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· Aug 24
Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend
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[exists] [day ruined]
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
[exists] [day ruined]
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Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
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Nose hair long enough to complete my Fu Manchu to my sideburns.
Nose hair long enough to feel blowing in the breeze
nose hair long enough to feel it move when i breath fml
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Nose hair long enough to complete my Fu Manchu to my sideburns.
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Growing up, we always called your mom "Little Caesars" .
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Growing up, we always called your mom "Little Caesars" .
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
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Men who slut shame women have really small dicks. It’s science.
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Men who slut shame women have really small dicks. It’s science.
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I like my December with happy endings.
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I like my December with happy endings.
Go apeshit berserk about how expensive that thing is that she asked for for Christmas
Then get it for her anyway
Then get it for her anyway
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Go apeshit berserk about how expensive that thing is that she asked for for Christmas
Then get it for her anyway
Then get it for her anyway
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I wish I would've spent as much time choosing a man as my dog takes choosing a place to poop
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I wish I would've spent as much time choosing a man as my dog takes choosing a place to poop
Then snapping his fingers after Thanos explodes
Or at the very least shrinking down, entering his body (ideally his butthole) and then enlarging himself again
Sidebar Ant Man could have saved the Avengers a lot of trouble be pegging Thanos
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Then snapping his fingers after Thanos explodes
About to be 6 more years until Simon Phoenix and John Spartan thaw out
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
About to be 6 more years until Simon Phoenix and John Spartan thaw out
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this is about someone
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this is about someone
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What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
November 18, 2023 at 8:32 PM
What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
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The Biden’s serving Thanksgiving dinner on a military base, 2023. Trump is just a weirdo & this is how it’s supposed to be.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Biden’s serving Thanksgiving dinner on a military base, 2023. Trump is just a weirdo & this is how it’s supposed to be.
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People always worry about gaining weight during the holidays. Hell, one year I LOST 180 lbs right after Thanksgiving. His name was Larry.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
People always worry about gaining weight during the holidays. Hell, one year I LOST 180 lbs right after Thanksgiving. His name was Larry.
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Orgasms
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Orgasms
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This time next year xmas is over.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This time next year xmas is over.
What women see in their hand selfies: her showing off her nice nailjob
What I see: that looks like a nice HJ shaft grip
What I see: that looks like a nice HJ shaft grip
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What women see in their hand selfies: her showing off her nice nailjob
What I see: that looks like a nice HJ shaft grip
What I see: that looks like a nice HJ shaft grip
I’m thankful for a lot this year
Thankful for everything I have in life
Also slightly thankful for all the things I have that you don’t
because that makes me slightly cooler
but not tryna rub it in
cuz it’s the season
and hopefully you have the basics
I wish all the basics for you
Thankful for everything I have in life
Also slightly thankful for all the things I have that you don’t
because that makes me slightly cooler
but not tryna rub it in
cuz it’s the season
and hopefully you have the basics
I wish all the basics for you
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m thankful for a lot this year
Thankful for everything I have in life
Also slightly thankful for all the things I have that you don’t
because that makes me slightly cooler
but not tryna rub it in
cuz it’s the season
and hopefully you have the basics
I wish all the basics for you
Thankful for everything I have in life
Also slightly thankful for all the things I have that you don’t
because that makes me slightly cooler
but not tryna rub it in
cuz it’s the season
and hopefully you have the basics
I wish all the basics for you
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Today will be filled with Thanksgiving themed reskeets & closeted self loathing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Today will be filled with Thanksgiving themed reskeets & closeted self loathing.
Everyone have a safe Thanksgiving
*rolls on condom*
*rolls on condom*
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Everyone have a safe Thanksgiving
*rolls on condom*
*rolls on condom*
Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeybutts
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeybutts
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Strippers hate when I eat a juicy foot-long cold cut turkey ham and provolone with peppers oil and vinegar sandwich right up at the runway
June 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Strippers hate when I eat a juicy foot-long cold cut turkey ham and provolone with peppers oil and vinegar sandwich right up at the runway
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Exchanging the happy Thanksgiving greeting with every random goddamned person you encounter
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Exchanging the happy Thanksgiving greeting with every random goddamned person you encounter