Sage Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
Probably chilling 50 yrs ago or 50 yrs from now. When are we?
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just sitting round here counting crows with mr jones feeling like it’s probably gonna be a long december
December 1, 2024 at 9:30 PM
just sitting round here counting crows with mr jones feeling like it’s probably gonna be a long december
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The beauty of a cormorant and its reflections. How beautiful.🫠🍂🍁
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The beauty of a cormorant and its reflections. How beautiful.🫠🍂🍁
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Me: I just want to sleep!
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Me: I just want to sleep!
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
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For someone to care, please press one.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For someone to care, please press one.
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“I just want there to be a car that drives itself so I can get places without thinking about it”
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“I just want there to be a car that drives itself so I can get places without thinking about it”
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
putting tums on my pizza to save time
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Got my winter Croc's bitches.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Got my winter Croc's bitches.
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Desire is a river in…. Wait.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Desire is a river in…. Wait.
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Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
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turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession
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My plus one for this year’s Thanksgiving dinner is vodka.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My plus one for this year’s Thanksgiving dinner is vodka.
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If you haven’t already, take your turkey out of the freezer and serve immediately for a nice, cold turkey pop.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you haven’t already, take your turkey out of the freezer and serve immediately for a nice, cold turkey pop.
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
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It wasn’t a social media post, it was a glimmer of hope.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It wasn’t a social media post, it was a glimmer of hope.
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
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Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
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Youre telling me a devil fucked this egg?
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Youre telling me a devil fucked this egg?
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My jokes are past their tell-by date.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My jokes are past their tell-by date.
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Vaping has killed the cousin walk industry
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Vaping has killed the cousin walk industry
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Thanks, giving up.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Thanks, giving up.
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
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My alt account would just be all the lyrics that’s been living in my head since the 80’s.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My alt account would just be all the lyrics that’s been living in my head since the 80’s.
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“The pleasure is all mine.” Okay, selfish fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“The pleasure is all mine.” Okay, selfish fuck.