Narwhalrus
@narwahlrus.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣 That was merely an example of what I would wear. Tonight is Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas night 🤭
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
🤣🤣🤣 That was merely an example of what I would wear. Tonight is Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas night 🤭
It’s date night, show me what you’re wearing
This time of year, it’s a ridiculous Xmas shirt 🤣
This time of year, it’s a ridiculous Xmas shirt 🤣
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s date night, show me what you’re wearing
This time of year, it’s a ridiculous Xmas shirt 🤣
This time of year, it’s a ridiculous Xmas shirt 🤣
And a night light!
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
And a night light!
Completely unrelated to this post, but I saw this today at Walgreens and grabbed a pic!
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Completely unrelated to this post, but I saw this today at Walgreens and grabbed a pic!
New tattoo day! My SIL calls me Captain Crocker because I bake a lot and my drinking choice is captain & coke. My kids created my Lego Captain Crocker a few years ago and… well… here he is!
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
New tattoo day! My SIL calls me Captain Crocker because I bake a lot and my drinking choice is captain & coke. My kids created my Lego Captain Crocker a few years ago and… well… here he is!
Coming up on my last couple of days in the office, so it’s time to break out the Christmas wear!
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Coming up on my last couple of days in the office, so it’s time to break out the Christmas wear!
Ah, now I am completely on board with the whole 6-7 thing! 🤭😆🤣
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ah, now I am completely on board with the whole 6-7 thing! 🤭😆🤣
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
I had to get cleaned up again 😁
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I had to get cleaned up again 😁
Well… mostly these! 🤭
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Well… mostly these! 🤭
This is my favorite thing since the tiny hands! They even have Murdock’s sock puppet! 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is my favorite thing since the tiny hands! They even have Murdock’s sock puppet! 🤣
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
I think I saw her at a Renaissance Faire earlier this year!
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I think I saw her at a Renaissance Faire earlier this year!
For those that have never seen one, here is some Blimp Bootie
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
For those that have never seen one, here is some Blimp Bootie
My favorite Christmas thing every year is that our big Toys-for-Tots drop off event is in the Goodyear Blimp Hangar!
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My favorite Christmas thing every year is that our big Toys-for-Tots drop off event is in the Goodyear Blimp Hangar!
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Obviously Leela’s is the gold standard, but this guy is pretty darn close!
Obviously Leela’s is the gold standard, but this guy is pretty darn close!
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Obviously Leela’s is the gold standard, but this guy is pretty darn close!
Obviously Leela’s is the gold standard, but this guy is pretty darn close!
If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
I loved this one from Joe Quesada!
I loved this one from Joe Quesada!
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
If you see this, post a Spider-Man.
I loved this one from Joe Quesada!
I loved this one from Joe Quesada!
I occasionally do some artistic stuff too! These were some Christmas designs over the last couple of years… including an elf on the shelf bed and toilet since he was at our house for the whole month 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I occasionally do some artistic stuff too! These were some Christmas designs over the last couple of years… including an elf on the shelf bed and toilet since he was at our house for the whole month 🤣
It’s Hump Day y’all! How we feelin’?
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It’s Hump Day y’all! How we feelin’?
