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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · Jan 20

Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 23h

Thawing some circa 2021 lentil soup if you’re wondering if I’m a much of a risk taker.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 20h

I just followed somebody back.

My social interaction tolerance is done for the day.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 20h

bake, and i cannot stress this enough, me a cake

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 22h

To confront hate, it must be met with love. A brutal, killing, merciless love

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 21h

If you had a crush on Doctor Bunsen and/or Beaker, your romantic life as an adult has definitely included roleplay and accoutrements.

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PirateBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 1d

These days, it's not so easy to find an empty phone booth in which the phone starts ringing as you stroll by and you feel compelled to answer it and thus get sent on a mysterious and dangerous mission that only you can solve

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d

bluesky is dead long live bluesky or whatever idk i got nuthin 😬

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 23h

I'd ask the one that stung me, but I squashed him. Now, who's the meanie?

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23h

I was at our grocery store and they were replacing two of the freezer cases because they’ve been leaking for years. Then I saw the old freezer cases out in the parking lot and I momentarily got sentimental like Aww, all the years I’ve shopped those cases. And then I reminded myself to get a grip.

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 23h

Ooof, lil sonofabitch surprised me.

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 23h

I remain defeated when it comes to battle with a wasp.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t want to besmirch ancient catacombs but it seems like they are always harboring eerie secrets

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 1d

All right Satan! Let's hit the road

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the biscuit lady. @leenuhbee.blacksky.app · 1d

at least the trees will listen.
they always listen.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 1d

if i pay $50 to enter a haunted house, i better be a ghost by the end of it

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

A jury of your peers and other terrifying things

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

It's important to believe in something so I've chosen UFOs.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

Not to get all sexual in nature but nothing goes down harder than a cameraman in the end zone

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d

A horror film where a person (hot) is making a pb&j & starts by putting peanut butter on a slice of bread (normal) & then (sociopathically) puts the jam DIRECTLY & DISGUSTINGLY ON TOP OF THE PEANUT BUTTER INSTEAD OF ON A SEPARATE PIECE OF BREAD.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 1d

KPop Demon Hunter Smurf

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I’ll get to looking at the birch leaves and rumpled tar paper on my shed roof and all at once I understand every lyric Eddie Vedder ever sang

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

ME: [Watching Jack slide off the door to his death in Titanic] She left her boyfriend for a buoyfriend lol

WIFE: *crying* I hate you so much.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 2d

let ur skeleton out to do a little dance

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2d

I could go for some Easter candy

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

him: are you outdoorsy?
me: i’ve been outdoors

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