Anna Zand
@annazand.bsky.social
I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet.
NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!
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Manic pixie dream adult woman
Marry the woman who will suggest a holiday song that gels your current costume selection with minimal new projects.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Marry the woman who will suggest a holiday song that gels your current costume selection with minimal new projects.
Me: trying to find my son’s glasses prescription in my photo gallery
My phone: bitch you have 12,349 photos labeled Aslan good luck
My phone: bitch you have 12,349 photos labeled Aslan good luck
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me: trying to find my son’s glasses prescription in my photo gallery
My phone: bitch you have 12,349 photos labeled Aslan good luck
My phone: bitch you have 12,349 photos labeled Aslan good luck
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La Salamandre — Walter Schnackenberg, 1919
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
La Salamandre — Walter Schnackenberg, 1919
One thing that’s strange to me as a New York performer is that these performers always have a stage.
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
One thing that’s strange to me as a New York performer is that these performers always have a stage.
Okay I do not EVER want my parents in my audience no ma’am no sir no thank you
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Okay I do not EVER want my parents in my audience no ma’am no sir no thank you
Oh my god FUCK America’s got talent, what a bunch of assholes. They are awful.
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Oh my god FUCK America’s got talent, what a bunch of assholes. They are awful.
I would lose my mind if I saw the clown contortion girl point at her pussy
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I would lose my mind if I saw the clown contortion girl point at her pussy
I should watch more boylesque.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I should watch more boylesque.
Fire dancers are insane, I could never
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fire dancers are insane, I could never
Oh no baby don’t pack your show bag like that
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh no baby don’t pack your show bag like that
LMAO THIS BITCH IS A BURRITO
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
LMAO THIS BITCH IS A BURRITO
Booty Tassels.
did you mean to write tassels or is this a whole new world I know nothing of
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Booty Tassels.
We are watching Burlesque: Heart of the Glitter Tribe and I am DELIGHTED by the assels
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We are watching Burlesque: Heart of the Glitter Tribe and I am DELIGHTED by the assels
The worst my feet have ever hurt was when my wife performed at Life Ball because I was so stubborn I wouldn’t wear flats in front of cameras and there were cameras all the way from New York to Vienna. I have somewhat relaxed since my 20’s.
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The worst my feet have ever hurt was when my wife performed at Life Ball because I was so stubborn I wouldn’t wear flats in front of cameras and there were cameras all the way from New York to Vienna. I have somewhat relaxed since my 20’s.
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statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
Not me over here like oh what a great and useful idea
I kinda love how deranged this feels — “your shoes are uncomfortable? Just apply a local anesthetic!”
www.glamour.com/story/lidoca...
www.glamour.com/story/lidoca...
I Used Lidocaine Spray on My Feet for Pain-Free High Heels
The topical anesthetic is a longtime Hollywood styling secret—but does it actually work?
www.glamour.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not me over here like oh what a great and useful idea
Omg I’m going to use a screwdriver to fix a doorknob I am so butch
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Omg I’m going to use a screwdriver to fix a doorknob I am so butch
Good they should quit and get a real job.
ICE was blocked and impeded by people all the way to the Lincoln Tunnel
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Good they should quit and get a real job.
This is my favorite post today!
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is my favorite post today!
Just say you’re mad that Kat’s pretty, Jesus Christ people
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just say you’re mad that Kat’s pretty, Jesus Christ people
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I found that academic study about rural white men that have sex with other men but do not identify as queer and it's still the funniest thing I've ever read in my life
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I found that academic study about rural white men that have sex with other men but do not identify as queer and it's still the funniest thing I've ever read in my life
Ew this is my least favorite post today what is wrong with people
More seriously, one time I was riding the subway and I saw a guy (pre-Covid) sneeze a bucket of snot onto his hands and then wipe it on the subway pole.
Unrelated, I always wash my hands when I get off the subway.
Unrelated, I always wash my hands when I get off the subway.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Ew this is my least favorite post today what is wrong with people
This is my favorite post today!
I know one of the guys on this team personally, and he is someone in the trenches of climate resiliency AND capital and knows the need for capital reform if we hope to not all die when the next flood comes. So that's good.
The climate crisis won’t wait and neither will we. With this team, we’ll meet it head-on.
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is my favorite post today!
Charged for Seduction, convicted for Adultery.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Charged for Seduction, convicted for Adultery.
They should make male singers like Frank Sinatra again.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They should make male singers like Frank Sinatra again.