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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · Aug 24

Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 1h

I’d “report” dat

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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 19h

Where are the adults that are supposed to be in charge.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18h

My doctor said I’m “Type O-positive”

I took that to mean I cause a lot of orgasms.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16h

In the BlueSky olden times we passed the hat around, donating our best bangers in order to bring our shitpost elders over here to skeet in peace for the rest of their days

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

Blasphemy.

Blaspheyou.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 8h

Would $35 just be a little bit of crazy?

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Call what tweets?

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 2d

The sex needs a jump to recipe button

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

My life needs a jump to recipe button.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 1d

The same song over and over again?

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A case of the meeps.

I’m not sure there’s a cure for that

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Sprinting?

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*Holding my bass guitar*

Get on those drums; it’s a foursome

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 1d

Let me know when AI can translate back and forth between my dog and I

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2d

I’d never date a guy who doesn’t eat fruits and vagetables

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 2d

Mastodon sounds Mastodumb.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 4d

Liberal men of bluesky - stop going to bars to meet women and start going to Target. The M/F ratio is way better and women are already there looking for things they don’t need but want.