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Ladybug 🐞 🦃 (Holiday Edition)
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I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive

I say wtf way too much

2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
Pinned
In honor of Halloween, please enjoy these mannequins from the Witches Dungeon Museum in Salem. Please pay close attention to the facial details!
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Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I keep getting ads on multiple platforms for Omnilux red light masks. I think, they think, I’m old.

I’m in my 40’s and injury myself sleeping, so they may be on to something.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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it’s ok tomorrow will be different lolz
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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doing meal prep (organising my meds)
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Live look at me realizing the work I keep putting off, has indeed piled up. This is a shocking realization.
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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And otters are seal dogs
Dolphins are the felines of marine mammals
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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"Got any plans for the weekend?"

Me: "Heading over to the Discover tab and mocking people for their lack of Alt Text"
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
First date idea: take a nice nap. I’ll snuggle up in my bed, and you snuggle up in yours.
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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who up tired of their own shit
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Get in loser, we got shit to fuck up
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I need to do approx 8-10 hours of work tomorrow between 8:30 am and 10:30 am.

Good thing that is currently none of my business.
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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If you’re here it’s because someone loved you enough to care for you. Remember that, always.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Private equity firms should be illegal. Everything they do is immoral.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Good morning, Skeethearts ☀️ 🩷😂☕️
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Alright fam, I need y'all to pucker up and work your magic. I am trying to get a Vgen code. In order to do that, I need this post to get 100 likes and 20 RTs. Help this gooner out, pretty please, with sugar on top? 😁 .I want to get on VGen! #VGenCode
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Today I am focused. On the wrong tasks, but at least it’s on tasks. I’ll try again tomorrow to focus on what I actually need to do.
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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(°-°)
/>🔪<
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The only things of mine that have gotten noticeably stronger in 2025 are my meds.
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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god every day is just gonna be a Whole Thing isn’t it
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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borb #art #🪶
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Good news everyone. I had an hour until a meeting and I really needed to focus and get ready.

So I spent 30 min deleting a couple hundred voicemails from Walgreens and scam loan companies.

Totally ready now.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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It’s like having erotica about fucking Shrek I hate it
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM