Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
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swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos
No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text.
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
Someone has to be the therapist. *nodnod*
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Someone has to be the therapist. *nodnod*
Happy Birthday! Turned 55 in July, which is why I am shocked I came out of this relatively unscathed.
Aging sucks batshit off cave walls.
Aging sucks batshit off cave walls.
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Happy Birthday! Turned 55 in July, which is why I am shocked I came out of this relatively unscathed.
Aging sucks batshit off cave walls.
Aging sucks batshit off cave walls.
Okay... Grace! 😂 I've tumbled down a shorter flight, trying not to step on the demon cat, and wound up with a broken wrist and a broken ankle. I'm feeling rather... I dunno... graceful, right now. Hope you're injury-free now. 🫶
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Okay... Grace! 😂 I've tumbled down a shorter flight, trying not to step on the demon cat, and wound up with a broken wrist and a broken ankle. I'm feeling rather... I dunno... graceful, right now. Hope you're injury-free now. 🫶
Thanks! I'm actually feeling... surprisingly well.
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Thanks! I'm actually feeling... surprisingly well.
Yikes! Hope you're feeling better now.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yikes! Hope you're feeling better now.
Oh yeah. I've tumbled down uncarpeted stairs, I don't mind the rug burns so much now.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh yeah. I've tumbled down uncarpeted stairs, I don't mind the rug burns so much now.
Thanks, TJ. If I actually won the jackpot, I'd die of shock. I did win 10K once upon a time in the Mega Millions. It paid for a new roof.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Thanks, TJ. If I actually won the jackpot, I'd die of shock. I did win 10K once upon a time in the Mega Millions. It paid for a new roof.
Born of practice. 🫣
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Born of practice. 🫣
*receives gratefully* Everyone has their kinks. *nod*
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
*receives gratefully* Everyone has their kinks. *nod*
Oh, ribs... ouch! 🫶
Thank you, Lisa. I hope you feel better, too.
Thank you, Lisa. I hope you feel better, too.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh, ribs... ouch! 🫶
Thank you, Lisa. I hope you feel better, too.
Thank you, Lisa. I hope you feel better, too.
Ohhh, hadn't even thought of that. *hangs head in shame*
And thank you!
And thank you!
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ohhh, hadn't even thought of that. *hangs head in shame*
And thank you!
And thank you!
Thank you! ❤️ I'm still agog at my good fortune.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thank you! ❤️ I'm still agog at my good fortune.