Twitter died
@countmackula.bsky.social
mostly professional and somewhat scholarly
Read me:
Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sx4i6qjgrnm5zmemixqjlot6/feed/aaacrpvf7vrta
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sx4i6qjgrnm5zmemixqjlot6/feed/aaapfhilmuiia
Read me:
Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sx4i6qjgrnm5zmemixqjlot6/feed/aaacrpvf7vrta
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sx4i6qjgrnm5zmemixqjlot6/feed/aaapfhilmuiia
Pinned
Twitter died
@countmackula.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend
Reposted by Twitter died
Things are falling apart as planned.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Things are falling apart as planned.
Reposted by Twitter died
I bet it’s awkward when super mario turns into regular mario during sex
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I bet it’s awkward when super mario turns into regular mario during sex
Reposted by Twitter died
If you’re reading this
The curse is lifted
Have a great day
The curse is lifted
Have a great day
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If you’re reading this
The curse is lifted
Have a great day
The curse is lifted
Have a great day
Reposted by Twitter died
You don’t need my love to survive
You never did
Now loving yourself,luv.. that’s the trick
You never did
Now loving yourself,luv.. that’s the trick
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You don’t need my love to survive
You never did
Now loving yourself,luv.. that’s the trick
You never did
Now loving yourself,luv.. that’s the trick
Reposted by Twitter died
putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving
Reposted by Twitter died
grateful for the small popcorn moments of joy
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
grateful for the small popcorn moments of joy
Reposted by Twitter died
On 10th of December a new law in Australia is banning all teens under 16 from all social media, including YouTube, Tiktok, FB, Twitter, etc.
Welcome to the 80's/90's Kids!
Welcome to the 80's/90's Kids!
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
On 10th of December a new law in Australia is banning all teens under 16 from all social media, including YouTube, Tiktok, FB, Twitter, etc.
Welcome to the 80's/90's Kids!
Welcome to the 80's/90's Kids!
Reposted by Twitter died
He’s a 9.9 because nobody’s perfect
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
He’s a 9.9 because nobody’s perfect
Reposted by Twitter died
The biggest ick is when they don’t even care about their gut microbiome.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The biggest ick is when they don’t even care about their gut microbiome.
Reposted by Twitter died
Me in a good mood..is this legal?!
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me in a good mood..is this legal?!
Reposted by Twitter died
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
Reposted by Twitter died
[exists] [day ruined]
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
[exists] [day ruined]
Reposted by Twitter died
Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
Reposted by Twitter died
Nose hair long enough to complete my Fu Manchu to my sideburns.
Nose hair long enough to feel blowing in the breeze
nose hair long enough to feel it move when i breath fml
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Nose hair long enough to complete my Fu Manchu to my sideburns.
Reposted by Twitter died
Growing up, we always called your mom "Little Caesars" .
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Growing up, we always called your mom "Little Caesars" .
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
Because that bitch was always hot n ready.
Reposted by Twitter died
Men who slut shame women have really small dicks. It’s science.
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Men who slut shame women have really small dicks. It’s science.
Reposted by Twitter died
I like my December with happy endings.
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I like my December with happy endings.
Go apeshit berserk about how expensive that thing is that she asked for for Christmas
Then get it for her anyway
Then get it for her anyway
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Go apeshit berserk about how expensive that thing is that she asked for for Christmas
Then get it for her anyway
Then get it for her anyway
Reposted by Twitter died
I wish I would've spent as much time choosing a man as my dog takes choosing a place to poop
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I wish I would've spent as much time choosing a man as my dog takes choosing a place to poop
Then snapping his fingers after Thanos explodes
Or at the very least shrinking down, entering his body (ideally his butthole) and then enlarging himself again
Sidebar Ant Man could have saved the Avengers a lot of trouble be pegging Thanos
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Then snapping his fingers after Thanos explodes
About to be 6 more years until Simon Phoenix and John Spartan thaw out
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
About to be 6 more years until Simon Phoenix and John Spartan thaw out
Reposted by Twitter died
this is about someone
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this is about someone
Reposted by Twitter died
What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
November 18, 2023 at 8:32 PM
What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
Reposted by Twitter died
The Biden’s serving Thanksgiving dinner on a military base, 2023. Trump is just a weirdo & this is how it’s supposed to be.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Biden’s serving Thanksgiving dinner on a military base, 2023. Trump is just a weirdo & this is how it’s supposed to be.
Reposted by Twitter died
People always worry about gaining weight during the holidays. Hell, one year I LOST 180 lbs right after Thanksgiving. His name was Larry.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
People always worry about gaining weight during the holidays. Hell, one year I LOST 180 lbs right after Thanksgiving. His name was Larry.