Turk-E
@officelinebacker.bsky.social
Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
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Behold! My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw
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Turk-E
@officelinebacker.bsky.social
· Feb 20
As an elder Gen X’er, I will call you “dude” regardless of gender or age and you will like it.
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I’m dead 😹🙀😹
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m dead 😹🙀😹
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*making chomping noises while going down on her*
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
*making chomping noises while going down on her*
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I'm about to say something controversial but I have to be honest: Today is a perfect day to throw a potato and a carrot and an onion and a meat (or meat alternative) into a pot and then boil it until it turns into a stew.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm about to say something controversial but I have to be honest: Today is a perfect day to throw a potato and a carrot and an onion and a meat (or meat alternative) into a pot and then boil it until it turns into a stew.
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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They should invent laundry that does itself.
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
They should invent laundry that does itself.
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A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
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i love it when people here take me seriously. you do realize i’m just a blathering idiot, right?
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i love it when people here take me seriously. you do realize i’m just a blathering idiot, right?
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starting a new compliment catchphrase: you’re the t. rex’s arms
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
starting a new compliment catchphrase: you’re the t. rex’s arms
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can’t, I’m pregaming *
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
can’t, I’m pregaming *
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
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could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
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You just don't see grown men twins.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You just don't see grown men twins.
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The best part of being back home is.. no pants. 🤣🤣
a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing on a bridge with the words life 's too short for pants below him
Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing on a log with the words life's too short for pants.
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The best part of being back home is.. no pants. 🤣🤣
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“You only get one shot, do no miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime…”
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“You only get one shot, do no miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime…”
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is the elephant in the room you bc girl you’re dumbo thicc.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
is the elephant in the room you bc girl you’re dumbo thicc.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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CDC website edited to say that black licorice tastes like Satan’s butthole
CDC website edited to say smallpox isn’t as dangerous as bigpox.
CDC website edited to say that 2 out of 3 realty ain’t bad
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
CDC website edited to say that black licorice tastes like Satan’s butthole
🎶Sweat baby sweat, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff only Prince would sing about
So put your hand down my pants and I’ll bet you feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, Yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up🎶
Me and you do the kind of stuff only Prince would sing about
So put your hand down my pants and I’ll bet you feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, Yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up🎶
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
🎶Sweat baby sweat, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff only Prince would sing about
So put your hand down my pants and I’ll bet you feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, Yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up🎶
Me and you do the kind of stuff only Prince would sing about
So put your hand down my pants and I’ll bet you feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, Yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up🎶
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Why do people always look at me whenever someone says “Worst case scenario…”
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Why do people always look at me whenever someone says “Worst case scenario…”
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therapist: pick your battles
me: okay helm’s deep
me: okay helm’s deep
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
therapist: pick your battles
me: okay helm’s deep
me: okay helm’s deep
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i am a swamp ass sufferer i fear
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i am a swamp ass sufferer i fear
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I'm pretty sure Frosty the Snowman is probably a Milwaukee's Best 20 pack a day beer drinker.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Frosty the Snowman is probably a Milwaukee's Best 20 pack a day beer drinker.
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Remember the late 70s when you could just go around saying “you’re a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper” to random people on the street and nobody got offended because no woke
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Remember the late 70s when you could just go around saying “you’re a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper” to random people on the street and nobody got offended because no woke
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Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.