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Mulva 2.0

@mulva74.bsky.social

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Here for the hullabaloo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o4e2g63pfxp2tvmuqcsaxfds/feed/aaaa6ljtognhq

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 5d

I used to work at a low cost inn for young people, but I had to quit.

It was a hostel environment.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5d

tried singing for my supper and now i’m banned from applebees

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5d

what do you mean the garage isn’t for sale

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 4d

be still amidst the chaos

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 4d

Hahaha that's cute. Now try convincing your dog you get an extra hour of sleep

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Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 5d

Staying up until midnight, hoping to get in on some of this time travel.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 5d

Give us Lord our daily fiber. Forgive us our diets' lack of fruits and vegetables. Save us from the leftover Halloween candy. Now and Later, Good & Plenty. Amen.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 4d

Daylight savings is just the government’s way of gaslighting the entire nation at once.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 5d

It’s not over, I won’t let it go. 🎃

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4d

One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 8d

Sorry my seasonal depression and your period synced up and we accidentally started a coven that just cries and eats cereal for dinner.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 9d

mamas don’t let your babies grow up to waste perfectly good tator tots

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 8d

Oh come on, we both know this isn’t random, right?

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · Sep 9

Some buttons want to be pushed

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 9d

giving up jogging for shit posting my way into further mental instability

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 9d

(cat jumps in my lap) awww!

wait why are you wet

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 9d

Just carved our initials in the 31/ATLAS comet’s snack bar counter please respond

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 9d

I totally have a hot girlfriend but you wouldn’t know her she’s from mastodon

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 9d

I left the wild rice too close to the green onions and they became shyves.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 22d

I’m not attractive enough to be this obnoxious

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 28d

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Oops! Somehow, Sister Julie got mysteriously locked in her bedroom with the door nailed shut.... Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor! Let's play pin the tail on the self righteous, domineering ass. God bless.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 9d

🎶 Get down on it 🎶

~the floor, probably

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 9d

would someone pay attention to something other than the chorus of back in the saddle by Aerosmith and explain to me what that song is about

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11d

yes, i'll have one smitten please

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Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 9d

I need and will need y'all in the future.

Love.

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