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Anna Zand Will Haunt You

@annazand.bsky.social

3.3K followers 1.3K following 27K posts

I’m a legendary sex symbol who hasn’t died yet. I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet. NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · Sep 2

I want to be the spotlight on your disco ball.

Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Sep 2

You could be someone's light in the darkness.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 7h

Smart!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 7h

I did not take a selfie today, I will have to be the caboose tomorrow!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 7h

I do love my snowflake pasties and I don’t wear them except when it’s winter.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 7h

Tbh I don’t do the whole routine in the bed because I need the floor for leverage but some is better than none!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 7h

If you are too tired for floor stretches, bed stretches are also okay.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 8h

We got adult size sleds at Costco last year! They don’t go as fast as the hard plastic one but that one is tricky if you’re taller than I am.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 8h

Honestly I have to hunt for joy in the cold, it makes my hands hurt.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 8h

It’s your first one in so long you should be pleased as punch! There’s going to be sledding!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 8h

I only moved here because @nadiazand.bsky.social is hot I reserve the right to whine about winter coming every single year!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 8h

Tights weather (derogatory)

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 8h

You are a more patient woman than I am.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 8h

I do not want to mother any more than I currently do!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 18h

There’s so much crap out there. Putting a pin here to come back later when I can cross reference my kindle!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 19h

I would have just worn my commuting shoes all day and been embarrassed about it

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 19h

I very nearly packed my ballet shoe bag instead of my office shoe bag this morning in case anyone wondered how much coffee I’m fixing to drink.

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˚ʚ Belle ɞ˚ @ working too damn much @torrent-empress.bsky.social · 21h

FUCK I'M COLD

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 19h

100%

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 19h

I’m dark mode

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect I love an excuse to dress up! I will wear my dress that is too big to fit in a small space!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

I think we should return.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly this would work on me because I would assume it was a theme Halloween party

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

Idk if you knew but women can still be absolute delightful smoke shows after menopause. Like the most beautiful woman I know is 62.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

This is my favorite post today btw

Normal @princessofbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

✨Glitoris✨

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Normal @princessofbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

✨Glitoris✨

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

Oh come through with the Sabrina the teenage witch hair!