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Chocodile 🍫🐊 #art
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Neighbor's festive multicolor holiday lights are more Margaritaville than Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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🐳⛵🐋⛵🐳
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Some people just live to be smugly confident they always know best and I promise you 100% of the people that come off this way are not worth your time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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BREAKING: White House Thanksgiving photos reveal nobody sitting at the adult table.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Ok, for the biggest shopping weekend of the year in the US, I'm making a thread of crafters, artists and artisans.who make and sell awesome stuff. 1/
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I hope you've all feasted well
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Truth.

Especially when things are grim.

As they are.
One of the reasons i love tolkien is the theme that despair is an enemy

and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
You can be as terrified or nonplussed or unperturbed as you like; the sun will still rise tomorrow & the rent will still be due on the 31st. The world has no romantic narratives for its fate except those we invent, because the world does not die. That is our privilege.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
what do you call it when you roast a pig,
stuffed with turduckens?
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I'm just going to keep repeating that if they *actually* profiled for perpetrators of mass shootings, white men wouldn't be allowed to have guns.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
seeing some posts about boar's head, but no replies on
my comment just that the competition is taking good advantage to show off their food safety efforts
www.dietzandwatson.com/our-family/a...
food safety The Right Way | Dietz & Watson
At Dietz & Watson, food safety isn’t just a priority—it’s the foundation of everything we do.
www.dietzandwatson.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Capitalism is so smart cuz if u have lots of disposable income, u hardly ever have to see ads but if u can only afford a $8 Netflix subscription boy does Chanel at Sephora have deals 4 u and your no money
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Did I say "overlords"?
I meant "protectors"
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fortunato Godot is late for a meeting
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
dimly lit silhouette, eldritch figure with tentacles for a face
camera pulls back, over the shoulder of a horrified young boy
boy runs away
figure turns up gas on lamp, revealing a large moustachioed bald man slurping up a plate of spaghetti
mother consoles crying boy, "what's the matter, Howard?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wicked 3: Shrek
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Today is the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against women, a day of education, activism, mourning, and solidarity with other survivors. 1 in 3 women worldwide have experienced physical or sexuaI violence from an intimate partner, today and all days we must work to help change this
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Item out of stock
<clicks email me when it is in stock>

Every day:
Remember you have 20% credit for your first order!
<item i wanted not back in stock yet>
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
cool stuff. check em out.
A reminder. We preview our collection drops so people can make informed, timely purchases. There are 11 of us, our collections have over 300 items. You can preview the Black Friday collection AS WE BUILD IT here 1/2:

www.peculiarityshop.com/blackfriday2...
Black Friday | Peculiarity Shop
The Peculiarity Shop Black Friday Collection, 11/28/2025, 12pm EST.
www.peculiarityshop.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Gallivanting Gargoyles
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Goon Jabbar
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM