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Amanda B

@amandajpanda.bsky.social

150 followers 26 following 540 posts

Beverage Goblin. Cheeseburger/Garlic Girl.

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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 15h

I hope everyone but Kevin Federline has a good night.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 16h

Micro Plastics?

Baby, I grew up in the 90s, everything was plastic, the people, the furniture, the clothing, we lived in a time on Mega Palstics and we loved it.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 16h

Meal prep complete.

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worried shoes @worried.shoes · 1d

if i was ceo of chili's there would be a quadruple dipper on the menu tomorrow. the infrastructure is already there!

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Work overtime?

No, nope, not anymore.

I'm just working enough to pay the bills and see the goo goo dolls every time they're within 300 miles of me.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 1d

I think people are lying about liking Boursin cheese.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 1d

100% I would be embarrassed to be that ME. Zero same, no self respect at all.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 1d

The Ellen Greenberg cause of death ruling is insane.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 2d

I have this thing I do called Menace Day, one a year nobody is safe from me in the comments, you do not want to post an "I can't be the only one" on Menace Day.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 2d

The Amy Bradley case seems like we let the women if the internet work on this. My "what if" meter is so high on this one.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada 🇨🇦

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 2d

Yesssss!!!!!!

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I overheard someone say Macaulay Culkin was wildly unattractive..... the person had a neckbeard that said it, sir, your beard doesn't even want to be associated with your face so how dare you.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I bought a pair of Colorado Glides today because I'm sure ill ice skate at least once this winter.

I am so full of it.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

@melissajean98.bsky.social MEL!

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I'm going to need them to re-freeze Mariah for at least another 3 weeks.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

My Dad accidentally sent me a voice memo when he was talking to my cousin Major and all is said was : I don't know why Amanda is scared of Patrick Monahan but anyway she make a hell of a lasagna.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

For the record I am scared if the lead singer of train but I'm not sure how it came up 🤔

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I want to quit my job and go live at my Dad's but he's why I have such good work ethic 🙄

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

My friend started a podcast about men's issues, so it's only right I get to be on there.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I have been sick for 8 days and it's still not worse than whatever this is. (Gestures to everything.)

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

The dog pillow pile.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

Are we going to talk about the body count in the Houston bayou? Or are we waiting to total 300?

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

The Packers and The Red Wings won on my birthday, I hope this is a good sign.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

Yes! Libra season. His friend was what I hope for in any friend I have. To show up a thousand times long after I'm gone ❤️

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you so much!