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Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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My girlfriend said she was preparing for me a fancy feast. I couldn't eat it. I gave it to the cat.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Affectionately calls you dipshit.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I told my cat that she “makes a better door than a window”

I felt myself age 20 years
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I’m at the point where I’m considering keeping someone in my basement just to kick them around when I feel like it
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Don't get in the car with me if you're gonna scream every time I try to jump an open drawbridge.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Waldo has been cloned! I REPEAT! Waldo has been cloned. You’ll never find him now.
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Murder, She Journaled
Murder, She Footnoted
Murder, she suggested
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Cats can make you feel kneaded.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Rap God
YouTube video by Eminem - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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(goes offline for 4 hours) boy i hope the government didn’t do anything stupid
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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i am no longer fighting my demons. we’re actually grabbing coffee together on tuesday.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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it's always the slowest drivers that are the most willing to cut you off. what's up with that?
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Today has been like any of other Sunday except a couple of people called & sang to me
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Medical examiner: *opens skull*
Is this...cake?

Detectives: April Fools!
April 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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this is my raven go quoth your own
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Oh what fun! <derogatory >
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Ace Of Base tried to warn us. They saw the sign in 1993
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Everything should be less stupid
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Building a new stretch of road called Dead Man’s Curve. It’s going to be great, the kids are gonna love it
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you truly loved & cherished me you’d send me money for cheese
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Murder, she suggested
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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a flame thrower, but for life’s problems
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM