Narwhalrus
narwahlrus.bsky.social
Narwhalrus
@narwahlrus.bsky.social
New tattoo day! My SIL calls me Captain Crocker because I bake a lot and my drinking choice is captain & coke. My kids created my Lego Captain Crocker a few years ago and… well… here he is!
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey @coachmark2568.bsky.social I’ve been slacking on the new tunes, but this one fits in the old ear holes perfectly today!

youtu.be/4c79WZYiXaw?...
When Love Comes To Town
YouTube video by Joe Bonamassa - Topic
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December 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Coming up on my last couple of days in the office, so it’s time to break out the Christmas wear!
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Gas Station Sushi
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Happy Hump Day, #jokesters !
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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😊😊😂😂
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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why does my brain want to start the day in the middle of the night
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Yoga is always far more entertaining on nights we had hot dogs for dinner! 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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she was rare, like a shitposter who never cared when her skeets hit 69 likes
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star (Wars or Trek) LOTR, or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ah, now I am completely on board with the whole 6-7 thing! 🤭😆🤣
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Remember kids…
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Facts and trivia
My memory can't retain
Quiz me on your soul

#haikufeels (quiz)
#haiku #poetry #micropoetry
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I had to get cleaned up again 😁
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is my favorite thing since the tiny hands! They even have Murdock’s sock puppet! 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits:
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
For those that have never seen one, here is some Blimp Bootie
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Make sure to pre-order these today!
They WILL sell out.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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My favorite Christmas thing every year is that our big Toys-for-Tots drop off event is in the Goodyear Blimp Hangar!
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My favorite Christmas thing every year is that our big Toys-for-Tots drop off event is in the Goodyear Blimp Hangar!
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM