as I rub Aspercreme on my ass
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Im still punk" I say as I rub Aspercreme on my ass
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Friend: I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married did you?
I replied, "I'm not sure what was her maiden name?
I replied, "I'm not sure what was her maiden name?
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Friend: I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married did you?
I replied, "I'm not sure what was her maiden name?
I replied, "I'm not sure what was her maiden name?
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Since we’re referring to pussy, why don’t we say “eating meowt.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Since we’re referring to pussy, why don’t we say “eating meowt.”
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[almost anything happens]
me: what the fuck just happened
me: what the fuck just happened
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
[almost anything happens]
me: what the fuck just happened
me: what the fuck just happened
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Until I was 15 I thought karaoke was a person named Carrie Oakie that my uncle was going to go “do” every Thursday.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Until I was 15 I thought karaoke was a person named Carrie Oakie that my uncle was going to go “do” every Thursday.
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i'm really good at gift wrapping, so if anyone in the seattle area wants to pay me to wrap their presents, get at me. 😁🎁
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
i'm really good at gift wrapping, so if anyone in the seattle area wants to pay me to wrap their presents, get at me. 😁🎁
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Who the fuck was sitting there one day and thought "you know what I bet a lot of people would like to fuck a flashlight"?
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Who the fuck was sitting there one day and thought "you know what I bet a lot of people would like to fuck a flashlight"?
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Patrick Mahomes is like if Bugs Bunny played quarterback
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Patrick Mahomes is like if Bugs Bunny played quarterback